Li Yulan Fortune Li Yulan's.

1, if you must compare with a pig, I think you are different from it in at least two aspects: 1, you can eat more than it. It is smarter than you.

2. In the ideological education class, the teacher talked about the requirements of preparing lessons: "Eat through the top, find out the bottom, and finally take out your own."

3. Fools who can't brag, scholars who occasionally brag, businessmen who often brag, and officials who are good at bragging.

My mother came to see me at school and said, when did you buy this Nike fishing vest?

I almost married a girl because her mother asked her to transfer to another kindergarten.

6, count the money until your hand cramps, go back and forth 200, sleep until you wake up naturally, get up and look at the stars all over the sky.

7. You said you couldn't wash it off if you jumped into the Yellow River. I don't think jumping off the eighteenth floor will kill you. You are so thick-skinned, you are thick everywhere!

8. Eating is sometimes like getting married. Nominally, the most important thing is often accessories.

9, sitting in the cinema, waiting for a long time did not start. So someone asked loudly: Why don't you start? Who has a remote control? !

10. There are three ways for employees to kill their bosses: playing dumb, pretending to be sick and pretending to be good. One way for the boss to kill employees: pretending to be poor.