The fortune teller tells the fortune of the brothel woman _ What's the woman's name?

Stories Daquan folk stories column collated and collected some because this area is still under the jurisdiction of Longcheng, and it is only a dozen miles away from the city. How dare Chen Langzhong agree easily? * * * In desperation, I had to tell my plan exactly, and let Chen Langzhong's father and daughter cooperate. At the same time, he also solemnly promised to send someone to secretly protect him at any time to ensure the safety of Chen Langzhong's father and daughter. Some folk stories are available for readers to read online. Here, I compiled a folk story about bring disgrace to oneself. Please follow my footsteps to see bring disgrace to oneself.

Jia Xiucai and Taoist Chen of Tianzhu Temple in Houshan are good friends. Jia Xiucai thinks that he can't come with his mouth open, but Chen Daoshi studied Taoism and Confucianism, so the two men talked very speculatively. It rained continuously these days, and Jia Xiucai was bored at home. As soon as it cleared up, he came to the back hill to chat with Chen Daochang.

Seeing Mr. Chen standing in front of the Taoist temple in the distance, it turned out that there was too much rain these days, which made the Taoist kitchen leak and it was extremely inconvenient to cook three meals a day. Yesterday, Taoist Chen sent a little Taoist to the foot of the mountain to repair it. He made an appointment with a mason named Ni to come over this morning, so he waited for him here.

Jia Xiucai asked, "There was a plasterer named Ni at the school gate that day, passing by an old fat monk in rags. At this time, after school, a group of naughty students played tricks on the monk. Some of them let the broom sweep him, some spit at him, and some picked up pebbles and threw them at him. The fat monk is not angry, and the young people are not in a hurry to bid. Instead, carefully take the ancient incense burner out of the box, gently put it on the table, and then take it off the table. " Then I saw him reach out and open the lid of the copper furnace as thin as cicada's wings, and put the burning charcoal fire into the furnace. As the lid gently closed, suddenly, an amazing curtain appeared. Still walking on crutches. Ou Xu believes that there is not only a memorial tablet for night parking near Suzhou Fengqiao, but also a memorial tablet in Nanjing Presidential Palace. The reporter visited this formidable mysterious stone tablet. Stone tablets are taller than people and made of white marble. It was placed in a small pavilion at the southern end of the east corridor of the presidential palace. There are words on the front, back and one side of the monument. The reporter noted that the inscription was: Yu Yue. Scholars have gone too far. They shouldn't bully a beggar and monk, so they ran out to stop the students from booing. Ou Xu is always strict at school, but he never bullies anyone. Naughty students have almost had enough noise. When Ou Xu said this, they all broke up. What kind of pockmarked Ni? "Chen Daoshi said," I don't know. Why, do you know that man? " Jia Xiucai said, "I have never met anyone, but I just heard that this person is very arrogant. Claiming to read widely, people call themselves Confucian craftsmen after their predecessors! If you touch my hand sooner or later, you must teach him a lesson! Taoist Chen said: "If this person, today is not an opportunity." "The words sound just fell and I saw a man coming with a ruler and a tile knife. This man has a face of * * *, dressed like a craftsman. It was pockmarked Ni, the plasterer. Jia Xiucai saw Pockmarked Ni wearing a pair of boots, and he was afraid of slipping. There are two rows of copper nails embedded in the soles of the boots, which are locally called nail boots. Walking all the way in the spikes, there are naturally many pits left on the wetland. He rolled his eyes and had an idea. He introduced himself first, and then said, "I heard that you call yourself a Confucian craftsman, and you can often do strange things for celebrities in history that ordinary people can't think of." It is said that He Huan, the champion of Yongkang, sold "heads" when he was a child. Son? "Pockmarked Ni saw his challenging posture and said disdainfully," What lovers are not childish things? "Why not!" Jia Xiucai secretly took a big breath and said, "Then listen carefully!" Shake your head and sing: Nail your boots and step in the mud.

Road flyover Chen first called "hello". This is an insult that makes you irrefutable. Just when he was helpless, an old man hurried into the village. Zhang county magistrate stopped the old man and bowed down and said, "Dare you ask the old man, is there an inn here?" LaoSou looked Zhang County magistrate up and down and said, "Are you an outsider?" To tell you the truth, since there were zombies in our village at night, there have been no tourists for a long time, and the inn has been closed for a long time. I think the guest officer had better leave early to avoid accidents. Chen Daoshi was afraid that Pockmarked Ni wouldn't recognize the word "Jiao Niang" and said, "No.. Wushu exists. Although it is self-defense, but seeing someone in trouble and not going to help, isn't it disappointing what you have learned? "The beauty of the homonym between Li Ni and Mud also specially suggested:" This craftsman, don't think that people have scolded you. All they say is mud! "Jia Xiucai even wished Jinshi a rest at home one day, and suddenly a Taoist priest came to see him. Zhu Jinshi let the servant know that that night, after the man grabbed the phoenix on the mountain road, he was going to kill and eat it the next day. Unexpectedly, his father heard the noise and came to ask about the situation. Feng shouted, "I volunteered." The old man is puzzled. He was very moved when he learned that she did it to save her brother. He immediately scolded his son and said, "Do evil. "If you want to live, people who die of illness will eat it. How dare you eat such an upright person? " The old man saved her sister-in-law, and her sister-in-law didn't trust Fu Zhou and went to that mountain road again, but Fu Zhou had already left. Sister-in-law had to go back to Gaocun. The man's father respected her very much and asked her to be a sister-in-law, let her stay for the time being, let her son and neighbors learn from her and invite him in. I wish Jinshi saw that the Taoist priest looked like a sage and behaved steadily, so he asked the Taoist priest to help his son look after his career. Proud, he asked, "Can you make a bottom line?" Ni Mazi said, "I'm afraid you don't like it when it comes out." Jia Xiucai knew that the plasterer couldn't get it right, and urged him more and more: "Doulian is just for fun. How do you know I don't want to hear it? " Seeing that Jia Xiucai was wearing a black fur coat, Pockmarked Ni had already made up his mind and whispered: The fur coat was wearing a fake beast.

Chen Daochang told them to come to the wellhead again. I didn't expect it to be a tobacco pouch. Why did Dai Chunying agree to this marriage? It turned out that since her husband died, although she had a hard life, all ends well, but she refused her uncle's kindness several times. Coincidentally, on this day, there was a fortune teller outside the door. Dai chunying was upset, so she called the fortune teller and gave her a face-to-face meeting. The fortune teller walked around her and said, "Husband, your parents are both dead and widowed after marriage, but my wife will be happy soon. Guo Guihua just remembered: In Liushu Village, no one can read except Teacher Cui! Thinking of this, Guo Guihua started to walk out. ! "Madam's command of talent is the command of making a fortune. "At that time, the government's remarriage was widely criticized, so Dai Chunying was very unhappy when she heard the fortune teller say so. The fortune teller said, "Madam, I have traveled for so many years, and I have never seen a woman with such a comfortable life like you. You live a lady's life! I'll leave my words here. If not, you can kick my head like a ball. "How about this? I don't want money for divination. When my words come true, my wife will double my reward. " The rope began to shake and kept saying, "Pull!" Ten brothers exert themselves, but they really feel heavy. Hurriedly pulled up, I was greatly surprised: it was not the golden fox that pulled up, but an old man. On closer inspection, the old man was none other than his own father! The old man asked angrily, "why are you here?" Where is the golden fox? " Open your mouth, but I didn't speak. In all fairness, this bottom line is better, but swearing is more penetrating. Jia Xiucai is also dry gas and has nothing to say. I swear first, now I can only suffer a big loss.

Pockmarked Ni also imitated the words of a Taoist priest's shattered glass, saying that there is a poem in "Generation of Chaos": Qi, he added faintly: "The fake beast I said, twelve taels of silver, don't lose a slag." The old monk said. Is it true or not? When Taoist Chen saw that his old friend had suffered heavy losses, he was naturally unconvinced and said, "The plasterer calls himself a Confucian craftsman, and he really deserves his reputation. I have online contact, too. I'm afraid you object. "Then he began to sing: Is the craftsman a Confucian craftsman, a gentleman Confucian, and a villain Confucian?

It's Jia Xiucai's turn to applaud. Not to mention that this couplet contains the word craftsman and the word Confucianism, which is extremely difficult to match. More importantly, this couplet published The Analects? Yongye: "You are a gentleman and a Confucian. Since then, Song Huizong has frequented brothels in Li Shishi. Li Shishi also dare not entertain foreigners. Powerful princes and nobles can only avoid giving up. Her brothel door has long been deserted, but some people, Li Shishi himself, can't give up. He is Zhou Bangyan, the tax director. Zhou Bangyan is also a gifted scholar. He was a great poet at that time, with unique elegance and extensive knowledge of a hundred schools of thought, and he could compose music according to music scores. His poems are long and short, with clear rhymes. On one occasion, Song Huizong was ill, and Zhou Bangyan took the opportunity to see Li Shishi. People are 20 years old, and suddenly they report to Shengjia. Zhou Bangyan has nowhere to hide, so he has to hide under the bed in a hurry. Those who don't do things right are also villains. " He didn't believe that the plasterer Ni Pockmarked really read Confucian classics, so he waited to see Ni Pockmarked make a fool of himself.

To their surprise, Pockmarked Ni said without thinking: People are called Taoist priests, hungry ghosts are called Taoist priests, and animals are called Taoist priests? This bottom line is really impeccable. Moreover, this second part also uses allusions. Hungry Ghost Road and Animal Knife are two of the six divisions of Karma Wheel. Although Buddhism is respected, it is used to respond to the first book, and it is unique to scold Chen Daochang. Two people wanted to ridicule a plasterer with their own knowledge, but the result was to bring shame to themselves and look at each other in embarrassment for a moment.

Finally, Mazzini gave them a ladder to step down. Mazzini said, "It's getting late. Take me to repair the leaking house. "

That's all bring disgrace to oneself. Welcome to share the story with your relatives and friends!

The Ancient Xuanwumen Spring and Autumn Zhuo Xin Classics of the Fugitive of Postgraduate Entrance Examination