Summary of homophonic stalks that make girlfriends happy and not angry (70)

Buzzing annoys others, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, and I tickle you!

2. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

5. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

7. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

8. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

9. Rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

10. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful, round or bright at all. Yes, unforgivable.

1 1. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

12. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

13. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

14. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

15. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

16. Do you like the style of a lady or my epilepsy?

17. The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: Don't duck.

18. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

Homophonic terrier that makes girlfriend happy and not angry (Chapter II) 19. Even if I don't add WeChat, what do you add, Canada?

20. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

2 1. A sheep migrates.

22.m and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

23. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was too poor.

24. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

25. Crabs and clams took the exam together. When the crab was found cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied the clam." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

26. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss? Tsingtao beer?

27. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

28. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

29. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge mud ~

30. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "Why laugh at others if you don't say anything?"

3 1. Accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the dishcloth on the table fell off and rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

32. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

33. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. It's sad that the bowl chopsticks died and said, the bowl is safe.

35. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

36. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

A homophonic terrier that makes his girlfriend happy but not angry (Chapter III) 37. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

38. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

39. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

40. The truck met a taxi for the first time. The truck said, "I'll call a truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!" "

4 1. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

42. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, have three meals a day, and can use smart phones. I have a bright future.

43. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

44. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

45. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

46. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

47. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Sue was eating, she spoiled: Hey, hey.

48. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

49. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

5 1. You didn't stay up all night, so what did you stay up all night, Ollie?

52. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry.

54. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

A homophonic terrier that makes his girlfriend happy and not angry (Chapter 4) 55. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

57. Jason Wu meets a mouse-Jason Wu attacks!

58. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

59. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

60. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

6 1. Liu Genghong can talk cross talk when he is fat. It turns out that he has become a Tanai.

62. When I open my eyes, they light up, and when I close them, they get dark. Can I also be a refrigerator?

63. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

64. It is raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

65. A sheep can be handsome only after taking a thousand baths, because a sheep can be washed a thousand times.

66. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

67. The rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, and muttered to himself when he went to see it in autumn, but it didn't bear fruit, and it didn't bear fruit.

68. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

69. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

70. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .