What lines make you laugh into internal injuries?

ChristianRandPhillips in Princess Pearl, lying in bed, looked at Meng Dan affectionately, and mentioned a characteristic of Meng Dan, who likes to frown. Then ChristianRandPhillips said something unexpected-an iron! You are not mistaken! This refers to the iron that ironed Meng Dan's forehead in the last century. "Princess Zhu Huan" belonged to the Qing Dynasty and went through the Republic of China at once! ChristianRandPhillips said, "Every time I see you frown, I really want to pick up an iron and iron your eyebrows!" ! Ha ha!

Speaking of Ren Lei's lines, I think of anti-Japanese dramas. Ren Lei's lines in anti-Japanese dramas are high-risk areas, which often make people laugh. There is a scene where a sharpshooter blows at a person 800 miles away, and a Japanese soldier can be killed with one shot! On the map, the straight line distance from Beijing to Hohhot is only 435 kilometers! Can you walk 800 kilometers back and forth? Such a sharpshooter has no respect! I was rude!

Guan Xiaotong said to the camera, I'm full of shit and urine! Hello, Miss Liu, would you please respect your profession? This is laughing to death without paying! I still have instant noodles, and I look indifferent. I really look like a dog! There is also the basics of anti-Japanese: A: Are you protecting me so much for the whole team? B: I just want to protect you! Why are you so kind to me?

The leader said, comrades, the eight-year war of resistance has begun! There is still the last year, so don't give up! Excuse me, which fortune teller are you descended from? I was rude! No respect! It's only been passed down for eight generations! Oh, you mean, another great colleague said, comrades, the eight-year war of resistance has begun, and I admire you!