How to introduce your own advantages and disadvantages humorously

My weakness ... I look like a car accident scene. When I was recognized as unborn by others from the day I was born, I was in close contact with Martians ... I was lively, cheerful and introverted since I was a child ... I was sincere, honest, honest ... I once won an N+ 1 time three-class student and an excellent young pioneer (in fact, everyone in our class had such a certificate at that time) ... I still remember a fortune teller boasting that this person had a complete. Fiona Fang's lips cut like a knife. This is a Buddha statue ... very blessed ... After listening to it, I happily gave the man 5 yuan (all my property). After giving it, the fortune teller said, it is better to become a monk. I will do something ... (fall).

This is a painful story, telling me that my IQ is not high .. Because of the fault of fortune telling, I can't become a Buddha. I am a girl. ..