What about the ancient eunuchs?

According to the history of eunuchs in China, eunuchs began to exist 2000 years ago. Before and after the subjugation of the Ming Dynasty, more than 70,000 or 80,000 eunuchs were eaten. How many eunuchs do 70,000 to 80,000 eunuchs need?

There were so many eunuchs in ancient times in agricultural society. Of course, there are many eunuchs' masters. The ancient eunuch industry, like the general industry, was very competitive. They are divided into the South School and the North School, and they also flaunt that "Kung Fu is first-class, the knife is broken quickly, and it is very safe and reliable. It's ancestral kung fu, ha ~ painless, painless, non-inflammatory, accidental, without side effects ... ",castration doesn't mean castrating that root.

In the past, there were two famous experts in Beijing, one was Liu Xiaodao and the other was Liu Xiaodao. These two are the most famous and biggest brands. Both of them were handed down from generation to generation, and both claimed that there would be no trouble if they went down with a knife.

These two families made a fortune just by castration, and they were also given six grades by the emperor, which was higher than the county magistrate.

It is said that these two companies offer 30 eunuchs to the internal affairs office of the imperial harem of the Qing Dynasty every season, 30 in one season, and 120 all year round, so when it comes to these two companies, there are 240 fixed businesses a year, which is simply a general contracting project!

The ancients were poor and it was difficult to have a child. The children of poor families are the most eunuchs, and the castrated master is called a body cleaner. It is said that the bodybuilders are handed down from generation to generation to grandchildren, some to future generations, and some not to others. The chastener is the same person as the religious instructor and ordained teacher. If you want to be castrated, you must learn from the teacher first, be a teacher for one day and be a father for life.

After being castrated by a body cleaner, he entered the palace to be a eunuch. When you enjoy the splendor, your benefactor is the cleansing teacher. You must respect him before it's your turn to enjoy it.

If you want to learn from a teacher, you must first follow the etiquette. The simplest gift is a pig's head or a chicken and a can of white wine. Those who have no money should prepare at least these three things. Of course, the rich said it alone. Rich people spend more money. Before castration, they have to make a contract and sign a contract. At that time, it was called file. For example, in ancient times, hospitals had to operate and family members had to write books. They are willing to castrate the dead, so as not to be sued and escape the lawsuit.

The key is that a clean man should protect his own interests. How can I put it? People say everything should change. You see Li is so powerful as a eunuch. Signing this contract means that the west cow is looking forward to the moon. Maybe one day the eunuch will develop greatly and make a fortune, and Master will be rewarded and make a fortune.

The first intention of the contract is to castrate without compensation; The second intention is that, just like investing, Master hopes that castrated people will recover when they are promising, because when they meet people with no money, Master works for nothing and hopes to recover later. There are two prices for castration when you meet a rich man, one is the price of keeping alive, and the other is the price of not keeping alive.

Guaranteed housing is more expensive, but it is not guaranteed to be cheap. After the price was settled, the contract was signed. People who want to be eunuchs must prepare something. One is 30 Jin of rice, which is enough for one month.

Second, dried corn bones should be used as matches.

Third, hemp leaves, hemp leaves burned to ashes, should be sprinkled on the lower body cut parts, because hemp leaves ash will not burn to the skin.

Fourth, prepare half a dozen window papers (about 50 sheets) and paste the windows until they are airtight. If you want to castrate, you should choose a date, preferably spring, January to March, not hot, not mosquitoes and flies.

Because you can't wear clothes after castration, the clean room is a separate room, and no one lives around. Because after castration, it is very pitiful, the pain is at least three or four days, and the wailing is terrible. Like killing a pig, no one dares to listen, so no one lives near the clean room. It's a separate room, comparable to human purgatory! sadder ...

A man who is going to be castrated as a eunuch is really pitiful and helpless. It is so cruel to forbid him to eat the day before castration. I can't urinate for at least one or two days after the operation, no matter defecation or urination. At this time, you should prepare a corn bone and trim it with scissors to make it round and smooth. Corn bones are soft and wet. You have to insert it into the urethra, like putting a plastic tube, and you can't help coming out of the corn bone tube. It's hard enough. If you don't intubate, the urine will just leak out, which will sting the wound.

The eunuch is going to castrate, because it is very painful, and his hands and feet should be tied like pigs. Don't touch them during the operation or after the operation. The bacteria on their hands are very toxic, which can lead to pus, virus infection and even death! Disinfect and clean the lower part of the body before operation. First, you should drink stinky marijuana and Chinese medicine water. As for smelly hemp soup, it is boiled with lime water to stop blood and relieve pain.

When cooking stinky hemp soup, put two eggs in it. The longer you roll, the harder the egg will become. After washing, Master will prepare two fresh pig bile. After drinking this bowl of stinky hemp water, my head and shell will be foggy, my body will be numb, and my flesh will shake, just like a snake inhaling cigarette oil.

At this time, the hands and feet are tied, the waist is fixed, and it is tied tightly, so you can't move!

At this time, the castrated person was blindfolded and trembled all over. The body cleaner will have a knife ... ..

Where does the eunuch start to operate?

Although it sounds cruel, don't be afraid, because in this day and age, no one will force you to go.

Castrate the eunuch, unless your man wants to change to a female body, transsexualism is not as terrible as in ancient times. The operation process is as follows:

First castrate the testis, cut two holes in the capsule, cut off the tendon, and then squeeze out the testis. Oh! It hurts just to listen. People who are squeezed must be more painful than death. It is also useful to squeeze out eggs. Take them away and put them in the eunuch's mouth. One egg and one mouth make no sound. When eggs are stuffed into their mouths, they are almost lifeless. At this time, they will contribute, and the abdomen will go all out to the abdomen. When the bidet contributes, it will squeeze out two testicles.

However, when the bitter pig bile is brought, paste the wound and stick it together. It is said that the bitter pig gall paste will reduce swelling and stop bleeding, and the testicles will be squeezed out. Further down, it will be completely castrated. In Beijing, this is called castration. If you want to castrate this place, you must cut the whole plane without leaving any protruding meat. How can I put it? Because the incision is not flat enough, this cartilage will come out another day. If you come out, you have to have another operation. If it's too deep, the wound will heal another day. If it falls, it will become a hole. It will be troublesome to pee, and your pants will get wet. Most eunuchs will have sequelae after castration, and urine will split like a fan! The whole group was castrated, and another egg was stuffed into the mouth. There is no sound in the pain, but it hurts like hell. The following was caught by fiery red tongs, which made people faint!

When a man is castrated naked, he becomes a man or a woman. This is a poor eunuch, more painful than the death penalty. Eunuchs are mostly six or seven years old. To make a living, they will be tortured at a young age, and they are willing to do so. They really have courage and compassion!

When I talked about castration a while ago, people were so miserable that they woke up to drink marijuana water. Drinking marijuana will make people unconscious, and they will be as confused as taking anesthetic, No.4 and amphetamine, so it should be drugs. Marijuana is also a laxative. After drinking marijuana water, I have been leaking urine and leaking into my stomach. By the way, after castration, the wound was pasted with bitter pig bile and sticky. Stick it on, the bleeding will stop, and the inflammation will be alleviated. Paste it and leave a small hole for inserting the straw. This tube made of corn bone is like a urinary catheter for him to urinate.

You can drink porridge on the second day after operation instead of eating hard food. The porridge is stuffed with broken balls. Put a tube and suck it up for the eunuch to eat. Put a broken box under the bed for putting shit.

I didn't get up until the third day. At this time, the wound below has not healed, but it has scarred. I have to suffer a little at this time, and I will cramp. Three times a day, my leg hurts badly and I am shaking all over. It is said that if you don't cramp, you will bend over. Since then, your keel is not straight, and you cramp three times a day.

What should I do with the cut penis? The master of cleanliness regards it as a treasure. Eunuchs have no right to take it back. Master cleanliness has the right to keep it.

Master Jiepi will prepare a basin, mix lime in it, arrange two testicles, and let the lime absorb water, so that the testicles will not rot. The operation contract is wrapped in oil paper, put in a basin, wrapped in red cloth, tied with a rope and hung on a central beam. There is a central beam in the lobby of the ancient house. This is interesting! This is called red cloth promotion, which means wishing eunuchs good luck and promotion step by step in the future! China people have a tradition that when they die, they will leave their leaves and be buried in their native land. No matter where you go to the ends of the earth, no matter where you die in the end, you want to leave the leaves to the roots. If people die in other places and can't go back to their hometown for burial, they will definitely cover the soil of their hometown. It's called falling leaves as roots.

The wish of being a eunuch all his life is to get his naked body back. Man is called Salvation, and his name is "Salvation Orchid" (Taiwan Province). Therefore, eunuchs are very economical and reluctant to use it to make money. The purpose is to keep a whole corpse for this ancient concept, so they are not qualified to be buried in their ancestral graves and cannot be buried in the same cemetery as their parents. This is called the return of flesh and blood, and it is said that Yan will does not accept it.

Last time we said that after death, there must be six incomplete roots. So everyone's idea is that if a person dies, he has to leave a complete body, without a bone and a hand, Yan Luowang will not take him in.

Because of this misunderstanding, no one likes to donate organs after death.

Because the ancients attached great importance to this concept, eunuchs must be castrated when they are old.

A man can only bury his penis when he is dead. Usually, redemption is the biggest happy event in a eunuch's life. Generally, it should be handled before the age of 50. The ancients lived to be 50 years old and lived a long life. If they don't do it at the age of 50, sometimes it's too late. As I said before, eunuchs can't have offspring. The descendants mentioned above are the ritual of recognizing the son as his redemption sacrifice. By a son, not a eunuch. The eunuch came forward and felt disgraced, so Yu Zi.

It is very grand to welcome the wedding ceremony as usual! Eunuch seme, sitting back home, put a pile of silver in the red cage as happy money, and the money for the wedding is called happy money. This is like a red envelope for a happy event, which is not in the price of redeeming penis. The penis money should be agreed in advance, and you don't say anything if you want to come. Just like the bride price, we must talk about it first, and the red envelope will be wrapped separately. At this time, there will be guns and drums at the door of the cleaning teacher.

The bidet puts the penis bucket in the middle of the table, and when the guests are full, it is presided over by someone with high qualifications in the clan. The old clan first made a gift for the bidet, and then opened the red cloth on the bucket, which contained the contract signed at the beginning. The old clan unfolded it and read it again, saying that the contract in the bucket and the castrated naked body would be redeemed today. Eunuch seme will worship the head three times, thanking the clean body, the patriarch and the eunuch. Put your hands in the red cage, sit on the top of the sedan chair and go to the cemetery. All the people followed to the cemetery. The eunuch himself has been waiting in the cemetery. The graveyard has been set up with incense tables. This cemetery is the tomb of eunuch's parents. At this time, the drums were loud and the guns rang! The old patriarch read the contract again before the incense table, explaining that he would redeem the eunuch's nakedness today, mainly to show the people in the tomb.

The eunuch's adopted son and some younger generations climbed on the ground just like our ceremony of coming out of the mountain. Just as the contract was about to be lit and burned, they suddenly blew a trombone, like a teacher and a trumpet, like the sound of an ancient prisoner trying to behead. The eunuch cried and said, Dad; Mom, all the flesh and blood you gave your son was redeemed today.