Why do pigs climb trees?

Why do pigs climb trees? Because men are unreliable! This is what women give men. "Men are reliable, and sows can climb trees!" " "Why is the sow? Because pigs are the most stupid, and sows are the most stupid pigs! Because I am pregnant with a little pig! The man said, "If you are in a hurry, the pig will really climb the tree!" " "In fact, there are pigs in the tree! That's because there are too few men in this world to trust!