What jokes and stories have you heard about God's reversal?

1. Bao Zheng wanted to name her daughter and asked Gongsun Ce for help.

"When my mother named me Bao Zheng, she wanted me to save the world; People in the afterlife call me Bao Qingtian, which also contains bright and beautiful wishes. I hope that the child's name can also reflect the determination to benefit the society. What do you say? "

As soon as Gongsun Sheng pondered his strategy, he said, "The postage is guaranteed."

I asked a child to dance, and he said weakly, "I can't".

I said, "Boys should be confident and bold".

As a result, he shouted arrogantly, "I won't."

A girl asked a boy to wait for him downstairs for a hundred days before marrying him. As a result, on the 99th day, the boy left with a smile.

Later, someone asked him, why did you leave at a critical moment when you persisted for so long and were close to success?

The boy explained that I didn't think I could last so long. I thought to myself, I have such great perseverance, why not do WeChat business?

A: "Xiao Zhao, lend me some money."

B: "I have to discuss it with my wife."

A: "Don't you have a wife?"

B: "Right, so it's not negotiable."

5. "My ideal is to be like my father, with a monthly salary of 1000 yuan."

"Your father's monthly salary 1 10,000?"

"No, I mean I want to have a great ideal like my father."