Why does Zhang Can Daxian tell fortune _ Why does Zhang Can Daxian tell fortune? videotape

Zhang is just a name. It is said that this person can see ghosts in glaucoma, which is very good. This man is a farmer. He usually drives people away from disasters and never collects money. Probably because of this good reputation, many people have great confidence in his technology.

Because of bad business, a person always hopes to have good luck to patronize himself, so he found Zhang. Zhang looked at his face and predicted that one day it would be a terrible day. He should not go out. The language spoken is mysterious. He also introduced successful cases of reading other people's fortune in the past to prove his unique insights. Sure enough, that day, the man was afraid to go out, but he escaped a "robbery" at home, saying that he would be rich or expensive in the future. I don't know where the robbery happened that day, and I don't know how the future wealth came from. Anyway, he said that others did it, and no one can say for sure. Zhang added another brilliant stroke to his case.

Women want to have boys, but hospital B-ultrasound can't predict the problem of having boys and girls casually. She invited Zhang to her home and asked him to perform magic tricks. He said, "I'll show you boys and girls. I've never missed them." In my opinion, you are sure to have a boy. "It is conceivable that a patriarchal family must be very happy. Thanks to Qian Xie Wan for inviting them to dinner several times. A few months later, the result came out, and the crying of a baby girl shattered the fortune teller's conclusion. In fact, everyone used to call him "Zhang", and because of this, others changed their names to "Zhang". He is also quite modest, adding that his assertion is as correct as 99%. Unfortunately, that one percent is satisfied by the family.

There is also a man who often has itchy pimples on his legs, and the pimples are very symmetrical, which is really puzzling. After reading it, Zhang said that this person must have been blown by the evil wind, or there was a ghost of a dead person attached to him at home. This statement is really creepy. The so-called evil wind, in fact, everyone may have seen it, which is a small whirlwind that sometimes blows on the ground. Then, the man also said that when he was outside looking at the construction site, he often saw such wind. He thought it was evil wind and kicked it with his foot. This memory probably inspired Zhang, who made a prescription: don't go out these days, and your acne will naturally get better. In fact, this kind of acne may be skin allergy caused by irritating things. As for symmetry, it is purely coincidental. The man was obedient and hid at home. Imagine hiding at home, if you can stay away from allergens, your skin will definitely get better.

Zhang never takes money for prescriptions, but also emphasizes: "Try it if you believe it; I won't mind if you don't believe me. " He also has a habit of never being late for dinner at other people's homes. According to him, he had to go through the funeral home, and it was unlucky to see ghosts crawling out of the chimney at night because of glaucoma.

Zhang is still watching strange diseases and exorcising ghosts. As for that incredible skill, you can figure it out for yourself!

Zhang is very famous in Nanhe Town. He has run a divination booth for most of his life. When his son is ugly, his business is booming and his career is booming. His reputation in Nanhe Town is no less than that of the mayor. Just because people call him Zhang, you can know how deep his scar is. Every time I hear this nickname, Zhang feels drunk.

Zhang's divination never caters to his wishes. Good is good, and bad is bad. On one occasion, an old woman in Dongge Village was dragged by her son to find a divination, saying that her wife had a strange disease and had been in bed for more than two months. She asked Zhang if she could recover from her illness. Her family was poor. If she can't, she won't be sent to the county hospital. When Zhang asked about his birthday, he held out five fingers, narrowed his eyes and recited the formula. Suddenly, he opened his eyes and said to the bearer, "Your wife is dying. Hurry up and prepare for the funeral. " The fortune teller thanked Zhang very piously and left. I heard that half a month later, the old man who was ill in bed really passed away. Of course, Zhang's divination fee is also very famous, which is generally about twice as expensive as others. In this regard, he has many divination customers in the divination booth under the persimmon tree in Zhenxi. People say, don't want to be noble, just want to be accurate.

It's a sunny day. Nanhe Town, which is a three-day episode, is very lively, but today it is a bit weird. Nearly noon, Zhang's divination booth has not seen a divination guest. At first, Zhang could bear it, but two hours later, he became a little anxious, looking at the sun overhead and the young leaves on the tree. Just as he was fidgeting, a pair of big feet stopped in front of the divination booth. Zhang looked up and saw that he was a young man, wearing a suit and tie, like a businessman. Before the fortune teller spoke, he guessed that this man must be asking about business.

"Sir, give me a divination." The young man squatted down.

"What do you want to ask? Zhang Wen looked at the young man's cunning and said to himself, this is a businessman's face.

The young man's answer was beyond his expectation: "Do whatever you want."

Zhang was not satisfied with his answer and said, "You must be sincere in calculating hexagrams, otherwise it will be useless if you can't work it out."

"Then you can calculate my recent luck."

Zhang said, "Well, tell me about your birthday."

The young man told the date of birth in detail. While listening, Zhang closed his eyes and converted to the meridian. After a while, he opened his eyes and said, "Young man, you belong to the fire of life in the sky. You are lucky this year, and you will rob money this month. You have a foreign fortune now. "

The young man said, "Impossible. I have done a business and haven't even found the capital yet. How can I make a fortune? "

Zhang said flatly, "You have to be quick. This is a windfall. It must be yours. Seize the opportunity. "

The young man scratched his head and felt a little embarrassed: "It's a good opportunity, but I often miss such an opportunity because I have no money. This time, I will miss it. "

Zhang asked, "What business do you do and have no money?"

The young man said, "to tell you the truth, sir, I am in the fertilizer distribution business." I have a relative who is the director of the municipal chemical fertilizer plant. He gave me a batch of low-cost fertilizers, which can earn half of the money, but I have no capital. "

Zhang immediately became interested: "What is the capital?"

"Fifteen thousand, but I have ten thousand, and I still need five thousand."

Zhang leaned his head forward and said, "Brother, let's discuss a measure. My divination is 100% effective Your business promises to make money. I'll pay for this 5000 yuan, and when I earn it back, we'll share it together. You take two thirds and I take one third, okay? "

The young man hesitated a little and thought for a long time before saying, "Doing business is risky. I can't explain to you what happened! "

Zhang said worriedly, "You still don't believe in my divination. I have been in this town for more than 30 years, and I dare not say that 100% is accurate, but I dare say 99%. Do this business boldly and you won't lose money. If you come to me if you lose money, I will never forget it again! "

The young man finally made up his mind: "Grandpa, with your words, my business has been done, and I have earned our points. I will pay you back every penny of your 5,000 yuan!" "

Zhang Song sighed and said, "You keep an eye on the booth and I'll get the money."

In less than half an hour, Zhang handed a whole stack of 5,000 yuan to the young people. When paying the money, Zhang said, "I don't know you, and I don't know your name yet." The young man is very loyal: "You don't know me, but I know you. I see you here every day. " I'm from hebei village. My name is Li Chengfa, and my father's name is Li Laogui. I'll give you a note. "Say that finish, took out a pen and paper from his bag, quickly wrote an iou and handed it to Zhang.

Zhang took the note and said, "I know your father. You came to my booth three years ago for divination. Don't worry about doing business. "

The young man packed his money, said goodbye to Zhang, and then left the divination pavilion.

Zhang looked at the iou with great joy, and then carefully put it in his pocket. I thought, today is not bad, although there are fewer customers for divination, but I can meet big business. The business is done, which is more exciting than half a year. So I lit a cigarette and watched the bustling crowd smoke slowly. Just took a sip, he saw hebei village's Li Laogui smashing his divination booth with half a bag of chemical fertilizer. Zhang Dao: "Brother Li, put it down and have a rest." Li Laogui stopped and put down the fertilizer on his shoulder. Zhang handed him a cigarette: "Your son wants to sell a car full of fertilizer, which is not enough for you. Why buy that half bag! " Li Laogui was puzzled: "What did you say?" Zhang explained, "Your son Chengfa just came here to do divination, and I gave him 5,000 yuan to help him do business." Li Laogui was stupefied: "How can I have a son? Only one girl got married the year before last, which is still a good day for you. "

Zhang's face suddenly changed: "What do you mean, you don't have a son?"

Li Laogui said, "You are a fortuneteller, haven't you counted? I will never have a son in my life! " Say, pick up the fertilizer and go.

Zhang and others sat there waiting for a while, but he couldn't stand it for a long time. Trembling, he took out the money from his pocket and realized that he had just been cheated. After thinking for a long time, he suddenly slapped himself in the face and said to himself, "Alas, I gave it to others myself. What a fucking mess!"

Passers-by looked at him nervously, wondering what had happened.