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What are the classic lines for fortune telling?

Fortune teller's classic lines:

1, come on, calculate, authentic fortune telling, guarantee satisfaction, inaccurate calculation, less money, accurate calculation, double.

2, the secret recipe of ancestral calculation, rejuvenating the country and ensuring the country.

3. Your six relatives have lost weight; Harm to children; The child is thin; The palace of life is dark; The year is approaching; Hit a bullet; Time flies; Chongke is too old; I have bad luck. ...

4. Tang Yin, the donor, is black, and there may be a catastrophe in recent days! If you want to avoid misfortune, please listen to me

5. Your Tang Yin is black, so it is not suitable for traveling. If you don't listen to advice, you are in danger of mass annihilation. However, if you want to avoid it, I am not helpless.

6. Your Tang Yin is black, and there is a faint black air around your head. There may be a massacre in the near future.

7, this life is expensive in gold, the old man is wrong in this marriage, the man is wrong in the skirt, and the woman is wrong in the husband. I have been worried and confused since I got married. Now, fate has created two doors, and men want to kiss for the second time.

8. This man was born with a bad temper. When you come up, your feet will jump. Good-natured to you, often quarreling with others.

9. This life is born to wander around in the Spring and Autumn Period, eat, drink and be merry, and prosper when you are young until you get old.

10, female prisoners hurt officials, and the lotus planted in dry land can't live. Instead of eating two meals, she has to brush three pots.

1 1, come well, go well, harvest well, and have more wealth and treasure. The sand lamp in front of the door shines brightly, and the empty bags in the room spend spring and autumn.

12, wearing a flower on her head, which doesn't bloom all year round. When I wanted to bloom, the flower picker didn't come.

13, dreaming that eating doesn't satisfy hunger, the dumb always doesn't mention dreaming, the bamboo shadow sweeps away the dust, and the paper horse can't ride.

14, the blind touch the elephant and don't know the pit, the lamb meets the tiger on the mountain, the fish sees the food but doesn't see the hook, but Lear doesn't see the fierce.

15, save today, save tomorrow, save enough money, buy an umbrella, save when the wind blows.

16, a pile of ash in front of the door, the south wind blows and the west wind blows, all the good people take it away, and all the bad things are blamed on you.

17, take the lead in everything, others are idle for you to sweat, and with the credit and political achievements, the cattle beat the mountain to build a temple.

18, a full moon disappears, cold stars surround the waning moon, fireflies can't light wax, and they cry at night.

19, blind people waste oil when lighting lamps, take off their pants and fart to go to Maolou, lame people race around, and dumb people always have a hard time singing.

20, a hanging intestines pull eight times, regardless of the south facing the north. When someone else has something to do, you get angry and fight with others.

2 1, light and light yourself, talk and listen to yourself, life is at stake, and recalling the past is like a dream.