Let's see whose joke is the best.

The grocer has a new daughter. One day, a friend came to fix up his little daughter and told her that she was only one year older than the girl.

The businessman and his wife discussed the marriage in private. He said: "My daughter has just turned one year old, and the boy is two years old, twice as big as her daughter. When his daughter gets married at the age of twenty, he will be forty. How can we have the heart to let our daughter marry such an old man? "

His wife smiled and said, "You are so stupid! Now that our daughter is one year old, won't she be as big as that boy next year? "

* Who feeds it?

A fifty-year-old man has a thirty-year-old son. This son is lazy and never does anything. His father provides him with food and clothing.

The old man was very worried about his son, so he took his son to tell his fortune. Both father and son believed the fortune teller's words: the father can live to be 80 years old and the son can live to be 62 years old.

My son was very worried when he learned of his father's and his birthday. The father comforted his son and said:

"Don't be sad! You are only thirty years old, and you still have 32 years of good life! "

The son replied, "I'm not worried about my life, but your life makes me sad."

My father was very moved and said with tears in his eyes, "You don't have to be too sad! I still have thirty years to live! "

The son said, "I don't care how long you live." I calculated carefully, you died two years before me, who will support me for two years? "

Never mind that it's missing.

Once, a ferry was crossing the river when its hull suddenly hit a rock. The river kept pouring into the cabin, and the passengers panicked. Only one gentleman sat quietly and laughed off all the fuss. "Don't worry! It's none of our business, "said the man. "Never mind, it missed! The boat is not ours. "

Superstitious geomantic omen

A person who is very superstitious about Feng Shui should consult Mr. Feng Shui in everything and predict bad luck and good luck.

One day, he was sitting under a wall, and the wall suddenly collapsed and pinned him down. He shouted for help, and the servants came to see him and said, "boss, please be patient!" We have to ask Mr. Feng Shui first to see if it is appropriate to break ground today. "

Borrow cattle

Someone wanted to borrow a cow from a rich man, so he sent a servant to the rich man and asked him to send a letter to borrow the cow. The rich man accompanied the guests and pretended to read the letter for fear that the guests would know that they could not read. He kept nodding while watching, then looked up and said to the bearer, "I see, I'll go by myself later."