Selected 85 funny quotations from Fan Wei.

One. I can fool around, too. This is called blessing!

Don't say anything, it's all in the wine.

3. People cheat and say it's a crime.

Guiying, I have been kidnapped. What are their conditions?

5. The quality is still questionable!

6. Why doesn't this man play cards according to the routine?

Seven. I eat carotene and have always been nutritious! Didn't I just see an apple?

Eight. Parents fool their children, which is called education.

9. Group owners fool group members, which is called management.

10. Don't let a three-year-old child. You can be a four-year-old if you can.

1 1. Ignorant, too ignorant, you are old and ignorant! Guess what?

Twelve. You respect me one foot, I respect you one foot, respect other people's personality and set a good example!

Thirteen. They are all martial arts practitioners. I practice tiger movements. It doesn't matter who hurts who, do you think?

14. What kind of thing will break the horse and fly to the ground as soon as you enter the room?

15. Marriage is a person's second reincarnation. I didn't vote for your uncle!

Sixteen years old. Come on, big brother, let me read your palm!

17. The country is fooling the country. This is called diplomacy.

18. It is difficult for rich people to have no money!

Master Guan, continue to bless me. Enough, enough fun.

Twenty. Money is a bastard. If not, do it again!

2 1. China Wushu is profound and has a long history?

People say that a friend's wife can't be bullied. Brother, you are a friend's wife. You are welcome! Ouch.

23. Fan: "The monkey riding on the tree and the monkey under the tree are two monkeys and eight monkeys!

24. Why is the gap between people so big?

Twenty-five You ignored me, too I am a dog.

Twenty-six. Suddenly the sea is vast, and when you look back, you will find the shore.

Twenty-seven I don't talk to him about ordinary people.

Twenty-eight It's called flirting for men to fool women.

29. I think what the elder sister said is still reasonable.

30. You respect me one foot, I respect you one foot, respect the personality of others, and set a good example.

3 1. See your brain type? Like a shovel, how dare you go to Lilac's house every day?

32. If you want to live a decent life, you are not afraid to wear some green stripes on your back: Teenage Ninja Turtles.

33. Ignorance, too ignorant, you are old and ignorant, you know!

34. Leaders fool leaders and call it a transaction.

Thirty-five Why did you run? You left the dog on the ground!

36. This child is so considerate. Get a donkey at once. How can this child do such a small business? I want to do great things!

37. In terms of success or failure, life is heroic, big, big, start all over again, again?

Thirty-eight Congratulations, you got it right, and so did the pig!

39. This is a discussion between patients about their illness. What are you meddling in?

40. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

Forty-one What is IQ? Bring it to me!

Forty-two People fool leaders and make trouble.

Forty-three I will kill you.

44. We, we are heroes and love heroes.

Forty-five Happiness is: I am hungry, and when I see someone holding a meat bun in his hand, he is happier than me; I was cold, and he was happier than me when I saw someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket. I want to go to the toilet. It's just a pit. You are happier than me when you squat there.

46. This one has internal injuries. Move it to a stronger place.

47. This person stands at a different height, but looks at the problem from a different angle!

Forty-eight Is your father big or the city big?

Forty-nine Big brother! I won't say anything, fate!

Fifty. IC\IP\IQ card, tell me all the passwords.

5 1. Rush out of Shanhaiguan and head for America! Don't you know? Paris, Paris is the capital of the United States!

Fifty-two The leaders fooled the people and called for it.

53. I don't tell ordinary people.

54. If you don't get the favor of lesbians, you will get hurt.

Fifty-five. It is called temptation for a woman to fool a man.

Fifty-six. Horizontal approval is: self-taught!

57. Wait, wait, wait. I, I want to rob a woman.

Fifty-eight Last meal, and finally accompanied by gastroptosis?

59. Just, just do you think it's interesting?

60. medicine cabinet:? Act first, then act. ?

Sixty one. Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

Sixty two. As cohabiting couples, the gap is so big!

Sixty three. You look very good. You look like a pile of shit sitting there.

Sixty four. So, so, do you know what this is? Just, just, do you think this is interesting?

Sixty five. The ginseng mentioned last time, without it, is just a little orange peel. Chinese medicine can put it on you in the future!

66. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light that every grain is hard; Climbing up a flight of stairs, I looked up and found it was moonlight.

Sixty seven. Oh, my God, earth, which angel sister gave me this tone!

Sixty eight. (To Chili) Bitch old lady! Broken horse Zhang Fei's?

69. It is unscientific to look at a woman all her life, and it is easy to see the disease.

Seventy. Stand like a pine tree and sit like a clock. Just ... Just ... Sit down. Sitting on the clock?

Seventy-one. This, this mobile phone, the Internet, Mao, Mao.

Seventy-two Dude, I really smoked!

It is unscientific to look at a woman all her life.

Seventy-four The people fooled the people and challenged the business.

Seventy-five Woman! Why do you always hurt me?

Seventy-six Alas, it's just. As far as you are concerned, there is. Is it interesting?

Seventy-seven Turn around and sell for a year. This is fate! I learned it from a pit, thank you! Horizontal approval is: self-taught!

Seventy-eight Brother, fight if you want!

Seventy-nine Anyway, I am also a person with glasses. What should I do?

80. Why don't you obey the rules?

Eighty-one * * Fool the people and call it a policy.

Eighty-two Children fool their parents, which is called cheating.

Eighty-three Group members fool the group owner, which is called treason.

Eighty-four. The pig hit the tree. You hit a pig! Rear-end collision, isn't it

Eighty-five Why? Me? Am I? Kaiyuan city dimension? Victoria Entertainment? Bodyguard of the general manager of the plaza!