Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - Soldiers' lines and Zhao Weiguo's sketch Haiyan

Soldiers' lines and Zhao Weiguo's sketch Haiyan

Qizhi: Goodbye.

Soldier: Let me make a request to you. Do you want it?

Qizhi: What are the requirements?

Private: I don't want to say cross talk.

Qizhi: Why not talk about cross talk?

Private: It's boring to talk about cross talk every time.

Qizhi: Why is cross talk boring?

Soldier: I have other things.

Qizhi: What did you do?

Private: I want to get the host back like that.

Qizhi: I have the conditions to preside over you, but you have no conditions.

Private: I have conditions. (Interrupt)

Qizhi: You have the conditions. Look at the beauty of parents. ..

Soldier: I am beautiful.

Qizhi: You are very beautiful.

Private: Look carefully and tell me that I look like Tang Guoqiang at first sight.

Kai Zhi: Tang Guoqiang looks different to me.

Private: That's it.

Qizhi: Tang Shiro, the fourth son of the Tang family. I think you are very similar.

Private: what Tang Shiro? I have a glib tongue.

Qizhi: You have a good foundation.

Private: I have a foundation.

Qizhi: What's your basis?

Soldier: I, I, I can recite.

Qizhi: What?

Private: back.

Qizhi: You say these two words first and recite them!

Private: back.

Marvel: recite

Private: back.

Wonders: Lang Lang, Lang Lang

Private: Lang Lang Lang

Wonder: chanting

Private: reciting

Marvel: recite

Private: back.

Qizhi: recite, then recite, I can't teach you. Seek truth from facts, and we will recite what we say.

Private: Recite (softly)

Qizhi: Let's read a passage of this Gorky Haiyan to everyone. Let me see how your foundation is.

Private: mainly good timbre (action)

Qizhi: You see, his eyes are not only small, but also long.

private:Hai > & gt; & gt Swallow

Kiki: What are you shaking about?

Soldier: Look at what you said, that recognition, ghost!

Qizhi: My handwriting is not good, so you won't tremble.

Private: Gorky is in the vast sea.

Curious: alas

Soldier: What is he doing there?

Qizhi: Where did you read about him? Where did he go?

Private: The wind is gathering dark clouds. Alas, it's going to rain, too.

Qizhi: There is no such word.

Private: Between the dark clouds and the sea, Haiyan flies proudly like black lightning. Very interesting.

Wonder: it's a mess. If you want to be a program host, you have to read poetic tone and punctuation.

Private: I forgot to look at that punctuation mark.

Qizhi: Come again, come again.

Private: Haiyan and Gorky are in the vast sea.

Qizhi: You didn't read the punctuation mark again, so you have been reading Gorky to the sea.

Private: comma

Curious: alas

Private: The storm is gathering dark clouds, another comma. There is a comma between the dark clouds and the sea.

Curious: alas

Private: Haiyan is like Black Lightning. Are you bored? This is just a comma.

Curiosity: What is just a comma?

Soldier: Flying proudly.

Qizhi: Stop reading.

Private: period.

Curiosity: I want to be a program host when I meet such a person. I'll read it to you as I do it. Haiyan Gorky, in the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, Haiyan flies proudly like black lightning.

Private: It's really charming.

Qizhi: Come on, perform it again.

Private: please enjoy the double reed, Gorky's petrel private: Haiyan Gorky, in the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, Haiyan flies proudly like black lightning. For a while, the wings hit the waves, and for a while, the arrow went straight to the dark clouds. It cried, this is the prophet of victory. Let the applause be more violent. Look at this stupid duck girl. What dance does she dance? She reads "The Color Woman", washes the sauna and caresses here.

Qizhi: Come out, you crooked-mouthed monk.