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Homophonic funny sentences used by Tik Tok Yi people [recommended]

Interesting homophonic sentences used by Tik Tok people (I) 1. Ask the stone monkey when he is most homesick, and answer: at night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

3. Now is really the next four tights: tight mask, tight clothes and tight waistband.

This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

5. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

6. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

7. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its changes: However, when China has our friendship.

Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

9. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"

10. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.

1 1. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

12. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, how did you give up?

13. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are riding together, and there is a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

14. "Have you seen my Wei Zi?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

15. When you touch the scene, you occupy the word "touching the scene".

16. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

17. One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

18. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

19. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go, you hear me? Please don't go.

20. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

The homophonic sentences of Tik Tok Yi people (II) 2 1. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering the snake every day.

22. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

23. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

24. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

25. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

26. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

27. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he pulled it back, fell to his knees, and muttered bitterly, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."

28. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

29. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

30. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

3 1. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

32. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

33. I was not even invited. what are you going to do？

34. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.

36. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

37. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

39. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

40. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

Tik Tok specializes in sharing all kinds of unhappy hilarious homophones.

Tik Tok specializes in all kinds of unpleasant and lively homophones (Part I) 1. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you carefully rubbed the red-eyed bear and said, "I did."

2. I felt a little bitter just after eating the pills given by the doctor, so I put a few dates with chopsticks and became impatient after eating them. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.

I understand the truth that ugly people should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

5. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

6. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

7. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

8. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

9. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

10. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

1 1. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada and thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little."

12. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was a louder wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried after eating it. It turns out that this is an oyster.

13. The children's chocolate melted on the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you very much.

14. Look here, I have two erasers. You didn't, did you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

15. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

16. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

17. Grandma's door handle is very thick and there is a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I realized that this was called being rude.

18. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

19. I have a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

20. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

Tik Tok specializes in all kinds of unhappy hilarious homophones (2) 2 1. I have to rely on threats to do what any attractive and beautiful girl can do.

22. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

23. One day, I was dying while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

24. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry.

26. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you are sad, you want to chew.

27. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

28. Crabs and clams took the exam together. When the crab was caught cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied the clam." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

29. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

30. Don't love me. There is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

3 1. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

32. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

33. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

35. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

36. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

37.you didn't stay up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?

38. Doraemon has no neck because she stresses hygiene, because the blue neck is covered with mud.

39. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.

40. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

Tik Tok specializes in all kinds of unpleasant and lively homophones (Chapter 3) 4 1. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

42. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

43. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

44. My old colleague signed "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".

45. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

46. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.

47. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

48. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

49. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

50. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

5 1. Let me share with you the types of peppers, which are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

52. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

53. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

54. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

55. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said with grievance, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

56. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

57. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers beside him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

58. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

59. One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or … very silent."

60. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

Tik Tok's homophonic joke to tease his girlfriend (60 general sentences)

Tik Tok's homophonic joke to amuse his girlfriend (I) 1. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate pepper and got numb next door.

2. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".

I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

4. Don't even coax me. Who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

5. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

6. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

7. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

8. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

9. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

10. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I can't say I hate it, but I like it."

1 1. Do you have a brief history? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

12. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

13. If you don't fool me, what are you fooling? Hong Shixian?

14. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

15. The light next to my bedroom flashed that day, so I called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

16. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it often says that you are as thin as death.

17. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

18. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick person was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

19. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

20. Nezha asked Wukong: "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"

Tik Tok's homophonic joke on his girlfriend (part two) 2 1. Candle: Mom, why is our flame jumping? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

22. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

23. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

24. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

25. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

26. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

27. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "What hairstyle will the baby wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

28. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

29. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

3 1. I accidentally trampled an ant to death, and the little ant said unjustly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

32. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

33. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "there are several demons in the piano."

The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

35. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

36. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

37. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

39. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

40. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

Tik Tok's homophonic jokes amused his girlfriend (Part III) 4 1. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

42. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

43. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

44. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.

45. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

47. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

48. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

49. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

50. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They separated long ago.

5 1. Once upon a time, there was a duckling. It's short. It's called Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

52. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

I know three kinds of berries: strawberries and cranberries. Which one do you like

54. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

55. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

56. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

57. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

58. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

59. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

60. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

Tik Tok's hilarious homophonic sketch "Super Fire" (40 general sentences)

Tik Tok hilarious homophonic essay 1 1. It's too hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.

If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes won't bite.

I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

I have not been invited, so what are you going to do?

6. You are too bad. Do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is too bad (Kochakin)?

7. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

8. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

9. You didn't even reply to my message. Did you return the Sichuan pork?

10. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and we can't let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

1 1. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan, and he is really a master in this respect.

12. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

13. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"

14. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

15. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

16. I don't like it if you don't like it. Who should I send the selfie to?

17. You don't even look for me in love, so what are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.

18. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

19. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days, so sexy.

20. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.

Funny homophonic stalks on the Tik Tok fire Part II 2 1. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

22. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

24. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

25. you didn't stay up all night What are you doing up late, Ollie?

26. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

27. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

28. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

29. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because my aunt is afraid of leaving her to sweat.

30. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

3 1. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they were scattered after washing. Did you hear that? They dispersed a long time ago.

You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?

33. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

34. Don't even add my WeChat. Did you add Pirates of the Caribbean?

35. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

36. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

37. Do you like a lady's style or my epilepsy?

38. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

39. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

40. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.