62 jokes that make girls happy

What are 62 jokes that make girls happy? Let's get to know each other.

1, do you have body odor? If not, why are you as charming as a fox?

2. I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I just can't help thinking about you.

Guess what uniform I like, I am subdued by you.

I think you are especially like a game, my world.

5. Don't complain, give me a hug.

6. If I am the devil in hell, I am also a naughty boy who loves you.

7. Let's eat the whole family bucket, so that we can be a family.

8. Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? Your eternity.

9. Do you know which god I like best? Your eyes.

10, I have to buy you a compass in case you get lost by me.

1 1. I dreamed of you last night. I love you very much in my dream. To me, the dream is false, but loving you is real.

12, potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into my favorite mud.

13, touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

14, I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand to hold it?

15, do you know the difference between you and a star? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

16, eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

17, this is watermelon, that is cantaloupe, you are my little fool.

18, I'm going to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then I'll tell you in your ear "I'm purple potato, and you are".

19, our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

20. I feel a little sick. Come and see me. I need a cardiologist.

2 1, this is beef, this is pork, you are my heart.

22. Can you play the guitar? Why do you pluck my heartstrings?

23. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.

24. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

25. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

26. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

27. I have malice towards the world, and I love you.

28. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

29. liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like getting into trouble.

30, smoking is harmful to health, love me and prolong life.

3 1, I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

I am a materialist. I didn't want an afterlife until I met you.

33. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.

34.do you like yourself? Yes, and then we like the same person.

This is the back of the hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

36. No matter how good others are, it has nothing to do with me. No matter how bad you are, I like you.

37. I am a stubborn person and never want to change my principles. But after you came, my principle became you.

I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you.

39. Since we can't be born together, we will suffer together for a lifetime.

40. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't stop you. I will only trip you up with my foot and let you fall into my arms.

4 1, I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

42. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns ahead, even if thousands of people in Qian Qian stop me, even if I am white-haired.

43. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

44. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

45. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

46. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill.

47. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart.

48. Don't complain, give me a hug.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

50. I am nine, you are three, and I am still you except you.

5 1, this is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

Write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into your lungs so that you can be closest to my heart.

53. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. I count with my fingers, you lack me in your life.

54. Can you guess where my heart is? Left? No, it's on your side

55. Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.

56. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I watch you, the more I want to sleep.

Do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Stop it." The moon is in the sky and you are in my heart.

58. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

59. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

60. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

6 1, I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't return it.

62. Guess my seat? Aquarius, no, I made it for you.

Today's sharing is over. I hope I can help you.