Campus hilarious sketch performed by about 6 people ~ ~ ~ Brother, I'm in a hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry ~ ~

Scene: Rebuilding the Classroom Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling.

Content:

Xiao Ai came to power: (book in hand) Flower of modern social network (shaking his head and reciting poems)

Fight day and night on the battlefield

As soon as the final grade comes out.

Hang up! Hang up! Hang up!

(shakes his head and sits down)

Xiao Wu took the stage: (shaking his head) The public lover is carefree (shaking his head and reciting poems)

Chasing girls like crazy never stops.

What about the examination room when you are lovelorn?

Rebuild! Rebuild!

(See Xiao Ai, shake hands: Hello, comrades. Sit down)

Xiaoling takes the stage (Song Dandan sketch accent): Someone sings out of tune.

Some people are worried about love. Sleeping in class is not afraid of jokes. Today, I will also report on the resumption of classes.

(sitting next to Xiao Wu)

Xiao Ai: Why didn't this teacher come today? I'll wait until the flowers are dry! If I had known this, one more game today, and CS will come again. (Northeast Family Voice)

Xiao Wu: (taking out the mirror to look at himself) Yes, I came in such a hurry that I messed up my hair! Haven't you heard? Blood can flow, head can be broken, and hair can't be messed up!

Xiaoling: I want to sleep anyway! This Olympic Games bid farewell to Athens, and this year the United States also held a general election. It's time for class and sleep. (Song Dandan)

Xiao Ai: Well, I think our generation is very thin. I have to rebuild the fields! Let me introduce myself. My name is Xiao Ai.

Xiao Wu: My name is Xiao Wu.

Xiaoling: My name is Xiaoling.

Xiao Ai: Nice to meet you! Let's gather in Love Wuling (2500)! How did you two join the team?

Wu: Brother, it's a long story-

Xiao Ai, Xiaoling: Then stop!

Wu: Huh? You two are so rude! Reminds me of a sad past ... Alas, I am unlucky and doomed! I used to be a flower ...

Xiao Ai Xiaoling: Flowers? !

Xiao Wu: My home!

Xiao Ai and Xiaoling (looking at each other): Oh! It turned out to be cow dung!

Xiao Wu is angry: What are you talking about? I really can't stand it! No, this is unbearable! How rude to say such a thing to a handsome guy like me!

Xiao Ai Xiaoling: Calm down, calm down!

Xiao Wu (shouting) Open the door and let the dog go!

Little moxa Xiaoling frighten of holding the head.

Xiao Wu rushed out.

Xiaoling: Why did he go out by himself?

Xiao Ai: Fortunately, I took precautions against rabies! What if you are bitten?

(Looking down thoughtfully) Have we gone too far?

Xiaoling: No?

Xiao Ai: Are you sure?

Xiaoling nodded.

Xiao Ai: Then go away! (Stand up) You go, the teacher will call the roll! Ha ha!

Xiao Wu will appear soon.

Xiao Ai: Rabies brothers? (giggle) No, Brother Cow Dung! (Seeing Xiao Wu's face is wrong) No, brother, you're back! I was just thinking about you!

Xiao Wu sat down: We are such stingy people! We all failed and turned over a new leaf. We met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? !

Xiao Ai Xiaoling: Yes, yes, yes!

Xiao Wu: I'll go on with my long story. Well, where should I start? (In retrospect) Since it's so long, I won't talk about it! Bottom line: beautiful women are unlucky!

Xiao Ai Xiaoling: Huh?

Wu: Excuse me. Is a femme fatale! Haven't you heard a famous saying? ...

Xiao Ai Xiaoling: No!

Wu: I haven't said it yet! If you don't fall in love when you are bored, you will be abnormal when you are bored!

Xiao Ai: Brother, don't say anything! Long live understanding! See, you are also a pear flower killed by love and crushed by Haitang.

Xiao Wu: (crying) bosom friend!

Xiaoling: Yes, I think you are a burden, too. I am deeply moved to see you, too!

Wu: What? What does sister think?

Xiaoling: Your destiny cannot be changed.

Xiao Wu: (smiling face) What!

Xiaoling: (smiling, suddenly changing face) Being dumped!

Little moxa smile, admire you!

Xiao Wu turned to Xiao Ai: Why are the brothers trapped here?

Xiao Ai: I am also an open soldier!

Xiao Wu: Peer?

Xiao Ai: I go the normal way. I'm not going! I also show my skills at night!

Xiao Wu Xiaoling (panicking): You, who are you?

Xiao Ai: Hum! Newcomer, I am the boss! Cyber killer!

Xiao Wu: In the end, what I learned is still empty!

Xiao Ai: I tell you, studying is a piece of cake for me! Besides, do I look like a failed student to you?

The two said in unison: I like it!

Iverson: I have nothing to say!

Xiaoling: Hey, you are not as miserable as me!

Xiao Wu: Sister, there are many boys here. Why are you so depraved?

Xiaoling: Don't mention it, don't you know? Arafat made a fairy tale trip.

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu: Yes, yes, what a pity (they start to sigh).

Xiaoling: Did you listen to me?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu: We can understand your feelings!

Xiaoling: But it's none of my business.

Xiao Ai Xiaowu: Huh?

Xiaoling: I have my own troubles. If you don't sleep for a day, you can't sleep.

Xiao Ai: Sister, is this a conversation?

Xiaoling: You won't understand my distress anyway. People who don't sleep are almost the same, and those who sleep have their own sleep.

Wu: That makes sense!

Xiao Ai: In a word, we all failed the exam!

Three people sighed at the same time: alas! ! ! ! ! !

Xiao Ai: Look! The teacher started the class!

Xiao Ai Xiaowu turned his head and saw Xiaoling asleep. He shouted, "How fast!" !

Wu: No! We have to get down to business. Hurry up. Let me see if there are any beautiful girls in this class.

Xiao Ai: Let me think about today's new tactics! A class must have developed countless forces!

Ring the bell.

Xiaoling woke up immediately.

Wu: How punctual!

Xiaoling: That's right! It's called a biological clock! It's easy to wake up after a sleep! (Stand up) Bye! Do you think we will still fail?

Xiao Ai Xiaowu looked at each other: She asked, will we still fail the exam?

Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.

Scene: classroom

League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!

Three people: Go ahead.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?

Three people: I'm listening!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?

Three people: Really!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?

Three people: no regrets.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to talk or not?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! exactly

Three people sit up.

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

Three people fainted again.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Well, get to the point, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I also want to consult this question!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day?

Xiaoling: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted.

Xiao Ai: Ha ha ha!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What's interesting about the game? Play after school! Look down on you who play games the most. You have no technical content at all! Tell your teacher is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you hung up again!

Communist Youth League Secretary: And you, Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Look at you all day. Besides dating girls, drinking tea and walking, are these achievements worth soaking in?

Wu: Yes! There is no bright future! -No pretty girls!

Communist Youth League Secretary: No bright future-no bright future!

Students, students, comrades, and-

Three people: Just say it!

Communist Youth League Secretary: With whom!

Three people fainted.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Burning our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: I have no strength!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Get rid of your bad habits!

Wu: It won't abandon me!

League Secretary: Come on, let's work together!

Three people get down: alas!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Come on, hurry up, let's ...

The bell rings.

Secretary of the Communist Youth League: ... Let's eat!

Three people: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: How could you? Are you so worthy of the party, the country, the people and your mother? Live up to ... me?

What does Xiao Ai feel: Mom!

Youth League Secretary: Hey!

Xiao Ai: Use me!

Communist Youth League Secretary: It was an accident! Music!

(< Magic Wind > The lyrics are like this)

Xiaoling: Actually, I don't want to sleep that much! Sleep, just to escape from reality! When you sleep, you can't see the teacher who is lecturing, you can't see the serious classmates, you don't have to think about anything, you don't have to think about anything! I also want to study, but I always feel like taking a break. . .

The other three applauded.

Xiao Ai: Seriously, I don't have to play games. Because I feel tired and can't learn well, I want to paralyze myself with games! The more depressed you are, the more you play games. I am the king in the game, which gives me temporary happiness, but the worse my grades are. The worse your grades are, the more depressed you are!

The other three applauded.

Wu: To tell you the truth, I really have a lot of longing for love. I want to experience the romance after dusk at the willow tip on the moon, and also find an excuse to avoid learning! Once you relax yourself, people are lazy and don't want to study.

Three people applauded.

Communist Youth League Secretary: I think I understand your feelings. You have walked into your inner shadow! So I want to help you! As a Communist Youth League secretary, it is my responsibility to help you! As classmates, I hope the students who stay behind will return to the team!

(Music stops! ) Because we came to the same group, from that day on, we were a family! (Music "Because we are a family")

Communist Youth League Secretary: Good! Maybe you can't get used to it for a while, but I will always help you, guide you and seduce you!

Three people: huh?

Communist Youth League Secretary: No! Guide you! Lure you!

Three people: Huh?

Communist Youth League Secretary: In a word, let's work together!

Three people: fight!

Several people study hard together, help each other and relax.

Xiaoling: With the help of the Communist Youth League Secretary, I finally understand that I will have a candle every night for 36,000 days! My grades have finally appeared (take out the brand! ) excellent!

(Singing) I like sour and sweet. This is the real me. The door to classes will never come again. What a wonderful world, waiting for me to discover!

Xiao Ai: (holding a book in her arms) Since I stopped playing games and easily passed the CET-4, I am now studying English hard. My goal is:-First!

(Singing) Hehehe Hey, stop playing games! Hehe, hehe, hey, stop playing games! Rebuild the symbol of the king of heaven, I kicked it away!

Xiao Wu: Yan Ruyu is in the book, and Yan Ruyu is in the book! Since I was accompanied by books, my empty heart has finally been filled! I waved my sleeve, so I won't take a remake!

(Chorus) I want to be the child who studies hard in the fairy tale and never study happily again!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmates, classmates and comrades, why are they all gone? Why? You have finally become excellent league members! Keep working hard and never give up!

Three people: Thank you! Why?