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What are the 22 most easily misunderstood majors?
1, logistics
@ jingjingjingjing _YLZ: Every day, we say that our logistics delivers express delivery! We ... We ... What are we going to do?
@ 丫丫丫丫丫丫丫: "What express does the girl want to send? Tired and easy to get dark. " "Send express? I'll ask the courier. Can't move things and don't know the way ... "
@MartinMMM: The logistics teacher said that the logistics major will not send express delivery at all, but learn international trade.
2. Architecture
@ Jiang Zhishu Jun: I am a construction worker. I not only move bricks, but also cement and tie steel bars.
The devil who can't put sugar in his pocket: Who is in charge of my youth? Cement, reinforced concrete.
3. Archaeology
@ Who's wishful thinking: As soon as others heard that I was studying archaeology, I immediately saw a picture of me digging someone else's ancestral grave in the wilderness with a spade and a spade for a lifetime.
4. Computer
@QQ Music-:Computer major, in the eyes of relatives and friends, we repair computers; In the eyes of parents, we are the future Jobs and Bill Gates; Actually, let's ... stop it and keep working overtime.
@ Look at me: "Help me fix my computer if it breaks down" "I don't want it either" "Don't you study computers?"
5. Accounting
@ 両両両両両両両両両両両両両両両両𰵁𰵁両両𰵁𰵁2000000 Why do you make simple things so complicated?
6. food
Oh, you are great: my classmates advised me to set up a barbecue stall after graduation.
7. Psychology
@ 丫丫丫丫丫丫丫: "Are you a psychology major?" "Well, you can't tell fortune."
@ 吇吇吇吇吇: Psychology, I really don't know what you are thinking.
8. Midwifery
@ Avoidance: We really don't have to shout come on!
@ Crazy Consistent: Not a midwife, not a midwife.
9. Nursing
@ Jun Jun Dried Fish hhh: It only takes a few months to give an injection. Why have we studied for so many years?
10, oral cavity
Little Star of @ Fund: systematic anatomy, histology and embryology, physiology, biochemistry, molecular biology, pathology, pathophysiology, pharmacology, medical immunology, medical microbiology, oral and maxillofacial anatomy and physiology, internal medicine, surgery, pediatrics, gynecology, diagnostics, oral histopathology, orthodontics ... In a word, tooth extraction.
1 1, physical examination
@ Sloth and Sun: Someone asked me what I was studying, medical examination, oh, urine test. I chuckled, and a group of alpacas galloped through my heart.
12, Landscape Design
@ Acha Chayi: "Landscape design, is it for planting trees?" "No …" "Oh, I see, that's for road greening, isn't it for planting trees?"
@-Flower Nine Tin-:? Since I studied landscape architecture, all the acquaintances in Fiona Fang Baili who can't keep flowers alive have come to ask me, this is good, and the rest think I plant trees.
Huan Yi 13
@-Ayun: When I first chose this major, an aunt said with a smile that you girls have to choose this major, and you can't learn quickly with those workers on the street. ? Me! Actually! Can't refute it!
14, environmental protection
@ Jingjing Jingjing Panda: "Environmental protection major" "Oh ... a relative of our family is sweeping the street in a certain section. Do you two know each other? "
15, agriculture
@Da 1nA: What major is not important and what school is important. I'm from Agricultural University. No matter what I study, everyone says I am a farmer.
@ I seem to be overdue: When I was studying at Agricultural University, my uncle asked me with a bottle of honey: I study agriculture. Can you show me the authenticity of this honey? Me: ...
16, drainage
@ Laugh now: I said I installed a toilet and pipes.
17, Interior Design
@ 京京京京: It's really not that I can help you decorate your house in just five minutes. Actually ... I painted the walls.
18, Fashion Design
@ 丫丫丫丫丫 is a cat _: No, learn to change the neckline.
@ Mushroom Cafe: Some people just call me a tailor ...
19, Hotel Management
@ Peanut Babel Soup: Good waiter. Many people say I just serve food.
20. Civil affairs
@ Beautiful Zhang Fei: Civil affairs, uncles and aunts all think that I am a marriage certificate. In fact, we also apply for divorce certificates! Seriously, civil affairs is a big concept, including the handling of marriage and divorce, and more represents non-profit organizations! )
2 1, railway
Feifei: Beer, drinks, mineral water, peanut and melon seeds eight-treasure porridge, come on, close your legs.
22. China people
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