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Joking classics Song Wu and Pan Jinlian (2)

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Pan, the little tailor, walked around the yard for a while and then went back to the house to give Wang an official robe. The door next door opened, and a little girl crept out, quietly lying on the window, looked at the tailor Pan who was sewing clothes, then crept out of the yard, knocked her little foot, ran to the door next door and whispered, "Brother Erlang! Brother Erlang! "

This little girl is the daughter of tailor Pan, nicknamed Sister Liu and named Pan Jinlian. The name of the "Jiro brother" she is looking for is Song Wu. Because Song Wu has a brother named Dalang, he can only be Jiro. Song Wu's parents died when he was very young, and his brother Dalang raised him.

It is said that the tailor's home in Zhuangzi is called Wu Jia Nazhuang, which is located outside the east gate of Qinghe County. There are 50 families with more than 300 people in Zhuangzi, mainly Wu Jia and the Zhang family. In Nanzhuang, the Wu family is a big family, and 70% of the people in the village are Wu family, occupying the eastern half of the village; Compared with the Wu family, the Zhang family is smaller, but the Zhang family has a rich man named Zhang. His family is very rich, with hundreds of houses and a contiguous manor. He is a servant and slave all day. The only regret is that this Zhang is nearly sixty years old, but there are no boys and girls, and the Yu family of Hunjia is a fierce master, which makes Zhang impatient and helpless. For this reason, Zhang Heyu's dog men and women became a tortoise and a tortoise. They were made for each other, and they matched successfully. Reeve sings about women's peace all day, being rich and heartless, helping others abuse them and doing evil in the countryside.

It turns out that tailor Pan is a foreigner. Because of his tailoring skills, he had to go from one place to another. When the tailor Pan Chu arrived in Wujiazhuang, he lodged in Zhangjia. At that time, the tailor Pan was in his forties and married a muddy family in his twenties, with a delicate and graceful figure. The melon seed has a white face and a red face, a clear and transparent process, a slender arch eyebrow, a mouth like a cherry, and a thin lip like a rose petal. It is a natural beauty embryo. No wonder, how can a beautiful daughter be born without such a good gene? At that time, this one was interested in tailor Pan's Hunjia. However, due to Yu's arrogance and Pan's muddy family, Zhang never had a chance to get rid of the dirty dog paws.

When Pan Suihun, a tailor, came to Wujianan Village, he borrowed the treasures of the Zhang family and set up a tailor's booth to sew clothes for many families. At this time, the two ethnic groups, Wu and Zhang, had a dispute and fought. The intervention of tailor Pan was recognized by both ethnic groups. He settled in Wujiazhuang, becoming the only family with a foreign surname in Wujiazhuang except Wu Hezhang.

The dispute between Wu and Zhang started in the Wu period.

What's the situation? It turns out that this family is surnamed Zhang, who lives in Nanzhuang and is also surnamed Wu. In the Tang Dynasty, there was a woman named Wu Zhi, the concubine of Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong. After Li Shimin's death, she became the queen of Li Zhi, Tang Gaozong. She is already a great minister, and she is not satisfied. As an equal, she was in charge of the power of the imperial court together, making "the sun and the moon shine on Kun"; Finally, the woman simply abolished her two sons one after another, became an emperor seriously, and changed "Tang" to "Zhou". When women came to power, the house collapsed. This woman was finally ousted by Zhang Jianzhi and returned the usurped Jiangshan to the Li family. When this woman was in power, one branch was too overbearing and finally became the object of liquidation. Help is important. In order to avoid liquidation, this branch changed its surname to Zhang, just like the Manchu people changed Aisingiorro's surname to Jin, Na and Jing after the end of the Qing Dynasty, and then fled separately. Some people fled to the village of Wu, claiming that Wu was the same family and a descendant of Yin Wuding. Because of this, the ancestral hall of Nazhuang in Wu Jia became Tang Zong in Zhang Wu, which is dedicated to the common ancestors and the ancestors of Zhang Wu.

At the beginning, the Wu family had a large number of people, and it occupied a middle position in the ancestral hall when it was dedicated to ancestral tablets. Later, Zhang of the Zhang family made a fortune and was elected as the head of the Wu and Zhang families. Zhang moved his ancestral card to the middle. People can be poor, but their ancestors can't be bullied. The Wu family saw that the ancestral memorial tablet had been moved. When the leader shouted, the others joined in and immediately smashed the ancestral temple. Zhang is not an idle person. On weekdays, he spent a lot of money to collude with some gangsters. He also gave a cry, and a group of people came to help the Zhang family fight, but the Wu family had martial habits and traditions since ancient times. Although the Zhang family has other people to help, it can't stop Wu's bravery, and as a result, it doesn't take any advantage. The two sides are evenly matched, deadlocked and at loggerheads.

But I will look at crabs coldly. When tailor Pan saw the dispute, he knew it, so when he needed it most, tailor Pan stepped forward. Tailor Pan's clothes are well made, and he is kind to others on weekdays. In addition, Xiongnu's parents are young and beautiful, lively and intelligent, and they can win people's hearts. Therefore, both rich and poor in Zhuangzi like them, so they are trusted by the villagers. In addition, tailor Pan is an outsider, not an interested party, and his speech is fair. Wu and Zhang are willing to uphold justice through tailor Pan in order to end this protracted dispute.

Tailor Pan is also a man of brains. He waited until the two families were exhausted before setting up a table on the lion house in the county. He invited Zhang Wu, the leader of two ethnic groups, and told all the skills he had learned during his wandering. He played the golden talk, from the Great Wall in Wan Li to Qin Shihuang, and then to the Shandong rebellion where the ashes were not cold. Liu Xiang didn't study, and ended up in a world where two surnames lived together. Rambling, a set of a set, to the point, Zhang Wu's face slowed down and shook hands. In order to thank tailor Pan for his mediation, the two surnames formally invited tailor Pan to settle in Wujiazhuang. In this way, tailor Pan became a member of Wujiazhuang, and he was the only outsider in Wujiazhuang. The two surnames don't know how to think, so that tailor Pan lives in the middle of the village, with the Wu Zhi family in the east and Zhang's contiguous manor in the west.

Wu Zhi is Jiro's brother that Jinlian is looking for, because Wu Zhi's family has two brothers, the eldest is Dalang, and the second can only be Jiro. It's not like Cao Cao's family in Cao Wei. First, there was a Wei Wendi, and then there was a Wei Wudi, which made it look like my son gave birth to Lao Zi.

Things in the world, it is also very strange to say, Wu Song, which is what we call Dalang Jiro, was originally a brother, but the result was very different, which is very incomprehensible; This kind of incomprehension is as incomprehensible as sowing the same seeds, but planting sesame and watermelon.

What happened? You see, Song Wu, as a younger brother, is only fifteen years old. He is as tall as a sapling, and he is over seven feet tall. He is very handsome, his face is white and red, and he has two heavy eyebrows and swords. His eyes are bright, his eyes are sunken, his nose is smart and straight, and his mouth is slightly thick, all of which show the charm of the young Song Wu. On the other hand, Wu Zhi, as his elder brother, is already in his twenties and sevens. He is short and fat. If he doesn't pay a little attention, he won't see anyone. If he pays a little attention, he will scare you. My mother, is this still a person? But see: the height is less than three feet and the body is one meter wide. Lying is the same as standing, and you can't see the difference. The whole body is rough and uneven, and the head and face are narrow and disproportionate. From a distance, it's a meat mound, but from a close look, it's a person. It's so ugly that everyone in the village is eloquent, so it's nicknamed "three-inch bone bark". Look at people's nicknames at that time, such as "Tigger", "Leopard Head", "Kowloon" and "Blue Beast". The worst mouse is a "day mouse", but it turns out to be a "bark". They are all people. Why is there such a big gap? !

Of course, people can't judge a book by its cover, and sea water has no energy. Although Wu Zhi looks like a person, he is definitely an indomitable spirit. It is said that Song Wu died when he was five, and his mother died when he was six. At that time, Wu Zhicai 17 years old, and he became the father and mother who raised Song Wu. In order to support his younger brother, Song Wu, Wu Zhi once worked in baked wheat cake business and went to Hebei, Shandong and Henan. He was also a hard-working person. Later, Wu Zhi worked as a long-term laborer in his neighbor, Zhang Jia, and planted three acres of fertile land in his home. On the other hand, Song Wu could not farm or study hard. He plays well. All day long, he either digs birds in trees or goes fishing in rivers. He often beats other people's children, and other people's parents come to him. Wu Zhi apologized until he sent them away. People have different abilities, but whether their outlook on life is correct or not is extremely important.

A guest officer asked, why didn't Wu Zhi beat up the naughty Song Wu? Why don't you give him some color to see and learn from it? This depends on Wu Zhi's temperament. On the one hand, Wu Zhi can't beat Song Wu; on the other hand, Wu Zhi can't bear to beat Song Wu. If you are young, you will have no father or mother. Why are you willing to fight? !

Song Wusheng was strong-willed, unsociable and had few good friends, but he was very good at Jin Ping Mei. No matter how much trouble he has, as long as he sees the golden lotus and is with it, he immediately feels sunny and relaxed.

At the moment, Song Wuzheng is sitting in the room staring blankly. In front of the window sill, he showed his face like a peach blossom, saw his mouth open and heard him call himself "Erlang brother!" Brother Erlang! " Song Wu jumped up and ran outside, holding Jinlian's hand and saying, "Sister Jinlian, where are we going to play today?" Jinlian thought for a moment and said, "Let's go fishing in Qinghe!" "Yes, I like fishing best." Song Wu took Jinlian's hand and walked out of the village.

Jinlian is a pair of feet. It walks like the wind in Yang Liuzhi, and Anna is colorful. It looks beautiful, but it doesn't walk very fast. Song Wu was impatient, and finally endured impatience and went outside the village. He carried the golden lotus on his back, like a pony carrying his master, and ran happily to Qinghe.

Song Wu, carrying the golden lotus, bounced between the ridges like two dancing butterflies:

Honey, you fly slowly, and be careful of the thorny rose in front.

Honey, if you open your mouth, the fragrance of flowers in the wind will make you intoxicated.

Dear, you fly with me and go through the jungle to see the stream.

Dear, come and dance, there will be no darkness in the spring of love.

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Song Wu took the golden lotus to the grass beside the Qing River. The golden lotus is sitting on a stone. Song Wu stretched his limbs and began to show his martial arts in front of Jinlian.

"Chain legs!" Song Wu shouted in his mouth, turned around one by one, his legs flew like lightning, and the rolling wind blew the grass on the ground stagger.

"Stand like a pine tree! Sit like a clock! Walk like the wind! Lie like a bow! " Song Wu shouted in his mouth and completed four corresponding movements at the same time.

Jinlian laughed and clapped his hands and kicked.

"Carp is very good!" Song Wu was lying on the ground, and suddenly his legs swung. He jumped up from the ground and stood firmly.

"good! Good! " Cried the lotus, clapping her hands.

Song Wuxiao said, "There is something better. Look, somersault! " Song Wu ran a few steps, jumped into the air, turned a somersault in the air, and then stood on the ground.

Jinlian opened her eyes wide and froze.

Song Wu played martial arts for a while and stood in front of the golden lotus. He was embarrassed and smiled shyly. Jinlian found Song Wu's shy smile particularly charming. Jinlian blushed.

To put it bluntly, Qinghe County, Dongping Prefecture, Shandong Province is actually a small county town, with Liaocheng more than ten kilometers due north, Yanggu more than ten kilometers due south, Jinan Prefecture in the northeast and Handan in the west. Wujiazhuang is about five miles east of Qinghe County. Qinghe, like a white jade belt, flows through Wujiazhuang and turns west to Qinghe County. On both sides of the Qinghe River are villages with blue bricks, red tiles and white walls. The fields are colorful, red, orange, yellow and green, and the smoke is curling up. The whole plain is quiet and peaceful.

The name of Qinghe County comes from this river.

At this moment, Song Wu took off his coat and trousers, wearing only one pair of trousers, jumped into Qingshui River and groped for fish. Sitting on the shore, Jinlian saw Song Wu's broad shoulders, developed chest, lined up eight abdominal muscles and powerful legs, which made her heart beat. Which girl is not good at falling in love with spring? ! Eleven-year-old Jinlian has a hazy sexual consciousness. Jinlian thinks that if she marries in the future, she will definitely marry a tough guy like Jiro's brother!

Song Wu, who was fishing in the river, suddenly shouted happily, "I caught it!" Caught it! " I straightened up and showed Jinlian a two-catty carp in my hand. Jinlian stood up happily and clapped his hands and cheered.

In a blink of an eye, the weather turned hot, and Song Wu, who was fishing in the river, couldn't feel it. The golden lotus sitting by the river is already sweating. The scorching sun hung high above the head, red light shot at the ground like a rocket, and the river was foggy. The golden lotus was too hot to stand and cried, "Brother Erlang, it's too hot. Shall we go back? " Song Wu came out of the river, put on clothes and trousers, and walked to the village with golden lotus in his hand.

At the door of Jinlian's house, Song Wu stuffed two fish into Jinlian's hand. Jinlian refused, and Song Wu said, "Come, let Mama Pan stew it for Papa Pan." Jinlian pouted and said, "Take it to my mother yourself." Song Wu dared not, and said timidly, "Mama Pan is going to hit me on the head." Jinlian giggled: "Can Mama Pan hurt your head? Go! "

Jinlian pushed open the gate, and Song Wu followed Jinlian into the yard. When he saw Mama Pan sitting on a small bench in the yard picking vegetables, he called, "Mama Pan." Jinlian's mother looked up and saw Jinlian and Song Wujin coming. She quickly stood up and blamed Jinlian for where she went early in the morning. Song Wu replied, "Mom Pan, Jinlian and I went fishing. Look! " Song Wu said, raising his hand and carrying two fish. Jinlian's mother looked at the two fish brought by Song Wu and said in surprise, "Jiro, this carp is alive and well. How did you catch it? " Song Wu felt proud when he heard this. Like a fish in the water, he gestured and said vividly, "Mom Pan, I was in the river and slowly drove the fish into a small fork. Then I threw myself down, opened my arms and caught it." Song Wu said and smiled. Pan's mother knocked her head with her hand and said, "You Xiong Haizi don't do anything all day. Look at your brother. He works as a long-term worker for Mr. Zhang and is busy planting several acres of fertile land in your home. How are you? You know you are a naughty boy. " Song Wu argued sharply: "Mom Pan, I didn't fight. I caught the fish. " Pan's mother said, "well, well, you didn't have a good time. You went fishing." Take it home quickly, and when Dalang comes, you two brothers will stew it. "

Cocked his head, thought for a moment and said, "Mom Pan, I caught this for Dad Pan. Dad Pan has been in poor health recently, so you stewed it for Dad Pan. " Pan's mother heard this and said, "Isn't that good? ! You caught fish, not trollius. How dare Pan Mu be ungrateful! " Song Wu said with a smile, "Mom Pan, if Jinlian can catch fish, it's not a boy?" Pan Mu laughed and said, "That's right. It's rare that you are so filial. Then put the fish in the kitchen. Stewed at night, my name is Dalang, and we will eat together. "

Song Wu put the fish in Jinlian's kitchen. He was as happy as a soldier who was praised for his achievements and skipped away.

In the yard, only mother Pan and Jinlian are left.

Pan Mu said to Jinlian, "Sister Liu, go get a bench and sit down and listen to your mother."

Jinlian found a small bench in the yard, brought it over, sat opposite her mother, blinked her eyes and asked, "Mom, what are you going to say?"

Mother Pan looked at her daughter. Mother Pan found that as her daughter grew older, her face became more delicate, her eyes were clear and bright, and her eyes were innocent.

Mother Pan asked, "Sister Liu, do you like Brother Erlang?"

Jinlian replied, "Brother Erlang likes me."

"I asked you if you like Jiro's brother?"

"Me?" Lotus bowed its head, and the braid at the back hung down to the front. "I ... I like elder brother Erlang, too," said Jinlian, clutching her braid and rubbing it.

Mother Pan sighed and said bitterly, "Sixth, mother also knows that you like Jiro. The problem is that your brother Jiro has no noble status and bright future. What does he have? He only has three adobe houses, five acres of barren land and a half-disabled brother. What can he do to make you live a rich life? Stealing? If he becomes a king and a strong man in the future, will you follow him as Mrs. Zhazhai? Sixth sister, listen to your mother. Don't be like your brother Jiro. You deserve a better life. "

Jinlian looked at her mother stupefied. The black Liu Haier of the Golden Lotus swept in front of us, with delicate facial features and bright eyes like clear black springs. A straight nose and faint lips form a puzzled and innocent expression. She asked timidly, "Mom, I am with Jiro day and night. He is watering the fields and I am weaving and sewing clothes. Isn't this a bad day?"

The daughter's words made Pan's mother heartbroken. Looking at such a delicate and charming child sitting in front of her, how could Mother Pan have the heart to let her be a peasant woman? ! Pan's mother endured heartache and said earnestly, "Sister Liu, with your qualifications, she should be the daughter-in-law of a large family. How can you be a farmer's wife? " That's not bring disgrace to oneself. How can Jiro tolerate you? Sister Liu, your father and I have found a better place for you, and your father will take you there in a few days. "

Jinlian asked, "What's a good place to go? Where is it? "

Mother Pan replied: "Wangfu."

"Wangfu?" Jinlian asked, "Where are you going?"

"Learn art!" Pan's mother said, "Sister Liu, when you go to the government, you mainly learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, needlework and odd jobs."

"Why should I learn those things?"

"If you learn well, these things are your capital. You can use those capitals to knock on the door of the nobility and move towards a rich life. "

"Is it possible?" Jinlian asked, "Can those things change my destiny? Can make me from a poor girl to a rich woman? Can you bring me happiness? "

The stubbornness of Jinlian made her mother Pan impatient to communicate with her daughter. She knows that she can't explain clearly to her daughter at present, but she is willing to change her daughter's fate with practical actions and let her live a decent life. Perhaps, when her daughter grows up and lives a decent life, she will appreciate her mother's painstaking efforts.