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This sketch script is badly needed.

Liu Liu: I want to go home for the New Year, but this is a disaster. Wind, frost, rain and snow blocked the road for several days.

Fan Wei: The way to go home has changed this year. Snow blocked the road. Occasionally mixed with freezing rain, my eyes are white.

Liu Liu: I said, brother, are you blocked, too?

Fan Wei: You mean I can still fly.

Liu Liu: Do you have any food?

Fan Wei: If I had food, I wouldn't get off.

Liu Liu: You said it's cold and snowy here, so ammunition and food will run out soon.

Fan Wei: God won't starve to death. The blind house finch may send someone to bring us food.

Liu Ying: Let's go, old man.

Zhao Benshan: Too soon! It will be too soon!

Liu Ying: Why aren't you in a hurry? Can't you see it is greatly blocked?

Zhao Benshan: Anyway, you can help clear it.

Liu Ying: Although we can't dredge it, I thought we brought them food.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, you sell rice. How do we do this? People are trapped by heavy snow and can't rush back.

Go home, you come here to sell at a high price. This is not fishing in troubled waters!

Liu Ying: I sold it to him and bought it again. It's all your wish

Liu Liu: Hey, hey, hey! I said, do you sell food?

Liu Ying: Big Brother has a keen sense of smell. I have a delicious box lunch here.

Liu Liu: If you are not sensitive, you will faint from hunger. how much is it?

Liu Ying: That depends on whether you want meat or a vegetarian.

Liu Liu: Are you still a vegetarian? What is this meat?

Liu Ying: There are meat dishes, beef with sauce, fried belly slices and potato chips to go, and each 50 yuan.

Fan Wei: What about the plain?

Liu Ying: Stir-fried persimmons, cucumber slices and some pickles, each 30 yuan.

Fan Wei: This land preparation is quite professional!

Zhao Benshan: Aren't you lying? It's not enough for you to feed the cat with this stuff. Is it immoral to ask exorbitant prices?

Liu Ying: You don't understand this! They are hungry now, their eyes are faint, their legs are trembling and they are shaking all over. Still care about this 30 50

Yes

Zhao Benshan: Just show off in an ostentatious manner!

Liu Liu: Lai Dajie's 50 vegetarian dishes and 30 vegetarian dishes. I want it all.

Liu Ying: Why do you want them all?

Fan Wei: Why don't you want all this? I want 60 vegetarian dishes and 40 vegetarian dishes.

Liu Ying: OK, here-

Liu Liu: Rich, isn't it? Give me 80 vegetarian dishes and 50 vegetarian dishes.

Fan Wei: I don't believe in 65438+80000 vegetarian dishes!

Liu Ying: Old man, we can make a fortune this time!

Zhao Benshan: What kind of money? I mean, you two are here for the auction, aren't you?

Fan Wei: How much is it, big brother? Just name the price.

Liu Liu: No, we still have dollars here.

Liu Ying: No, the dollar has depreciated!

Zhao Benshan: I won't sell it for any money. This family always takes care of everything. You said to get everything done at once, and there's that on the highway.

What about so many people?

Liu Liu: I'm afraid we don't know when the traffic will be blocked.

Zhao Benshan: We are not afraid of traffic jams. We are afraid that the party, the people and the government will support us!

Liu Ying: So we're not selling this rice?

Zhao Benshan: I don't want to sell it. If there is, I will give everyone a box.

Fan Wei: Don't give it away for nothing?

Liu Liu: No, what do you want?

Zhao Benshan: What? When a small aid is multiplied by1300 million, it will become very big, and when a big difficulty is divided by1300 million, it will become very big.

Small. At this time, we must use the strength of the whole country to overcome the disaster! The picture shows China in trouble.

The spirit of assistance!

Fan Wei: Big Brother, what you said is great! This is 3000 yuan, not counting lunch. Please make more lunches for others.

People also eat hot meals.

Liu Liu: Brother, I feel ashamed compared with you. I also have 2000 yuan here. Please buy more cotton-padded clothes for those who block the road and let them

I feel that it is no longer cold this winter!

Zhao Benshan: Thank you, thank you! I thank you on behalf of everyone! Daughter-in-law quickly handed out lunch boxes.

Liu Ying: Here, you have both been hungry for a long time!

Fan Wei: Nothing, I'm not hungry now. Give it to him!

Liu Liu: I felt full at first sight! Guess what? Let's give it to the women and children who need it most.

Liu Ying: Why is this change so great?

Zhao Benshan: Yes, I know this is a person. A pure person, a noble person. One is out of low interest.

A man of taste, a man who is beneficial to the people!

Fan Wei: Brother, I beg you to stop procrastinating, or you will be remembered!

Liu Liu: Let's mail it quickly!

Zhao Benshan: Is everything ready?

Three people: ready, all listen to my command, take your positions and start action!

Zhao Benshan: I said come back first and mix the meat and vegetables evenly. The prodigal bitch also made a box of two systems.