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Folklore-Yang (I)

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Legend has it that there is a village called Taiqing Village. There have been heroes since ancient times. When the country is in trouble, the men in the village go to the battlefield to kill the enemy. This village is full of heroes who would rather die than surrender. Generation after generation, most of the men in the village have big breasts and thick waists. In this village, there is a man named Yang Yun, who is also a strong man. He went to the battlefield four times and came back covered in blood. He is a fierce man. But he can't give birth to a child anyway, let alone a boy, who has never even seen a girl's toes. Finally, I asked the village chief to help me find a boy to adopt, but the village chief was helpless. Most of the residents in the village are single-handedly. Even if they have two brothers, they are old, so it's hard to say on the facade. Finally, the village head found a child from other places and married a woman outside.

That is to say, the child's biological mother died during childbirth, but the biological father actually died later, and his uncle and uncle who adopted him also died strangely. Therefore, it is considered by her husband's family to be an evil treasure. The child was only five months old, so she turned five times and finally returned to her husband's house. The husband's family called a fortune teller to tell fortune. The fortune teller said that the child was extremely cloudy and had to be sent to a place where the yang was just right. It happened that his maiden was a group of fierce Han Chinese, a serious place full of sunshine. It happened that Yang Yun wanted a son, and he was sent back to his mother's house. It happened that he was the ninth baby of that generation, so he was called Yang Jiu. When he grows up, everyone calls him Yang. It was cute when I first brought it here, with a fleshy face and long black eyelashes. But when he grew up, he was disabled, his eyelashes became shorter, his baby fat disappeared, his eyes and face became narrower, and his body was still thin. Not only that, but also learned refugees.

This child is really strange. In those days, Yang Yun fed him a lot of delicious food, but whether he was strong or not. Even having someone bring him precious sheep cakes and cow cakes to eat has no effect. As soon as I ate it, my stomach ached for a while and I took everything out with a bang. No matter what good things Yang Yun fed it, it just grew strong or not, and then it was gone. Teenagers have no appetite for anything, and when they eat too much, they pull. That's why I'm so thin.

1900, when the country was in trouble, Yang Yun took out his sharp broadsword and took a group of heroes from the village to the country. However, physical swords and guns are no match for foreigners' cannons and guns. The twelve warriors in the village only have one broken leg, Yang Mu. When the disabled Mu came back with an ox cart and a cart full of broadswords, the whole village kept crying. This is the most serious death since the village was built. The villagers dug a pit half a foot long, half a foot wide and half a foot deep in the wasteland at the end of the village, and buried all the knives, used relics and food at home. Then erect a stone tablet, named the Monument to the Strong Men, with the names of the Twelve Warriors engraved on it. The monument is three feet long and two feet high, and there is still a lot of room to carve twelve names. The villagers agreed that if any hero in the village died defending the country, his name would be engraved on it. However, since the sacrifice of the twelve strong men, Taiqing Village has basically become a widow's village, with only nine boys, the oldest of whom is less than sixteen years old and the youngest is Yang, eleven years old. He is the thinnest and smallest of the nine dolls. Although he is very young, he is the cleverest and the most naughty of the nine children.

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? Yang Er is the strongest of the nine babies, with fists like meat buns. One day, Yang suddenly wanted to play a trick. First, he stole Yang Er's wooden toy-carved tiger's head during his nap in Yang Er, and then put it on a pig cesspit covered with thatch. Yang also deliberately sprinkled loess and disguised it as a loess road surface. When Yang Er woke up, he was very worried. He told Yang Er that he had left his toy there. Sure enough, Yang Er went to get the wooden toy back and threw the pig into the cesspit. Now, Yang Er is covered in pig manure, and he is smelling it unscrupulously in the wind. All the boys ran to laugh at Yang Er, while the girls ran away, covering their mouths and noses. Yang smiled and ran to tell his mother. Yang Er's mother came back from the field with a black face and took Yang Er to the old well in the village to wash. The boy followed the play at a distance. Yang Er his niang of, unceremoniously stripped his clothes, buckets of water from the well spilled on Yang Er, occasionally grab a handful of sand to wipe him. In a short time, Yang Er was covered with erythema. Friends around me are tired of laughing, and it's almost time. They all go home to their mothers. Only Yang is hiding behind the old camphor tree and watching it, but he is very depressed. He wanted to see Yang Er in a panic, but since Yang Er was dragged here by his mother, Yang Er never looked up and he didn't explain anything to her. He just clutched his wooden tiger toy tightly with both hands. When his mother finished washing clothes, he dressed him in a wide suit. Eva, the elder Yang Er, is crying. Her tears have wetted the clothes she just put on. Yang Er's mother's eyes were red, too. He held out his hand and silently hugged Yang Er, who was crying into tears. Yang Er finally said, Mom, I almost lost the only thing my father left me. Yang Er's mother gently touched his head and said, Good boy, mom knows, I don't blame you. When Yang heard this, he suddenly remembered Yang San's big mouth. He overheard Mu, a disabled person, say to the village head: Erwazi's father is miserable! He was caught, burned with torches from beginning to end, and finally burned alive. At this time, Yang suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart. He felt his chest jammed, so he slipped home.

? Yang also encouraged Yang Wuhe to steal melons from the village next door, and Yang also tried to get them to steal them. Yang Da's hands are long and feet are quick, and Yang Wu's clothes are bigger, so is his own strength. Liu Yang is the thickest and most powerful. Yang harassed melon farmers who grow melons. When the melon keeper was impatient with Yang, he quickly picked two melons. When the melon keeper couldn't catch Yang Shi, he came back immediately. As soon as he ran into Yang Da to steal melons, Yang Da quickly ran to the small slope behind. At that time, Yang Wu appeared. Yang Dashun continued to run behind the small slope, while Yang Er put two clods in his clothes and ran from the slope to the other side. However, when I saw a young man with clothes in his pocket, I definitely thought the melon was in his hand, so I went after it. When Yang Wu was close to catching up with him, Yang Wu threw away the clod, and the melon farmers would think it was fake and very helpless. Because the plan was put forward by Yang, the three of them gave him a watermelon and the other three ate it together. Yang told them never to steal again. But the melons grew up little by little, and the three of them were insatiable, so they did it again. Unexpectedly, I was robbed this time. Guanong and the villagers happen to be farming in the field. They know these children. In the evening, the melon farmers went to their village to find fault. As a result, the melon finally lost, and the three of them were beaten, still using bamboo sticks with thick thumbs.

? To sum up, Yang is not only thin, but also looks obscene, and various patterns emerge one after another. Later, he also learned to play hooligans. For example, he would pull girls' clothes while playing games, or sing some yellow songs to tease girls. There must be girls chasing him at this time. His physical strength is not very good. Every time he is tired from running, he will lie on the ground and be caught by a girl. He enjoys it and will take the opportunity to touch the girl's hand. Everyone said that he was hopeless and became a hooligan. When this word reached Yang Yun's male wife, she was so angry that she didn't resist. Originally, I was not in good health because I missed my late husband too much and was overworked. Most of her soul has disappeared, but now she is almost fainted with anger. Later, she also hit Yang several times, but the more she hit, the less she changed. Later, she fell ill completely and couldn't control him. Of course, Yang is not bad, just like that silly aunt who is going to have a baby, and he is the first person to know and report it, although he is about to peek at her taking a bath.

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? Yang Yi's wife left a few years after Yang Yi's death. Yang was completely alone and wandered around the village every day. Steal something to eat when you are hungry, and grab something to eat in the mountains when you are in high spirits. Although Yang's body is not strong, his mind is smart. He usually works in some traps, but he can also catch some sundries in the mountains and fish in the water. In my spare time, I visit girls in this village and that village. Time came 19 15 years, and Yang was 26 years old. His eyes are smaller, and the distance between the upper eyelid and the lower eyelid is one finger. The nose is sharper, the hair on both ends of the upper lip is more, and a moustache has grown. At that time, he was already a famous hooligan. Lazy, wandering around, watching young women. Just stare at the boss.

That summer afternoon, he was making a rabbit trap on the hillside. An old man and a young girl passed the path under the hillside. Five mountain thieves with knives jumped out of the bushes by the road. Bright blade, a knife down, the old man's body immediately split in two and was thrown into the bushes. The girl was tied up directly, and the bandit leader tore off a piece of cloth from himself and stuffed it into the girl's mouth to stop her screaming. Yang stood on the hillside and saw clearly. Behind them, a group of people went to the ruined temple in the north. Yang concluded that they must have spent the night in a ruined temple. Therefore, he is not in a hurry to save people. He went back to the village first and told the villagers about it. At that time, the children of Yang's peers in the village had grown up and were as big as cows. Hearing this, everyone is gearing up to save people, but there are guys and too many people on the other side, and a hard fight will definitely hurt them. The old lady in the village doesn't want these young people to have an accident and doesn't agree with them to save lives. Finally, Yang came up with a clever plan and explained it to the villagers here. Hearing this, Yang Si looked embarrassed, but life is a matter of life. Yang Si's old mother nodded firmly and agreed. He couldn't say anything more. Later, Yang went to borrow the clothes of the village chief, which was the most beautiful gown of the village chief. Then, he took two strong men, Yang Da, Yang Er, Yang Si and Liu Si, and asked Yang Si to pull his cattle and carry a bag of rice. They first buried the old man in the bushes along the road.

Wait until dark, then go to the temple. A group of them went to the ruined temple and saw that there was a fire in the ruined temple and people were there. As soon as the thief inside heard the noise, he quickly picked up the guy and stood up. A group of people in the temple, a group of people in front of the temple, two waves of people with guys, mountain thief leader standing in the front frowned, holding a broadsword, a fierce face. Yang said with a smile apologetically at this moment that they had come to pick up the woman bought by Master Wang. I didn't receive this from anyone, only to find that it was taken away by the heroes. Now I'm here to redeem someone. Seeing that Yang was followed by four strong men, knowing that they were not easy to provoke, the bandit leader raised his eyebrows and asked cautiously, How to redeem them? Yang turned his head and pointed to the holding cow and a bag of rice on it. The bandit leader's brow wrinkled even more. He mused: cattle and rice are the most precious things in this war, natural disaster and man-made disaster, and this business is worthwhile. Besides, this bitch brought home an extra mouth to eat, and it won't be long before she was played. It's not as good as cow rice! Then, the robber leader nodded and agreed. He motioned for one of his hands to go down to the temple and bring the girl out. Yang also made an expression of eyes, with a snort of cold. His eyes were full of displeasure. The other three people patted him on the shoulder, and he reluctantly handed the cow rope to Yang. The bandit leader caught the tied woman and looked Yang in the eye. He reached out for the cow rope with one hand and slowly pushed the woman forward with the other. The wind is very cold, and animals cry at night. Everyone present couldn't help holding that guy in their hands. Go hand in hand with Niu Yi, finally is narrowly missed. Yang hurriedly left with all the people.

Early the next morning, a group of thieves took the cow to the north. When they came to a hillside, suddenly "whew", a thumb-sized stone hit the cow's lower body. The strong cow immediately grunted and shouted, and his eyes were red. He ran into the front two mountain thieves with all his strength, and the left and right corners directly penetrated the back of the front two. Before the two people next to him came to their senses, the cow pulled out its horn and crashed into one of them. The man was knocked down heavily and fainted. Behind him, the bandit leader and other bandits quickly raised their knives to cut cattle. The ox was stabbed several times, bleeding profusely and even more jealous. When he turned around, he knocked down the robber again. As soon as the bandit leader saw it, he immediately threw the knife and ran. He ran as fast as he could, so did the cow, and finally fell to the ground. The cow came and knocked him unconscious, and rolled on the ground several times, aching all over. The cow wants another corner. At this moment, with a thud, Yang Si appeared holding a mass of grass. When the cow saw its owner coming, it immediately calmed down and ran to eat grass in front of Yang Si. Yang Si saw the blade on the cow's back, and gave a whistle reluctantly in distress. See Yang, Yang, Yang, Yang and Yang from a distance. They tied the bandit leader and two fainted bandits with ropes. The two desperate men who had lost too much blood dug a hole and buried it. When a group of them returned to the village, the people in the village were surprised. The scalpers in the Yang family were usually very good and quiet. Why are they still so brave now? It turned out that Yang was always tired of this cow, so he was very dissatisfied. So, he made a powerful hook. Every time Yang Si goes to the toilet, he shoots a bullet under the cow. At first, the cow just Cleisthenes in pain. But it's really Yang Le who is in it, which makes the scalper behind him jealous and crazy every time. If someone passes by this cow, it will chase after it. Only when Yang Si comes back, it will calm down a little. Yang Si saw that he was jealous, so he quickly fed him some good fodder to comfort him. Later, Yang was found and gave him a good beating, so he stopped bothering the cow. This clever memory is based on this scalper, and people who don't know can't help but admire this bastard's cheap tricks. Early the next morning, Yang took the girl and the three tied bandits to the county seat, sent the three bandits to the police station and went back to the village himself.

to be continued ...

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