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What are the lines of the complete prose works of the four great talents?

The lines of Xiao Shenyang's essay "Four Great Talents in Jiangbei";

Wang Xiaohu: Hello, dear friends! Today is our Miss Wen Fu's wedding. After the sea election, four talents from Jiangbei were selected. I hope the friends at the scene will welcome four talented people with fierce applause.

(Four Great Talents Come to Power)

Shenyang: We are Jiangbei No.4 ... (Fan)

Yang Bing: Big. ...

Song Xiaofeng: Only.

Wang Xiaohu: What should I do?

Song Xiaofeng: (Fan Show-Lost)

Wang Xiaohu: I'm lost. That's great. That's great. You lack a competitor. Please sit down, Saner. Let's welcome Miss Wen Jia to the stage with warm applause.

(Miss Wen Jiaer appears)

Song Xiaofeng: Eldest brother, Miss Wen Jia is really beautiful.

Yang Bing: It looks like a fairy descended from the earth.

Shenyang: Dear brothers, I can't give in to you.

Yang Bing: Brother, I'm just a scholar. I'm as good as you.

Song Xiaofeng: Brother, in terms of face value, my brother is also slightly better than you.

Shenyang: Then let's have a competition.

Yang Bing: Don't screw it up. What are you doing?

Shenyang: What are you doing?

(Three people scuffle together)

Song Xiaofeng: Why?

Shenyang: What are you doing?

Song Xiaofeng: No, it's locked?

Wang Xiaohu: Stop it. It is unwise for some talented people to do so.

Shenyang: What are you doing? Your feet are falling off. Your feet are falling off.

Song Xiaofeng: What kind of scandal is this?

Yang Bing: Look at this clip.

Wang Xiaohu: Please sit down, gentlemen. Let's use applause to encourage our big lady to debut.

(Shen Chunyang debuted)

Little Shenyang: Where's the big lady?

Wang Xiaohu: This is Miss Da.

Yang Bing: Stop it. It's a security issue.

Wang Xiaohu: No, this is the first young lady. Our writer married two young ladies at the same time. The premise is that after our first lady gets married, the remaining two sons will have a chance to marry our second lady.

Shenyang: That's the way it is.

Song Xiaofeng: Brother, I want to sing a poem on this occasion.

Small Shenyang: Yin Lai.

Song Xiaofeng: The three brothers came on a blind date, and they broke out halfway.

Yang Bing: What should I do?

Shenyang: The two brothers-in-law have taken much trouble.

Yang Bing: Fuck off, what the hell.

Shenyang: OK, OK, let's not argue. Today, we compete fairly, Miss Er. As for the big lady, it depends on who gets the higher score and who gets the lower score.

Yang Bing: All right, come on.

Shenyang: Let's go, housekeeper.

Wang Xiaohu: Then we'll start the wedding right away. First, our eldest lady will ask questions. If someone answers, he will be lucky enough to be our son-in-law.

Shen Chunyang: Ha ha, ha ha. I heard it in the back just now, saying that you guys are vying to see me, so don't be so impatient.

Shenyang: Come on, buddy.

Shen Chunyang: OK, big brother.

Please listen carefully, this question is very difficult. How much is one plus one? Start answering first? Answer first? (Nobody answered) One plus one? Is it so difficult? (turning to the housekeeper) Is this a difficult question?

Wang Xiaohu: Miss, this is not a problem. But they didn't want to answer first, so they changed the first question into a mandatory one.

Shen Chunyang: Oh, it's mandatory. You are the eldest brother, you answer first.

Shenyang: One plus one equals several, which should belong to the category of mathematics. I study literature and know nothing about mathematics. My second brother, your family inherited mathematics. Please tell the big lady.

Yang Bing: Yes, math runs in our family. It is passed on from women to men.

Shenyang: That's not right. Your nickname is 3. 14 15926. Please tell the big lady quickly.