Fortune-telling satirical story

Fortune-telling, the act of speculating people's fate, is mysterious and mysterious. Nowadays, fake fortune tellers are everywhere in the street, and they get a lot of wealth by fortune telling. However, there are still real fortune tellers among the people. They help people tell fortune, and some of them look at fate, so they can help you calculate a divination. In this issue of folk stories, talk about the strange things of fortune telling.

In fact, I believe in fortune telling, not the so-called fortune telling of charlatans. For example, I believe in the Book of Changes. I think the Book of Changes is like an arithmetic, except that the general arithmetic calculates numbers, while the Book of Changes calculates people's destiny.

Xiao Chen is a colleague of mom's unit. Usually, he is a staunch materialist. He graduated from college at a young age and became the deputy director of his mother's unit. He is very capable. This happened earlier, about 1996. Once my mother's unit organized a trip to Qingcheng Mountain. At the foot of Houshan Mountain, I met a fortune teller. Everyone has nothing to do, so they all ask him for fortune telling. Besides, this fortune teller is very strange. He doesn't charge any fees. My mother also calculated a hexagram for me, which actually worked later. Of course, this is another story, not to mention it for the time being. Let's talk about Xiao Chen. At that time, he thought it was fun to watch everyone calculate. Besides, he doesn't charge, so he has to wait in line.

Unexpectedly, when it was his turn, the fortune teller didn't work it out for him. Xiao Chen felt a little embarrassed, so she was in a hurry to tell her fortune. The fortune teller was entangled in him and said, young man, I'm not giving you the math. You are a mortal. If I forget for you, you can't get out of the destruction, but if I point you out, it will be bad for me. Xiao Chen was so angry that he almost hit the fortune teller, so he had to ask the fortune teller to find out how he died. The fortune teller sighed and said, Young man, you must go to the temple to burn a stick of incense on New Year's Eve this year. Maybe you can avoid this robbery. I can only say that. The trip made Xiao Chen very depressed. Yes, anyone who hears the fortune teller say that he will die will feel uncomfortable.

It was spring at that time, and the Spring Festival was coming. Xiao Chen didn't get sick or feel pain this year, and his work went very smoothly. He may be promoted to factory director after the end of the year, and Xiao Chen's wife will have a child soon. Xiao Chen is in the spring breeze at this time, and her career and family are going well, so Chen Xiao doesn't take the fortune teller's words to heart. Today is New Year's Eve. After having dinner with his family, Xiao Chen went out to play with his friends. Around eleven o'clock, he suddenly remembered the fortune teller's words. At this time, Chen Xiao thought, forget it, I'd better burn incense. I'd rather believe it anyway.

Friends also advised him to go, so Xiao Chen drove to Kiyomizu Temple, a famous temple in our place. When Xiao Chen arrived at Kiyomizu Temple, it was already twelve o'clock. Unfortunately, because today is New Year's Eve, many people come to burn incense. It happened that it rained again today. Kiyomizu Temple is near the hillside and the river. In order to prevent pilgrims from accidents, Kiyomizu Temple closed the temple before twelve o'clock. Xiao Chen rushed to another temple, but he didn't expect the same thing. Xiao Chen was very depressed.

Unexpectedly, the next day, around 7: 00 a.m. on New Year's Day, Xiao Chen received a phone call from her mother-in-law asking her to drive to a nearby county to meet a relative. On the way, Xiao Chen's car had an accident, and Xiao Chen died on the spot, but her pregnant wife was unscathed. When I heard about Xiao Chen, everyone said that if Chen Xiao had listened to the fortune teller, maybe he would have escaped!

Maybe it's just coincidence. After all, there are too many coincidences in the world. However, helping me calculate my mother's life actually came true last year.

Say one more thing. Remember the drowning child in my story? The little boy lives above my house. His name is Wu Yao. What's his name? I forgot. He is a very lovely child. After his accident, his mother chatted with my mother and talked about another thing. She said that when Wu Yao was three years old, she once took Wu Yao to visit relatives and met a flower-viewing girl in the country. In Sichuan, the goddess is called the flower-watching girl. ) This flower-admiring woman is very famous nearby, and happened to know her relatives, who were all visiting that day. As a result, the flower girl said as soon as she saw her that she was doomed not to have children.

At that moment, Wu Yao's mother smiled. I have a son. How can I not have children? No, I think you only have one daughter in your life. Wu Yao's mother didn't take it to heart. I didn't expect Wu Yao to have an accident within two years. The year after Wu Yao went out, she gave birth to a daughter named Wu. Strangely, this new daughter's personality and appearance are exactly the same as Wu Yao's. The most amazing thing is that Wu Yao has a red hemorrhoid on her left hand, right in the middle of her palm, and this little girl has a red hemorrhoid on her left palm. Everyone said that Xiao Wu Yao still wanted to be her child, so she was reincarnated in her home.

Later, in my mother's office, I met this little Hong Ying. Sure enough, she looks exactly like her brother. Her mother told her to call me sister, and Xiaoying wisely called me Sister XX. I was dizzy at that time, because the children in the neighborhood used to call me Sister X, only Xiao Wuyao called me Sister XX, and Xiao Hong Ying actually called me Sister XX.