What are the funny questions?

Classmate A: I will never regret taking off my clothes.

The positive solution is "If my belt widens gradually, I won't regret it."

Goose? Q: A male scientist recalled that he and his wife went on an expedition to the South Pole, but he was snow-blind and couldn't see anything. So they wandered around the South Pole and finally had to eat penguins raw to survive. But his wife didn't hold on at last, and finally died. He walked alone for a day and was finally saved. The next day, he deliberately went to the penguin shop to eat penguins, and when he came back, he actually committed suicide. Why?

Jump the train? Q: A person went to see a doctor in Linzhen Town by train, and he got better after seeing it. On the way back, the train passed a tunnel, and the man jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why? ?

Water plants? Q: A boy and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the boy jumped into the water to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he revisited his old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish caught by the old man had no aquatic plants. He asked the old man why there were no aquatic plants on the fish. The old man said: there have never been any aquatic plants in this river. At this point, the boy suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why? ?

The story of the funeral? Q: There are three pairs of mother and daughter. Mother died and the two sisters went to the funeral. My sister met a handsome man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. My sister killed my sister when I got home. Why?

Half game? Q: A man died head down in the desert, with several suitcases scattered around him. The man was holding half a match in his hand. Reasoning how this man died? ?

Wood chips all over the floor? Q: There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other one. The circus only needs one dwarf, and the shorter the circus dwarf, the better. The two dwarfs decided who was shorter than who, and the tall one committed suicide. However, just the day before the date, the blind dwarf, that is, the short dwarf, committed suicide at home. Only wooden furniture and sawdust were found in his house. Why did he kill himself? ?

Knocking at the door in the middle of the night and asking: a person lives in a cabin on the top of the mountain. He heard someone knocking at the door in the middle of the night. He opened the door, but there was no one, so he went to bed. After waiting for a while, there was another knock at the door. I answered the door, but there was still no one. I waited several times. The next day, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain. The police came and took the people at the top of the mountain away. Why?

Cattle eat grass? Q: There is a young man whose house is separated from his neighbor's by a lawn. One night, the man was awakened by the quarrel next door, and then he heard the sound of throwing things, chopping axes and cows eating grass. After a while, he heard someone knocking at his door again, but he ignored it and fell asleep again. The next day, he found the hostess next door dead in front of his house. The process of reasoning about it.