What are the authentic Dongguan Shilong dialects?

Dongguan dialect: stupid mouth and stupid face

Interpretation: silly boy

Shilong shilong T.K:

Dongguan dialect: Rong Da

Interpretation: big bowl of wonton noodles

Shilong shilong T.K:

Dongguan Dialect: Shiping

Release: diapers

Shilong shilong T.K:

Dongguan dialect: ~ ~ Bi Li Pi Jian Yi Ye Gan ................. [B]

Interpretation: Brush his elbow.

Shilong shilong T.K:

Dongguan dialect: BOM BOM rice

Interpretation: Popcorn is 5 series popcorn ~ ~ Fruit D is white ~ rectangular, and it is 1 grain rice 1 grain rice ~-

Shilong shilong T.K:

Dongguan Dialect: Uncle Bao

Release: centipede

Shilong shilong T.K:

Dongguan Dialect: Mm-hmm.

Interpretation: I don't know.

Shilong shilong T.K:

Dongguan Dialect: Listening to Japan

Interpretation: Tomorrow

Shilong shilong T.K:

Dongguan dialect: the dragon says death

Interpretation: Naughty

Shilong shilong T.K:

Dongguan dialect: steel sample

Interpretation: Like this

Shilong shilong T.K:

Dongguan dialect: secret trick handle male (tone: one, one, two, four) 5 hit the shit layer forest (three tones) huh?

Interpretation: hide and seek

Shilong shilong T.K:

Dongguan dialect: big bag guy

Interpretation: buy out the old guy's 5 series ~ ~ that is, the goldfish ~ ~ baa a big bag and put it in a narrow road ... kidnap ~