Han Hong fortune-telling _ Han Hong numerology

I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm funny.

I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm funny.

First, I like lying in bed. I am fat and proud! I am lazy and proud!

Second, send a message with the last light of the mobile phone: I am fat, I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am lazy, I am proud.

Third, one advantage of being ugly is to save money. No matter how you go shopping, you can't buy clothes that suit you. Yes, I am fat and proud. I am ugly and proud. Go to sleep after eating.

Weather: Frozen into a dog breakfast: a big chicken leg+a sausage+a bowl of half rice+a cup of yogurt lunch: a bowl of Lamian Noodles+a cup of milk. Before dinner, I ate a big pear and a cup of yogurt. Dinner: chicken wings+soup+a bowl of rice. I am fat, I am proud, I am proud _ I am a foodie.

5. I have met many interesting prostitutes since I opened Taobao. I look forward to every evaluation, but I won't tolerate the evaluation of sauce purple, okay? I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm proud, huh?

6. Who said that fat paper can't wear white? Well, I have to do the opposite. I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud.

Whether you are fat or not, you like it. Life is wonderful because it is not perfect. I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud.

Eight, loudly say I am fat, I am proud, I am proud. Today, I happened to see a woman walking by in the car with a delicious smell. Later, I felt nothing. I am fragrant, too. I am a duck neck. When I asked for glasses, my boss asked me if I was nearsighted and didn't wear glasses. I replied that the boss said no wonder I couldn't keep my eyes open. I said my parents gave me something unique. The boss smiled and said you were laughing. Later, I became beautiful.

Nine, the weather is getting colder and colder, I just want to say thank you to my meat, thank you for sheltering me from the wind and rain, I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud!

Ten, the late-night version of the spell appeared. It's not cool to take such photos by yourself. I'm getting fat. Not one or two people said it. I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud.

I am fat and proud, and I am short and proud. Eat your food and wear your clothes.

You people who eat rice into shit have no right to laugh at people who eat rice into meat! I am fat, I am proud, I am proud.

Thirteen, I have never stopped losing weight, but I have been eating and losing weight. Losing weight is really fun. Hehehe, just talk about it. It's still midnight. I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud.

14. Hum, my mother has been nagging me about my thick legs all day today. Hum, I am fat and proud. I am proud of my thick legs. I can't have diabetes. I will not burden my family with my thick legs. I walk without wrestling. What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter?

My mother brought me an apple just now and told me not to eat it every day. At that time, I wanted to say, I am black, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud. You said I was right.

Seventeen years old, nothing special, just shared an experience with Xiao Rui. Everything is good before it goes bad, and everything will be fine after it goes bad. I am thin and proud. I am fat, and I am proud. Brush your teeth, wear braces, take a bath, sleep, get up early and watch the military parade.

Eighteen years old, I am a chubby boy, I am proud, I am proud! Despise those who call me fat! It's really that skinny people don't understand the sadness of fat people standing on the weighing scale! Fat people don't understand the desolation of thin people being blown away by the wind! I sigh, the wind in winter is so strong, but fortunately my weight has been blown away and passed! So don't lose weight blindly!

Nineteen, what happened to the fat man? What happened? I angered you. I am fat and proud. I am fat and proud. My baby is of high value.

Twenty, I am fat, I am happy, I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud, and a wonderful life is not far away. Do you believe it? I don't believe it anyway.

Twenty-one, fat is a gesture, and fat people are cute. I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud.

Twenty-two, love bean rice. Aidou and I are fat! I am fat and proud! I am fat and proud!

I'm fat, I'm glorious, I'm proud, I'm proud, I can hit you with the shot put effortlessly, I can stand up and win the long jump, I can kick you away, I can break your wrist. You are a teacher, but you have no manners and moral cultivation. You corrupt the teaching style, you exaggerate the evil of the study style, you talk nonsense, and you slander others at will. Is the worst example of a teacher! If it weren't for your good skills, wide knowledge and special position, how could I finally need your guidance and education!

Twenty-four, people are giving birth to babies, being a hot mom, caring about this and that, caring about what that fat mom is, I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud, I love it!

Twenty-five, why do you always let me let you? Don't always think that everyone will spoil you! I am fat, which has the advantage of being fat! I am proud! I am proud!

Twenty-six, I am ugly, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud. Unconsciously became my pursuit. I don't know. I fell. Can't be happy.

27. What's wrong with being short? I can't say I'm fat, but I'm talking about my height, saying I hate sky heights. You can go shopping in sky heights if you can. This number is 158. My parents gave it to me, and I'm proud of it. I am proud!

Twenty-eight, I am fat and proud (proud), I am fat and proud, I am cute! Fat is my balance treasure, fat is my Hermes and fat is my Lamborghini. I am fat and proud (proud), I am fat and proud, I am cute!

Twenty-nine, my mother caught me stealing vegetables in the middle of the night, but I still ate the last omelet with strong contempt and suspicion! I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud, I am a very glorious fat man.

Thirty, eat hard if you are unhappy. There is a reason for being fat. I am fat and proud! I am ugly and proud! It's up to you

Thirty-one, call me fat Did I eat your rice? Did you drink water? I am fat and proud! I am fat and proud!

32. There are all kinds of food sold on the way after school every day, and then I deliberately turned the topic to food because I knew she was hungry. I am sad to say that I am not hungry after eating too much! She retorted, otherwise you will gain weight! I said: I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud, I am fat and I am not hungry! She was moved by me ~

What do you say when people say you are fat? You'll say I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm proud, do I have big breasts and big ass?

The first part: I am fat, I am proud, the second part: I am short, I am proud, I criticize: people are shameless and invincible, or they will die.

It's thirty-five, and the first day of the new semester is simply not energetic. I want to sleep all day, how unhappy I am, how uncomfortable I am, I want to live too dark, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud!

Funny that Fat 2020_ My obesity is only temporary.

1, am I fat? No, just hold it comfortably. You can't hold it any longer. I won't take it.

If you want to catch the subway without being crowded, just get up early. If you want to eat more and not get fat, just exercise. If you want to do everything well, just work hard. But only if you like me, I'm at a loss.

I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I overslept, but I brought a piece of fat.

4, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

In the dormitory, a chubby girl sat on the bed and played with her mobile phone. I took a casual look and saw a spider climb into her bed. I yelled at her: Wow! ! There are spiders in your bed! There are spiders! ! At this time, the goods got angry and shouted at me: There is only a pig in your bed! ! !

6. Who says I'm fat, and who am I in a hurry with? I'm just a little swollen.

Even if you lose weight and look good, everything will be fine. People who don't love you still don't love you. Even if you are fat and ugly, people who love you will not abandon you.

8. We will still miss the past, miss our carefree childhood, or look forward to the day when we grow up. Groups of immature faces and chubby little hands are piled up in strange shapes by autumn mud dug out of the ground. But at that time, the space has changed. None of you are in my world, and I am the only one left, shouting silently in an empty heart and being childhood friends.

9. Don't look at A Dun's fat and trembling, but his actions are as alert as a leopard against a hunter.

10, holding a fat doll and holding a duck in his hand.

1 1, nine cold months, she turned into countless flying snowflakes and landed in the corner of the world step by step with elegant steps. The eternal pine tree was also moved by its glittering and translucent, covered with layers of silvery white, and the chubby snowman on the ground stared at the sparkling ice flowers on the treetops in disbelief, which was imitated all over the world. What a charming winter it is!

12 Please, don't lose weight and don't leave me! Don't you know, I never thought you were fat, and even prayed that you would never get thinner. The fatter the better! I like the way you look fat, no, it's love, love from the heart! Recently, however, you

13, fat people are generally the hungriest, because there is a word called, the hungriest and heaviest.

14, one white covers all the ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

15, a fat woman said to her husband: What worries me is not my weight, but my height. According to the ratio of weight to height, I should be 2.5 meters.

16, don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you!

17, the university is a hotbed of love, and pulling down the curtain of graduation has become a mourning hall for love.

18, delicious fierce woman, dare to face the obese body and the critical eyes of the masses.

19, I was so happy when I was fat, and I felt that love wandered wider in my body. Later, love left and became unhappy. But now I am finally thin, but I am still so unhappy. Maybe I'm happy, but it really has nothing to do with being fat or thin.

20. Thin people wear everything, while fat people wear nothing.

About funny fat people, talk about 20xx two.

1, originally prepared to thin into a flash of lightning this year, blinding your eyes, but it turned out to be a wall, blocking your sight. . .

2. I have heard the sweetest love story: you live in my heart when you are thin, and you can't get out when you are fat.

People who were kind to me when I was fat will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

4. Who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said the pig's brain is the cleverest. Eat a bag and sleep. You don't have to think about anything. You can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and your brain is also the best maintained.

I like the constitution that I can't get fat no matter how I eat.

6. The night is getting late. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Where did you drop the pillow?

7. Who will call me fat or black after school starts? I will die with this murderer! ! !

8. A male friend said to me: Whether a man loves you or not depends on whether he is willing to spend money for you. What can he talk about loving you? Think about it. That makes sense. Doesn't mean that only millionaires are qualified to spend money on women they like. A man is willing to give you his money to make you feel happy in love and satisfy your wishes within his own ability. This is to love you. Men should spend money on women they like. Only stupid women get fat in the face. Not only does she not need men to spend money for her, but she will even spend money for men. ......

9. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short.

Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much I can gain weight by eating one more.

1 1, child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comment: Your mother, is it rebar?

12, all the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partners.

13, people who can't lose weight are in turmoil, and people who can't gain weight will always have nothing to hide ~

14. What's wrong with being fat? What's wrong with being poor What's wrong with being non-mainstream So you should look up and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

15, who says chubby girls are not good, and there are many benefits. It can't run when the wind blows, and it feels good to hold it.

16, ten or twenty years, when you are old, ugly and fat, I still love you, tfboys.

17, people who are most hungry are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the hungriest is the heaviest.

18, fat people eat it in one bite. Do you think anyone can do it in one step?

19, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't gain weight are fearless.

20, honey, am I fat? Are you full?

About funny fat people, talk about 20xx three.

1, [I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so my life is still incomplete after being fat for a while. ]

2. I heard a girl singing that day: I am a stranger, and I gain three pounds on holidays. QQ funny log sharing with egg pain

3. A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the lazy cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became very fat. The mouse was moved and said, dear, why are you so kind to me? The lazy cat squinted and said with a smile, you will know when you are fatter.

4. I am fat, not rough.

The biology teacher said that being fat is not useless. It can cushion the pressure. You see, fat people will rebound when they fall.

6. I am fat because many things are not detailed in my heart.

7. What is wrong with being fat? Fat people can pinch their faces in warm winter and cool in summer.

8. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and all the way sparks with lightning.

9. A fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.

10, alas, I have gained weight again, and I really want to beat myself to pieces.

1 1, the reason why I am fat is that there are many things in my heart, and I am not thin.

12, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

13, don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you.

Sometimes you have to pretend to smile as if nothing had happened. This is not giving up, but maturing. Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart. You lived in my heart when you were thin, but when you got fat, you got stuck in it and couldn't get out.

15, being fat is not a sin, but God is jealous that you will lose weight too perfectly.

16, the big chest is just a fig leaf for fat people, and the thin legs are just flat-chested figs.

17, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

18, others said they didn't do well in the exam because his goal was full marks. Others say that they feel fat recently, because his ideal weight is 90 Jin. Some people say that his income this month is not high, because he used to earn more than 30 thousand, and some people take pictures to reveal the famous brand logo, because he thinks it is a daily necessities. You stand in hell and look up at the sky, laughing at their greedy and hypocritical posturing, forgetting that you are just a big low ratio that does not make progress.

19 those red marshal Huang Guoguang hung on the tree, hiding behind the leaves, showing cute fat faces and welcoming Miss Qiu with a smile.

20. There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason.

It's funny to say: I look good when I'm fat, but I get it when I'm thin.

1, I look good when I am fat, but I have it when I am thin.

Thanks to my imperfection, I can see who is really good to me.

3. Hard life needs no explanation.

4, the walk, the stay, and will not be forced in the future.

If you want to be irreplaceable, you must always be different.

6. What are you looking at? You can leave if you want, which is an eyesore.

I loved you very much yesterday, but I don't love you today. It depends on my mood tomorrow.

8. What can be lonely? My soul has its own excitement.

9. Son, stop being depressed. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

10, please don't work once and call me ten thousand times.

1 1, I'm not kind, don't push your luck.

12, don't always say leave everything to time, time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

13, if you are hot, I will score one point, and if you are cold, I will retreat one point. If you are neither salty nor light, I may not be infatuated.

14, just be the first me, not the second me.

15, it's not my fault that I can eat, but my mouth is too lonely.

16, for greedy people, it is bold and rude. When you are short of breath, you smoke with your mouth wide open. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

17, what's important to you? This is not my air or my water.

18, from now on, I won't be patient. I will not hesitate to get back what belongs to me and hurt me. I will make them pay one by one.

19, reconciliation is easy, but it is too difficult at first. It's better to go our separate ways than to suspect each other. I will laugh generously and walk generously.

20. Since I got mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.

2 1, the road of life is full of pits, which pit you fell into and climbed out! Continue to prepare to fall into the next pit!

22. I cherish being nice to you, and don't turn against you and ask me again.

23. You never belong to me, let alone lose anything.

24. I am not beautiful enough, but I am clean. I always laugh, but I am seldom happy. I have no tattoo, no lover, no expectation, occasional smoking, tears in the hair dryer, and drunkenness when drinking.

25. I don't like talking, but there is no need to talk and laugh with everyone.

26. I don't know you very well, so let's say something gentle.

27. Throw away things you don't like, people you hate get blacked out, sleep when you are unhappy, delete tired photos, confess when you meet people you like, and eat favorite food when you are hungry. Life is too short for you to hesitate.

28, you let me live in hell, I will destroy your heaven.

29. Remember, people with dreams don't do multiple-choice questions, but only do proof questions.

30. Maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that the tears are spinning and you can smile.

3 1, the person who poured out his heart to you finally lost to a person who paid for you!

32. Maybe you can wait for me at the door after work! I'll take you home!

33. What are you wronged? You're not the only one who won't love.

To make matters worse, if you are a good person for a long time, others will think you are a coward.

35. I am not arrogant, I am not fooling around, I am tired of all dependence.

36. If you mess with me again, I'll beat you into a cloud with Tianma Meteor Boxing.

37. Life is like Super Mary. Before you add mushrooms, a little turtle can kill you.

38. Say what you are unhappy about to make everyone happy.

39. I will slap anyone who tells me that it will last forever. I've heard enough.

40, the reason for being single so far: acquaintances are not easy to start, and strangers are not easy to talk.

4 1, who has never been green and who has never been stupid, otherwise how did you grow up?

42. It's not your fault that your head is stupid, but it's your fault that your head is flooded.

43. I want to be a sun, warm you when I am happy, and burn you to death when I am unhappy.

44. I want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

45. If no one gives me shelter from the wind and rain in the future, I will be my own hero.

You eat and eat. You are not fat. Tell me something funny about being fat. Tell me about it.

1. If having money is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it. I am fat because many things are hard to lose weight.

I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

5. You won't get fat if you eat it. Take a bite, take a bite, and you won't get fat. If you eat your period, you won't get fat. In fact, you are not fat, just a big skeleton.

6. To buy water, the boss said two pieces. I said the suggested retail price is1.a bottle of 5 yuan. The boss said: I don't accept his suggestion!

7. It is said that zombies only eat people with brains, so you are safe.

8. You don't have to fall in love with a beautiful person, but you must fall in love with someone who makes your life beautiful.

9. Russia runs towards the green light and deviates from your direction, but you are calmly drinking a cup of afternoon tea.

10. I finally accepted my ugliness, and I have to accept it again after cutting my hair, alas.

1 1. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

12. When I get up every morning, I don't rely on alarm clocks and dreams, but I have been urinating all night.

13. There are only two things I can't do in my life, neither this nor that.

14. I finally found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?

15. Failure is not terrible, but success is the key.

16. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

17. If you look fat, I'll take you!

18. Fat people, no, rude people. ..

19. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will be fat. If you are fat, you will be unhappy.

20. The fat man is shouting, and the thin man is doing such a thing.

2 1. I looked good when I was fat, but I lost weight.

22. Ugly people like to say what you are looking at.

23. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, and the delivery is too slow.

24. In the workplace, I should, like Conan, have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

25. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and most likely, I am hungry!

26. Children often cough badly, and most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Just give them two meals.

27. menstruation is like a big wolf. When he leaves, he always shouts: I will definitely come back.

28. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

29. Don't reveal your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people sprinkle salt.

30. I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

3 1. Do you think the bell is a good voice in China?

32. Lonely women shake WeChat, while empty men search nearby.

33. I met a lover's signature: I can keep my word, and the person I like has to change every day.

34. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

36. The fortune teller said that I would meet a woman who was important to my life when I was eighty. Her name is Meng Po.

I can use magic to make you forget that you are a pig. I am not a pig. You see, you have forgotten.

Don't try to cheat me, or I'll play along.

39. You are a big beast with a face like a TV set. I wonder if your face looks like a TV socket.

40. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.