Pray for sj's campus composition!

Looking at the thirteen exercise books on the desk with a headache, someone unconsciously pressed his temples. I really admire them. More and more daring, I handed in thirteen copies of the same!

0: Te Li, as the monitor, you take the lead in copying homework!

Lester: It's not my fault. I have so much homework that I feel backache even when copying, let alone writing.

0: That's not the reason. Your back hurts and I have a headache!

Lester: It seems that I am getting older and older, and no one hurts more and more ... (complaining ...)

0: Stop! Homework has nothing to do with age.

Lester: That's all right. I am old, of course I have to rest. Can you not be tired with such a group of children all day? You didn't even give me an assignment. I haven't had anyone copy it for me yet!

0: Sorry for the trouble. I'll make a copy for you next time.

0: Kim HeeChul, how can you copy your homework!

Car: Copying homework? Did I? We Martians never have to copy our homework.

0: Then how do you explain that your homework is exactly the same as others'!

Car: Really? It seems that Princess Rilla is very good! The whole universe is learning from me!

0: You copied others, not others copied you!

Che: I copied others! You see which ear (_ _ │) only others learn from me, so I need to learn from others!

If everyone learns from you, are there any earthlings? )

0 "Han Geng, great progress has been made recently!

G: Thank you, teacher.

0: Good, good, learned to copy homework.

G: thank you, teacher (still immersed in joy)

0: Thank you! There are no grammatical mistakes in your homework this time, just like others'!

G: I'm ... I'm just improving. Teacher, why are you so excited? This is not good for your health.

0: (_ _ │ │ I didn't understand what I said later)

0: easy to live! I always thought you were a good boy.

Voice:

0: But how did you learn to copy your homework?

Voice: copy, copy homework? Teacher, I was wrong. I just synthesized everyone's homework and didn't copy it all!

0: comprehensive? ! Very clever. It's a pity that their 12 homework is the same. You have worked hard in vain.

Voice: What? These people are really, I've been choosing for a long time. If I had known, I wouldn't have gone to so much trouble.

0:……

Li, you copied your homework!

Min: Copying homework? Teacher, you must have been cheated by Kui Xian.

0: Why?

Min: I didn't write it because of this role!

0: Then whose homework is this?

Min: Mine!

0: Who wrote the homework on it?

Min: Kui Xian! I didn't copy his homework.

Xu Li, when did you learn to copy your homework?

Xu: Didn't the teacher say that learning is endless? So I want to learn more!

0: It is necessary to study more, but copying homework is wrong.

X: Really? I think everyone is copying and thinks it's right, so (bow their heads and sob ~)

0: Don't cry. The teacher does not blame you. Don't do this next time.

X: Well, thank you, teacher. I must have some other good habits next time. (Looking up and smiling happily ~)

When did you learn to change your face? This is not a good habit! ! ! )

0: prodigy, you are getting bolder and bolder, even copying your homework.

Tong: I just copied it. What about you?

0: You ignore discipline, ignore school, ignore … ignore me! ! !

Tong: What's it to me? I just need to pay attention to my pork belly.

0: That really bothers you. You spend time paying attention to your homework.

Tong: It's no trouble. I just wrote it down because I was afraid it would interfere with my eating.

0: (enough grass, there is still some oil in the book)

0 "Lee Dong Hae, you also help me copy my homework!

Hai: Teacher, do you want to copy, too? I know my homework is good, so you don't have to do this!

0: I mean you copied other people's homework.

H: Nonsense, only others copy my homework. How can I copy other "people"?

0: You mean someone copied you?

H: I'm the little queen. Only when others copy me, I will never copy others! Only others learn from me, I don't learn from others!

0: (How a bit like what Kim HeeChul said ~)

0: Start writing homework ...

Source: Sorry, sorry. I was busy helping Fan Ji choose a PSP, so I forgot to write it. Sorry to bother you, teacher. ...

0: (Another unwritten one? ) But you did!

Source: Did you hand it in? No I didn't write it.

0: Look! Choi Siwon's notebook and homework.

Source: I didn't write this! And it's not Kifan's handwriting. Who wrote it for me? (Shouting: Who helped me copy my homework ~ ~)

H: me! Accidentally copied the wrong book)

0: (This can be copied incorrectly)

Oh: Yin He, how do you explain your behavior?

Hector: I just want to help the East China Sea lighten the burden, that's why. ...

0: It's a pity that you are so kind that you gave it to that clown Cui.

Hector: Mm-hmm. Please tell him not to go to the East China Sea next time.

0; Forget it. I don't blame you for being so pathetic.

Hector: Well, I'll be careful next time. I won't make such a low-level mistake again.

0: (What other advanced mistakes will you make? )

0: Qiang Ren, you stay with the monitor every day. Why not learn something good? Copy homework.

Jon: Didn't Tate copy his homework, too? I'm studying!

0: Sorry, I forgot. Next time, you should supervise the monitor and don't let him hurt your classmates again.

Jon: Yes! Next time, I will definitely choose a book with high accuracy as a feature so that it will not be easy to be found.

0: Whose is that?

Strong: Yin He's

0: No wonder ...

0: Fan Ji, you copied this homework, too?

Fan: ...

0:……

Fan: ...

0:……

(Silence ...)

Fan: I won't say anything, but I won't allow you to despise my IQ.

What did he just say? I accidentally fell asleep)

0: Zhao, you not only copy your homework, but also help others copy it!

Xian: I think the most important thing now is not to blame us for copying homework, but to blame the people who do it.

0: Why?

Xian: If his correct rate could be higher, everyone would not be wrong.

0: That makes sense. Do you know who wrote it first? I must teach him well! !

Xian: No comment, guess for yourself ~

You blame others for copying your homework, but whose homework is this? )

Honey, do you know who wrote it first?

PS: Copying homework is really not very good ~ ~

More importantly, don't be found ~ ~

Now that I graduated from high school, I still miss copying homework.

Good guess, dear ~ one of them is right ~

That's our 250 ~

Argument ... I thought about it myself ~

Not because he's 250!

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Tell 13 to get up only.

The agent looked at his watch anxiously. Yesterday, he did inform everyone that he would fly to Thailand at 0:30 165438+ and meet at the beauty salon at 7: 00. It's almost half past six. Why hasn't anyone come to pick it up? It is estimated that these boys are staying in bed again, and I have to go by myself!

Rushing to the dormitory, it's really rare to be quiet. Sure enough, they are all dead pigs! Who should I wake up first? Han Geng is usually the most talkative person, so it's him!

Touch into Han Geng's dormitory

"Geng! Geng! Get up!

"I don't understand, I don't understand, leave me alone!" Han Geng turned over and went back to sleep.

"A full stop! (getting up) "You should know Chinese.

"I'm from China. Let me sleep. "

"China people? Even aliens have to get up. The plane won't wait for you! " The agent crying can also be used as an excuse!

"Just give me MFN status and let me sleep more!"

"You still come here and sign an unequal treaty with me! Well, if you get up now, I will consider letting you go home for a few more days this year. " The agent lied casually, but ...

"ah! I am very kind, really kind. Get up, for my brother. " Han Geng barely got up, but the smile on his lips betrayed him. "I am really kind!"

Psychological activities of brokers: Geng, you are not kind, but simple. Whether you can go home or not is not up to me. ..

Then I woke up my roommate Enhe (the dormitory arrangement is chaotic and inconsistent with the facts, please forgive me)

"He Zai, He Zai, get up!" The agent patted Enkh's ass.

"I practice dancing very hard, let me sleep!"

"Well, handsome just called to ask what Japanese gift you want. He said that if you are sleeping, you don't have to tell you. He just doesn't have to buy it. You missed it yourself anyway. "

"Mo? ! ! ! Ah! ! "You son of a bitch, you have to wait! "Enkh jumped out of bed and called Jun Xiu with his mobile phone.

Oh, simple boy, I can handle you more than enough. ...

Next? Go find Jung-soo and Xi Che. They look dangerous, but they are all paper tigers. ...

"Handsome, get up and go to the beauty salon. Hurry up! " The agent said to Park Jung-soo, who had shrunk into a ball with only a few brown hairs sticking out of the quilt.

"Elder brother, you go to wake them up first! Let me sleep for a while! Those black hairs are gone, too

"ah! Are you older than me? I get up at 5 in the morning. Is it easy for me? You are an angel with broken wings. What about your brother and me? I am an old man with a waist injury. Please have pity on me! " Half exposed, there is a game.

"It's us, you don't want to lead the brothers to do the highest combination, now how line? Yun-ho, they have been up for a long time! You have to work hard! " The agent said "earnestly".

Japan.

"A-choo! Have you caught a cold？ Take some medicine. " Yun Hao went to find cold medicine.

"Brother, I see. I'm sorry to worry you. I will do my best for my brothers! " Park Jung-soo walked firmly into the bathroom with glasses and no glasses.

"Xi, cut! Get up, hurry up, it's too late! "

"My statement ended late yesterday. Go to sleep! " Xi Che said gloomily, hiding in the quilt.

"I know you are working hard, but I will miss the plane. I will sleep on the plane! " The brokers coaxed each other.

"Elder brother, you know I am Kim HeeChul in charge of childlike innocence in SJ. Adequate sleep is very important for me to keep childlike innocence. I am a facade! You have to understand! "

"Xi, said so much, you wake up. Ok, get up quickly. "

"..." I put up with it!

"Xi, we will go to Thailand later. Massage in Thailand is very famous. Tell you what, when we get to Thailand, I'll give you a massage for two hours! It's really hard these days! " The broker decided to use inducements, the so-called empty promises!

"Four hours!"

"ok!"

"Anyway, it will take you half an hour to wake Yingyun up. Go and make a mask to make up for sleep. " Xi Che wore his Tom Cat pajamas and went into the bathroom with a mirror.

A crying agent, half an hour? ! It's 6:45, so don't be late! Stand up and go straight to the prodigy and Sheng Min's room.

"Child prodigy get up! ! Hurry up! " The agent is also holding his breath now.

"I was tired from dancing a while ago and lost a lot of weight. I need more rest. " Prominence of blue veins ...

"You lost a lot of weight, but now is not a rebound? ! Get up! ! ! You should let Junxiu come back to supervise you! "

"I don't need to stay in shape! I want to sleep ... "

The agent rushed out of the door. "Han Geng, put that chicken in the refrigerator and get this prodigy out of bed."

Han Geng obediently took out the leftover chicken from the refrigerator last night and walked to the child prodigy's bed. He waved the chicken in front of the prodigy's nose. The prodigy followed Han Geng out of the dormitory with his eyes closed, and this scene was just seen by Park Jung-soo, so in the SJ show, Park Jung-soo lured the prodigy out of bed with food.

Sheng Min? Sweet pumpkin, easy to talk to! Breathe a sigh of relief.

"Sheng Min, get up. I will miss my plane later. "

"……"

Sheng Min!'

"..." The veins stood out. ...

"elder brother! ! Junxiu said it wasn't like that. You lied to me! " 250 is 250. I didn't see the dark clouds on the broker's face at all. I shouted when I entered the room. The agent is even angrier!

"Get up, if you don't get up, I'll throw all your pumpkins out." The agent shouted angrily, well ... that's the attitude of the agent, the agent thought silently.

But the next second ... Enkh is holding the rabbit, and the rabbit is holding a stick.

"Who? Who is going to throw away my pumpkin? Come out! " Sheng Min's red glasses are more like a rabbit. At this time, our "handsome" agent comrade just hid behind Enkh under the disorderly stick and hugged Enkh's leg tightly.

"He Zai, I know, I know."

"Who is it? Dare to say, dare to admit! ! "PiaoZhengZhu saw this scene and came in. ...

"Sheng Min, you are sleepy. Nobody wants to throw your precious pumpkin. My agent just said that getting up and eating pumpkin porridge is good for your health! "

"Really? ! "

"Of course it's true. Pumpkin porridge made in Sheng Min is delicious and nutritious. It is delicious in the morning. " Then Park Jung-soo smiled brightly.

"Ha ha ....." Sheng Min was flattered and smiled shyly with a pillow. (Refer to Sheng Min's performance in Enkhzang's camera in Idol World)

"Okay, okay, get up and wash up. Let's start later. " PiaoZhengZhu touched Sheng Min's head. Then he took a meaningful look at the agent, revealing a beautiful pear vortex, and walked out of the room with Sheng Min.

The agent wiped the sweat from his forehead. "alive!"

All right, all right, come on. ……T0T task ahead is even more arduous ..........................................................................................................................................................................

"All, get up! I missed the plane. "

"……"

"Fan Ji? ! "

"Fan Ji? Get up! Didn't the game you played yesterday pass customs clearance? " PSP is Kifan's weakness. Hmm. How interesting ...

Sure enough ... Fan Ji stood up and walked out of the room with PSP. Before going out, he also said, "Brother, you are uglier when you laugh than when you cry." Son of a bitch, I can't stand it ... I want to be nice to others!

"East China Sea ..."

"Brother, I'll sleep for a while, and I'll get up when Ying Yun gets up." Donghai got into the quilt. You know I can't call him, right? ! Damn it!

"He Zai, I said Bada can't eat Chili, so don't do it." The agent shouted outside the house, his voice full of "worry".

"Mo?" Donghai was knocked down and still yelling at the broker, "Go straight out of the room, there is a fire behind." You dead monkey, in case Bada, I'll throw you off the plane later. "

"Call ... I'm sorry, He Zai. Take care! " The agent got up from the ground and climbed to Ishihara's bedside.

"Start the source ... you see you ..."

"Brother, I just came back from filming in China yesterday, and the time difference is still there."

"What are you doing here with an hour's time difference? Get up! We will go to Thailand in the future and the time difference will fall together. "

"Don't joke with me here, I'll sleep for 10 minutes."

"er ... the original source, don't you like bobo? I am Bobo now, you get up! " Hey! Never ... sacrifice, and the agent is going to kiss Ishihara's handsome face.

"Ha ... it's time to get up!" Ishihara suddenly stretched out his foot and did it, just kicking the agent out of bed.

"Elder brother, why are you prone on the ground? Get up quickly, you will miss the plane. " Then Ishihara quickly slipped out of the room. "I was kissed by my brother and had nightmares for several nights." My waist ... these boys, wait for me!

Let's go to the next room first. Xu Li is fine. Be careful of that black-bellied ghost Gui Xian!

"Xu Li, composer Park Jae-hyun gave me a great score yesterday. Do you want to see it? It's really great music. " The composer Xu Li worships should work. There is no such person in reality, I made it up. If there is, it is also a coincidence! )

as expected ...

"Really? Thank you, brother. I'll go and see. "Our simple and lovely Xu Li gratefully gave the agent a hug and ran out. Hey! What a lovely child! If I were like him, how relieved I should be!

"Guixian, wake up, the brothers are up."

"Hum ... I don't believe Brother Yingyun is awake." Abdominal black smiled.

"Son of a bitch ..." He seems to like playing PSP, too. Yi xian's nickname is not for nothing, and he has recently ...

"Gui Xian, if you get up now, I'll give you the latest game you've always wanted, okay?"

"..." Gui Xian didn't speak, but the agent knew that his mind was spinning fast.

"All right, deal!"

I woke you up with tears and made me make a lot of unfair deals! I think I can be a very successful illegal businessman in the future, ORZ.

Ok, now there is only one last difficulty left! The agent stood up and walked pathetically through the noisy living room. ...

"Brother Monkey, if you mess with the Eighth National Congress again, I will kill you with Brother Ying Yun's gloves."

"Small, I am very wronged. I didn't give Bada pepper! "

"Brother prodigy, Brother Han Gengge said,' Chicken can't be eaten, and you can't buy it if you eat it!' Do not eat. "

"What do you know? We will go to Thailand later. If we don't eat now, it will be bad! "

"Sheng Min brothers, now or never, when no longer come. I heard this sentence when I was in China. "

"Elder brother said music? Why can't I find it? Xiaohai, come and help me find it! "

The agent feels even worse!

"Gordon pai' ea chung-hoon ...! "

"Brother, Yingyun can't beat me!" Yi Sheng said in a daze.

A drop of sweat ... what, do you still want to hit me? I believe in virtue, but I don't agree with your common sense. (It's really a good excuse to be good for others) "Gordon pai' ea chung-hoon! You must get up and get ready. This trip to Thailand can't be made up any more. I believe you, your brother. Don't let me down! You should be more photogenic! "

"photogenic? ! Yes! No editing, I want to be on camera! " Said Gordon pai' ea chung-hoon standing on the bed, the octopus dance.

"ah! So noisy! " Qiang Ren let out a cry, turned over and fell asleep.

The sound scared the broker into a cold sweat!

"YingYun, don't sleep. Time to get up. We will miss the plane! " The agent bravely walked over and was hit in the face by a bottle thrown by Qiang Ren before saying the second sentence.

"I punched Gordon pai' ea chung-hoon yesterday, and now I am furious! Boxing gloves are next to my pillow! "

Anxious ... anxious ... waterfall sweat ... Genghis Khan ...

Come to the living room. "Listen! Who can wake Qiang Ren up? I will add two more hours of massage time. "

12 inner reading ...

Han Geng: I just don't understand = = ||.

Enkh: The East China Sea issue has not been solved. Wake up brother young-yun? There is no life to massage. ...

Donghai: I'm not afraid that he will hit me, but I'm afraid that he will retaliate against Bada!

Prodigy: I woke him up. What if I catch a chicken leg?

Sheng Min: I don't know whether my fist is better or my stick. Let's wait and see.

Kivan: ...

Xu Li: Last time, it was rare to give me 30,000 pocket money. What if he wants to go back and wake him up? No, no.

Yi sheng: I want to be on camera, I want to be on camera …

Park Jung-soo: I am an angel. I can't participate in violence. ...

Xi Che: In two hours, I will be six hours. Six hours ... is better than sweating in Muay Thai! Rotten smile ...

"Brother, six hours!" Xi Che rotted into Qiang Ren's room. ...

The agent suddenly felt something collapse. ...

Two minutes later. ...

"What are you doing? Get ready to go! I will miss the plane soon! " Qiang Ren rushed out of the bedroom door with luggage and then walked out of the dormitory. ...

Followed by a smiling Kim HeeChul. ...

"How did you do it?" The agent secretly asked Xi Che.

"Nothing, I'm just saying, if you don't get up now, you can eat my cooking for a month!"

cold .....

In this way, SJ and his party set foot on the road to Thailand. ...

The joke of Donghai children's shoes ~ sobbing

1, one day, SJ attended outdoor activities. During the break, the eggplant suddenly stopped and said, "Look! There is a dead pigeon! "

Haibao quickly raised his head, put his hand on his forehead and looked into the air. "Where is it?" He said eagerly. Where is it? "

2. The team earnestly advised everyone to learn more culture. For example, they say, "You should read some books. Without culture, you can't do it. Have you ever seen Shakespeare? "

Silence, after a while, Haibao confidently replied: "I have read it, but I can't remember who wrote it."

One day, Haibao went to a place far away from Seoul to attend the announcement meeting. After that, I went shopping with ten yuan who was also filming in the local area.

Haibao: Shiyuan, I'm hungry. Let's go to eat. You pay first, and I'll give you the money when we get back.

The one with ten dollars agreed, and two people ate five thousand dollars. Go back, Haibao gave ten yuan for a ten thousand ticket.

Haibao (chic): Take them all ~!

Ten yuan (moved): Donghai is very kind of you ~!

The next day, they ate 6000 yuan, paid the bill with the same 10 yuan, and Haibao also gave a ticket of 1 10,000 yuan.

On the third day, they ate 7000 yuan and paid the bill with the same 10 yuan. After returning home, ten yuan looked at Haibao, who started to dig out his bag again, and was a little embarrassed.

Ten yuan: Did the notice end yesterday? Why did you come to have dinner with me? Anything else?

Donghai: Nothing, just that Fan Ji asked me to give you the 30 thousand yuan I owed you last time ~

4. Haibao and Hehe

Haibao: Look at the man in front, he has no hair on his head!

Hehe: Keep your voice down, people can't hear you well!

Haibao: What? Doesn't he know?

5. Haibao and Gengbao

Geng Bao returned to China and went for n days. Haibao misses him and makes an international call: Brother Geng misses you ~ Where are you ~?

Geng Bao (warm): Well, I'm visiting Wangfujing now ~

Haibao (cold): Huh? I thought you went back to China. ...

6. Haibao and Princess

Bao did something wrong. The princess was very angry and wanted to hit him.

Haibao wronged: This is the first time. Can't you punish me next time?

Princess: That's easy for you to say. What if you don't succeed again?

7. Haibao and the mouse

In Japan, the mouse and Haibao had a phone call ~

Mouse: Donghai, is Xiaoshu all right?

Haibao: Don't worry, brother, there won't be one less! I pull them up after dark every day.

Put it in the dormitory and plant it back at dawn ~

Mouse: Oh ~, no ~

Haibao rushed into the dormitory: I saw someone stealing our car downstairs just now!

Everyone (urgent): Do you recognize the man's face?

Haibao: I didn't notice, but I remembered the license plate number!

While SJ was eating, the team found a very interesting thing. Donghai took out a coin and put it on the table before eating, then put it in after eating.

Once, the team finally asked him what he was doing.

Donghai explained: I bet my brother Xi Che in my heart every day that as long as he can say something besides his beauty, intelligence and strength at dinner, I will put this coin at the church fund-raiser.

A certain morning on a certain day of a certain year.

A middle school in Seoul.

The prodigy teacher walked into the office with dark circles under her eyes and accidentally saw a stack of leave notes.

1. departed: a beautiful angel who lost her wings, Te Te Li ~ Park Chung-soo.

Purpose of leave: to see a doctor in a hospital in Seoul.

Reasons for asking for leave: back pain, leg pain, knee pain, pain everywhere ~ ~ What should I do? If I don't go to the hospital, my illness will develop in the future, and if it develops, it will spread.

If it spreads, I will die. What should I do with my children, Qiang Ren, teachers, schools and the whole Republic of Korea?

It's going to be ruined ~ ~ ~ ~

Teacher's comment: I don't want to be a sinner of history ... In addition, please don't add such a long prefix before your name, thank you!

2. Applicant: Jin Yingyun

Purpose of vacation: to accompany my wife to the hospital

Reason for leave: My wife is ill, so I am not at ease going to the hospital alone. You know, teacher, there are too many cruel people like you. ....

Teacher's comment: Husband and wife are deeply in love. But I'm not interested in your wife ~ I only love pork belly! ! ! ! !

3. Leave: Lee Hyuk Jae

The purpose of leaving: to follow Lee Dong Hae.

Reason for asking for leave: According to the spy, Lee Dong Hae is going to meet a net friend today, and I must stop it for my lifelong happiness! ! ! ! !

Teacher's comment: According to the teacher's spy, Lee Dong Hae will take Bada with him. Please be careful and hope everything goes well!

4. Requestor: Lee Dong Hae.

Purpose of leave: excuse (walking the dog) real purpose (see netizen)

Reason for leave: same as above.

Besides, don't let Li know.

Teacher's comment: Friendly reminder, He Zai already knows. Take care.

5. Applicant: Li.

Purpose of leave: birthday.

Reason for leave: The pumpkin at home is 15236, and I'm going to celebrate his birthday.

Teacher's comment: Since your family has a pumpkin birthday every day, the teacher suggests that you take a year off school.

6. Applicant: Zhao

Vacation purpose: Go to Sheng Min, Li See.

Reason for leave: Li See Sheng Min.

Teacher's comment: You are very kind.

7. Applicant: Kim HeeChul.

Purpose of vacation: shopping

Reason for leave: Han Geng knelt at home yesterday and rubbed the washboard, and wanted to buy another one.

Teacher's comment: A shopping mall is promoting sales and the price is jumping. You only need 1000 yuan, and you can get a 10% discount by reporting the teacher's name ~

8. Requestor: Han Geng

Purpose of vacation: rest.

Reason for leave: I have been kneeling on the washboard all morning and can't stand up. ....

Teacher's comment: I remind you not to climb the wall ... why not listen? ...

9. Requestor: Jin Jifan.

Purpose of vacation: ....

Reason for leave: you don't understand.

Teacher's comment: ... yes ... I don't understand, so why bother? .....

Besides, Princess Jin asked me to tell you that if you leave Han Geng at your house for the night, you will be finished!

10. Requestor: Cui Shiyuan.

Purpose of vacation: stay at home.

Reason for leave: Yesterday, Jesus gave me a dream that I would have a bloody battle when I went out today ... Amitabha. ....

Teacher's comment: Jesus also gave me a dream, let me tell you that he went to the wrong door yesterday, and he was going to Kivan's house.

The teacher suggests that you set up a stall at the school gate in the future to tell people's fortune.

1 1. Applicant: Jin Lixu.

The purpose of vacation: to help others.

Reason for asking for leave: Brother Datou got stuck going out this morning. ......

Teacher's comment: excusable. .....

12. Requestor: Kim Jong Un.

Purpose of leave: I can't help myself ....

Reason for leave: My head got stuck when I went out this morning. ......

Teacher's comment: I'm sorry for your loss. By the way ... people are doomed. .....

13: Requestor: prodigy teacher.

Purpose of leave: exhausted, go home and rest.

Reasons for leave: See the leave slip on my desk for details.

Principal's comments: PM me when you need funeral committee.