There is an interesting little joke.

1, at 3: 00 noon, in the hot sun, the supervisor ordered: chop! Suddenly, the condemned man burst out laughing, and the supervisor asked, Why are you laughing? The condemned man hesitated for a moment and said, The expert is right. Laughing every day can prolong life for 5 seconds!

2. A coach pointed to the goal net and said to the goalkeeper, "Have you seen this net? The price is not cheap. If the ball is broken, it will be deducted from the salary. "

The doctor said to the patient who will have an operation, "This operation is risky. If it fails, it will cause your left side to be paralyzed. " The patient touched his penis with his hand ... Doctor: "What are you doing?" Patient: "I'll move it to the right."

4. A man peeled an orange while walking his dog, but he didn't hold it steady, and one petal fell to the ground. A man behind blamed: this dog is so uncivilized, how can it shit in the street!

A playboy said to a beautiful girl who had dinner with him, "Would you like to have breakfast with me tomorrow?" She replied, "Of course." . Playboy said, "shall I call you or pat you with my hand?"