An interesting long joke.

A village head fled to the United States and had nothing to do, so he opened a private clinic and hung a sign outside, which read: "Pay $300 when you get well;" If it cannot be cured, it will refund $65,438+0,000 yuan. " An American doctor saw this sign and thought it was a good opportunity to earn money, so he decided to go to the village chief's clinic. American: I lost my sense of taste. I have no taste in my mouth. Village head: Nurse, bring the medicine from Box 22 and drop three drops into the patient's mouth. American: Shit, this is gasoline! Village head: Congratulations, your taste has recovered. Pay 300 dollars. The American doctor had to pay the money and left unhappily. A few days later, I went back to the clinic to get my lost money back. American: I have amnesia. I don't remember anything. Village head: Nurse, bring the medicine from Box 22 and drop three drops into the patient's mouth. American: Shit, isn't this the last taste of gasoline? ? Village head: Congratulations, your memory has been restored. Please pay 300 dollars. The Americans had to pay again and leave angrily. I returned to the clinic a few days later. American: My eyesight is very poor. Village head: Sorry! I have no medicine for this disease. Here is your refund 1000 dollars … American: but it's only 500 dollars! Village head: Congratulations, your eyesight has recovered. Please pay me $300 ... Americans are not satisfied. A few months later, they went to the clinic again and said they couldn't hear. The village chief muttered to the nurse, This guy wants to fight to the death with us. Why don't you add some rat poison to medicine 22 and let him pass! The Americans heard this and ran away. The villagers grabbed him and said, Your hearing has recovered ... Before the village chief finished speaking, the American walked 300 miles and never came back. The next year, Americans went to the clinic again, thinking that no matter what you said this time, I would pretend to be crazy. Who knows, the village chief was overjoyed and quickly called his American wife: Dear, your husband is so hard, why are we still sneaking around? After listening, the American grabbed the phone and questioned his wife. But the phone can't get through at all The Americans found out that they had been cheated and admitted to paying. This incident blocked the hearts of Americans. He learned all the lessons of the past and had him pushed to the clinic. And tell everyone that no matter what tricks the village chief plays, don't be fooled. When the village chief saw the Americans, he seemed to be silent for a long time in despair. Then he went into the house and took out a pistol. American idea: Come with me, dare you kill me? Who knows, the village chief went to the American wheelchair, held the pistol in the American hand and shot himself in the chest. After the gunshot, the village chief fell in a pool of blood. When the police arrived, the American immediately jumped out of his wheelchair, threw down his pistol and said, I didn't do it. He put the pistol in my hand. Then the village chief got up from the ground, took out the blood bag in his clothes and said, sample! Still trying to frame me! Without this idea, you can be a village head in China!