Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - What are the local love story routines?

What are the local love story routines?

1, I like you, just like Nanxiang's old cat, bohemian; I like you, just like the ancient bridge in the north of the city, which is extremely old.

Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

3. "Excuse me." "You should never say sorry to me, never."

4. "I am so fat, why do you still like me so much?" "If you are thin, you will enter my heart. If you are fat, you will get stuck."

You are not from Shenzhen, you are my sweetheart.

6. "Why did you hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

7. Do you know what wine is sweetest? Our eternity.

8. We can't be friends. Because I want you to be my wife.

9. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

10, the fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

1 1, "You are so homely." "No" "But you stayed in my heart and didn't move.

12 Do you know the difference between you and a star? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

13, "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

14, the circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

15, you are the bullet that I can't live in my life. If you watch too much, your heart will soften, and if you hug too much, you will fall.

16, you are blushing, your heart is beating, and all your love and liking are you.

17, you pest! I can't live without you more and more

18, I have a door in my heart. It's beautiful. What door is it? The best of us.

19, "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." I want to take care of you.

20. Whose class do you like best? Every moment of falling in love with you.