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What is the song that explodes Liu Jifen and Liu Jifen's lyrics?

The song "Exploding Liu Jifen" made by netizens is very humorous.

Name: Liu Bao Ji Fen

Original song: Liang Zhou

Liang Zhou, the earliest producer of crooked songs, comes from Chongqing and covers eighteen fortune tellers in the tone of fortune tellers. Later, it was adapted into "I sang it three times and forgot how to sing the original". . . 》。

This submission is Andy Lau's cover of "Thank you for your love" in Sichuan dialect. In the video, there is a bullet screen with a thick "Liu Jifen" screen.

After reading it, the masses expressed that this was the real originality, and Andy Lau's cover was really weak.

Lyrics:

For Lao Bo. I don't want to drink.

You said I was too evil.

Light incense, wax, paper and candles and throw them into the footbath.

You said I was a god.

Feudal superstition is quite stupid. Oh, what a fool! )

There are many jokes about fortune telling now.

What a dark old woman by the roadside (black old woman)

They touch your hand and say that your life is dark and bumpy.

It's lucky to have sorbet blocks in that can.

Your baby is called a dog driving a motorcycle and doesn't understand science.

(Don't understand science)

Don't talk or laugh. You have to drag your feet. [ 1]

You throw out a hundred dollars and I'll help you solve it.

Otherwise, you will get hurt.

Don't talk or laugh. I thank you for your love.

If I'm unlucky, blame your mouth.

Fortune telling can be a joke. Superstition should not be used.

The fortune teller said, "You are really unlucky.

You are not allowed to pick up girls this year.

Use a red rope instead of a belt and tie two bumps.

If you don't trust Le Xuan, remember tomorrow carefully.

I was strangled, poked and poked. I dare not take off my pants.

(Oh, my God, poke, poke)

Don't talk or laugh. Walking will be dragged.

You throw out a hundred dollars and I'll help you solve it.

Otherwise, you will get hurt.

Don't talk or laugh. I thank you for your love.

If I'm unlucky, blame your mouth.

Fortune telling can be a joke. Superstition should not be used.

Don't ask me how many people I have loved in my life.

You don't know how badly I'm hurt (how badly ~ ~ ~)

It's always cruel to open a wound.

I advise you not to be that mysterious person.

Make out for a few minutes (for a few minutes ~ ~ ~)

I don't like loneliness, but I'm afraid to get along with two people.

This is clearly a kind of pain (alas, it's so painful ~ ~ ~)

When there are many people, the most silent smile is loneliness.

In the world of mortals, find a cousin to love me

Tears began to fall when I avoided your tenderness.

Don't say, don't think, don't thank me for my love.

I have to exist. Hey, like dust.

It will still hurt you.

Don't say, don't think, don't thank me for my love.

I have to exist. Hey, in your future.

The biggest fear is that it will bring you permanent harm.