Interesting things in May.

The most important thing about music (reposting)

1. The staff who enter the site on the same day will send a note, such as no flashing lights at the site. The title of this paper is "the most important little thing"

2. Shortly after the opening, five people were obviously infected by the enthusiasm and heat of the scene and began to sweat crazily. At this time, everyone began to shout together tacitly; Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! The animal stone who loves to undress does not hesitate to conform to public opinion, and the lead singer's adult also generously undresses after hesitating for a moment.

Sweet roses will never be spared, but stable boy's shoes are fine, and it makes no difference whether he can take off his pony armor or not. I don't know why Rose Tong's shoes were pulled ~ ~ At this time, the other four began to go up and hold down the strong peeling ~ ~ ~ but ~ ~ failed ~ ~

3. The face of the lead singer's adult is somehow black and blue ~ On the left cheekbone, it looks so pitiful ~ ~ Since no one wants to kill such a small steamed stuffed bun face, it is estimated that someone wandered around and bumped into the toilet door. ...

4. After singing a paragraph, everyone began to shout together tacitly during the break; Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! And this time, I also named names ~ ~ The most outrageous thing is that A Xin only has one dress, and he can still hear the firm "A Xin takes off ~ A Xin takes off ~" ...

At this time, Wang Han asked: Your fans are so straightforward ~

A Xin whispered: They are always salty and wet ~

Du Haitao has always stressed that his favorite song is fetal sound, so everyone pointed the microphone neatly at his stomach ~ Moreover, this action became an entertainment activity of the whole audience. When everyone was resting, they began to listen to fetal sounds with microphones ~ The funniest two times: the first time was a monster. During the intermission, he put his fist in his clothes to simulate the heartbeat, and as a result, a large area of small waists leaked out ~ nosebleeds soared ~ ~ screamed ~ ~ Ms. A Xin was absent-minded and didn't see it, so she asked the head of the delegation what everyone was calling, and the head of the delegation lifted up again ~ ~ and the nosebleeds ran away ~ ~

PS: The trousers of the beast are really low, and the so-called hip bone can be seen anatomically ~ ~ for the second time ... it is still a monster. Sitting on the sofa, waiting for the interview to start, the stone pointed the microphone at Martha's stomach, and the beast was nearby, with a fierce heartbeat. Ma Tongxue also cooperated with it to make a seizure ~ ~ Then the beast made a very real "poof ~ ~". Everyone must understand what this is.

In the live competition, everyone takes turns to sing a loving sentence among their songs. A Xin sang the first line of a chorus for a thousand centuries. Everyone is puzzled and asks: Where is the word love? He said: Yes, I sang "Ah ~ ~ Love ~ ~ I want to accompany you ~ ~", sweating and cold all over.

The funniest thing is Guan You. Even if he lost, he actually brought a cheat sheet ~ ~ and he didn't remember the lyrics with it ~ ~

The selected fans were very happy and gave him the small copy ~ ~ He sat in front of me and I saw a lovely cartoon with roses and drums on it ~ Probably written by the lead singer ~ ~

7. A Xin's words are sharp: Du Haitao started the audience to say that he was a cricket ~ Wang Han said: He hypnotized everyone ~

A Xin said: He not only hypnotized everyone ~ but also gouged out everyone's eyes ~

8. There is a segment of a Chinese Odyssey, which is the only segment. Guan You is actually singing along ~ I don't know why, at present, the two seem to be integrated ~ ~

9. Let's recall the old song played by Kangxi. Stone said, then I'll sing "One day in a certain month", and everyone applauded ~ ~ At this time, MASA suddenly woke up and said: MS is called "Just like your tenderness", and she laughed at the scene ~ ~ ~.

10. Everyone knows the diversity of Taiwan Province Province. In the old songs, the shouts of "one game, one dream" and "the movie is over" come one after another ~ ~ The beast and the letter sing very well-remember the past when the beast forgot the words after singing the first two sentences in Kangxi? This time, I was trapped in the old place. Even the vague places and expressions of inquiry are exactly the same as those of a year ago ~ ~ ~ strange ~ ~

1 1. Tucao link, Wang Han said that I heard that you love to expose each other's shortcomings ~

Five people say together, no, we are a very United group ~ good wave.

Wang Han said, one? Why do you still wave when you say "We are a united group ~"?

Five suddenly smiled treacherously ~

12. It's still a tucao link. When the wave incident was exposed, everyone took an oath of "we are United" very seriously. At this time, the lead singer said, let's look at the whole body ~

So we saw five people's feet draw a fork on the ground together ~ ~

13. The program is recorded in segments, and the host will say a cohesive sentence at the end of each segment, but it doesn't mean that the next segment is really like this.

Wang Han said: OK, Mayday will continue to bring good songs. What song is it?

14. The children came on stage and the rehearsal was very lively. I don't know why, they didn't say a word during the official recording ~ they looked scared. Subjectively, I won't be scared by the five animals on the stage, oh no, raptor ~ ~ ~

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16. The punishment is to eat lemons ~ The beast will glow after seeing it ~ The suspected program group will take care of it with water. ...

As a result, I didn't expect others to be super acid-resistant, bite by bite, that's called Huan ~ and the only one who was really punished, everyone thought we should know who it was ~ Rose cried ~ ~ It was really tears! ! It just happens that the question is "who is the most disloyal", and everyone collectively refers to him. So at this time, the beast rushed up to embrace the rose and said affectionately, don't take it seriously ~

18。 When talking about the good relationship between the beast and the stone, the two embraced each other, and then the beast immediately said, then I also want to see Massa and Guan You embrace each other ~ So they hugged each other reluctantly ~ Then Massa immediately said, then I also want to see Guan You and hug each other ~ So, immediately said, then I also want to see XX and XX embrace each other ~ The reason why XX is because someone is too scary,

19. You have to sit in a row of test lights to start the interview. At this time, the beast stood up with a serious face ~ and sat down as if nothing had happened ~ and then the other four began to enjoy the game of you sitting and me standing. Wang Han couldn't stand it anymore and said, okay, okay ~ be quiet ~

I suspect what he is actually trying to say is, okay, okay ~ calm down ~

20. In the old songs, the other four were booed to sing Kangxi's songs, except Tian Tian and his shoes, who started singing and kissed each other. At this time, the head said, I won't sing my song for him ~

2 1. It's the leader's turn to sing. Now let's sing another kiss ~ ~ Khan ~ Why ~

As a result, the adults said, this is my favorite song when I was a child ~ how did I know about kissing when I was a child ~ ~

Unfortunately, pretending to be pure is not successful, because everyone is saying: cut ~ ~

22. Wang Han said in the program that female directors's signature was "Ready to join Mayday ~".

In the last two songs, female directors gave up his job and began to go crazy with other staff ~ ~ ~ Du Haitao simply sat under the stage ~ ~ The scene was called a warm ~ ~

24. During the break, A Xin sat on the speaker cutely. Everyone called A Xin A Xin ~ ~

As a result, he sang: Love after death ~ ~ ~ ~

The head of the regiment pointed to him and said that he was not in our regiment ~ ~

25. In the tucao session, everyone is discussing who is the most disloyal person in the VCR. A Xin said with a calm face: I know that when I say this name, our friendship will end here, but I still have to say it. This man is Massa. -Really? Obviously not. The audience laughed. Martha was cheated and was a little surprised to hear her name.

Q&A on May Day Patty Hou Program (Entertainment @ Asia) (reposted)

He didn't come today, so why don't you all give him a ride?

Four: No, no.

H: ok. First question, who will be the most late?

Strange: people who didn't come were not late. It was planned that he would have arrived early if he didn't come.

Yeah, yeah, who's that?

Strange: Guan You, who used to be always late, has changed a lot now, including bB.

Martha: It's true. He has really changed a lot.

H: Has his personality changed?

Massa; Yes, it's really much warmer.

Strange: and it has become much more positive. People have become active, but there is nothing to talk about.

(Four laughs)

Crown: My wife helped me make up a lot.

Four: Yes, yes, yes, Yin is used to tonify Yang.

H: ah. .......

Hou: OK, next, who will abandon everything for love?

Martha: I think it's a stone. With love and family, stone can really abandon everything.

Si Tong: But I think it is a monster, because I think it is sometimes irrational to abandon everything for love.

Weird: You mean I'm irrational?

Stone: Actually, the monster is a very logical person on the surface, but when it comes to love.

(4: He HOHO)

Hou: That monster, what do you think is the most incredible thing you have done to a girl?

Si Tong: He doesn't even watch videos.

(blaming the stone)

Massa: Really, really, monsters used to hide at home and watch secretly. But if you have a girlfriend, you will go to the movies.

Hou: When you have love, will you open your heart?

Fourth: We have been very open.

H: Will it conflict with your career?

No, actually, you are an artist, you know.

Yes, I know. Let's move on to the next question. Every time I talk about me, I want to say the next question.

Hou: If you could only live on a desert island with one person, who would you choose?

Guan You: Stone. I can cook with beer.

Stranger: Where did you get the beer on the desert island?

(Laughter)

Massa: I chose Guan You because he really wants to go home. He will try many ways to get home as soon as possible.

Si Tong: A Xin, because A Xin takes his computer with him everywhere.

The other three: Oh, yes, if you have a computer and the Internet, you can ask for help.

Hou: Who does the monster choose?

Strange: it's so superficial that you choose stones to eat.

H: Then your class.

Strange: Stone, because Stone is my drinking buddy, so we can drink together.

(It's quiet, crows fly by)

Strange: superficial. Hey hey.

Ok, one more question, who is the best for fans?

H: It's hard to choose. Is it bad for fans that you are so slow to heat up?

(Monster crowned Massa, stone crowned Massa)

H: Martha is the most. Really?

Martha: They're being sarcastic.

Monster: Actually, there are two standards for us to speak, one is truth and the other is irony.

H: So you two are being sarcastic. Where's mASA?

Monster: Sometimes, if fans wait all night, mASA sounds a bit like that.

Massa: That's not too bad, but I really care. I hope they can go back.

Strange: Your breath is not very good.

(Martha, take a look at the white monster)

Monster: He is a little fierce because he is kind to fans from the heart.

H: Well, actually, seeing that fans are so kind to you, you must care about them and want them to go back early. It's really not easy to be fierce when others are average-looking.

Martha: Do you owe me or something?

H: I didn't. I didn't. Then the other two are telling the truth. Guan you is really good.

Si Tong: I sometimes tell my fans that I want to eat the Hong Kong one.

H: impossible.

Monster: He really will. Bring it back and leave a phone number. At a concert, he parked his car outside and sent a message saying, I'm Guan You. If my car is in your way, please call me. This is the phone number.

Others: Pig head, you are such an idiot.

Hou: Guan You, you ......

Monster: As a result, the concert ended and more than N people knew his phone number. When he got the call, he said, strange, how did he know my phone number?

Teenagers are beautiful because of ambition.

Love is invincible because of imagination.

Because of Mayday, the world lost its gravity.

Kangxi is coming "-Mayday

Guan: Have you ever been dumped?

Guan You: Yes.

Kang Yong: What happens after being dumped? Will you cry?

S: Will she cry and pester her and say, Please, don't break up with me, I still love you or something?

A Xin: He would take out the spare tire and change it in tears. Oooo ...)

S: So everything really got better after the name change?

Monster: He got gastroenteritis a few days ago. He is much better. ...

(That means the monster took off his pants ...)

A Xin: Just because I saw everyone hunched like that doesn't mean I can't step down, so I decided to pull the monster's pants on the spot. (Well ... why not himself)

(Guan you sees pornographic pictures)

A Xin: Once we were recording, and the computer was behind us.

Guan you quickly explained: it was sent by someone else! !

A Xin: That's all right. The point is that when we went to see him, he was in a hurry and couldn't find the window closure.

Guan you: ...

A Xin: It's strange that fans will touch Martha when they see her!

Kang Yong: Because he looks cute, like a fairy tale.

Monster: Is there such a fairy tale? Children will cry when they see it.

Music chronicle

(Introduction: The stage design of Shanghai concert will have a long extended stage ...)

Guan You: So we will have a long runway on this stage for …

A Xin interrupted: Every plane has taken off.

Peach protein

Martha: I think he is actually not bad. He took his feelings seriously, but not for long.

Guan You sighed helplessly.

Martha quickly added: no, no, I played it a while ago. Because, because of you, Guan You is anxious to get married …

Guan You was speechless and turned to look at him.

Martha panicked: I'm in no hurry to get married. No, it's not. ...

Monsters and Stones: It's getting dark. ...

"Total Entertainment"-Acting honestly

Renfu: I found that A Xin didn't take many photos when he was a child, and he didn't like taking photos when he was a child.

A Xin: Yes, so when I grow up, I will report it to the whole world.

"Full Entertainment"-The League members broke the news

(A Xin is boring)

Monster: When playing mahjong in the New Year, he will steal two and hide them. Then after playing for a while, he found that there were two missing, so he put aside his words. Yes, in fact, I can play like this! ! ! !

Si Tong: Blind. ...

Complete Entertainment —— A New Book Recommended by A Xin

Renfu: Some time ago, a reporter asked, are you fighting for China Group or something ... What's your answer?

A Xin: It's simple. Which group has Tian Zi as the celestial group? (Well, it's true! )

Entertainment is 100%-Mayday Singing Competition

Before the game, Guan You always said that he was here for entertainment. )

Big S: Teacher, what do you think of Guan You's singing?

Judge A Xin: The most important thing for a person is not to underestimate himself. When Guan You thought he was here for entertainment today, you were wrong. ...

Big S: What do you mean?

Guan you is looking forward to it ...

Judge A Xin: Because you have no entertainment today.

(grading stage)

Guan You: What about my courage to attend today?

Big S: Courage is a plus.

Judge A Xin: Courage is for those who haven't watched yet. ...

(grading stage)

Judge Shi: Guan You, I know you are a drummer in a band. Is it?

Guan You: Well, do you doubt it?

Judge Si Tong: So you usually play drums. Practice playing drums well ...

Guan You: I, did I play the drums today?

Judge Shi: No, no, I'll never sing again.

Martha sincerely commented on her rival Guan You: Among the drummers I know, only a few can sing. But a few of them sang very well.

Big S: Right.

Martha: Yes, but he (Guan You) happens not to be among those people.

(In the end, the elves won)

Genie: Thank you, Senior Brother. I'll clean up the company when I get back.

Big S: The two judges gave him the reason for winning the prize. ...

Si Tong: Needless to say! ! !

A Xin: Because she really keeps the company clean.

Big S: But I have a question. Actually, I think her singing is quite good. Why didn't your company make a movie for her?

A Xin: Because if she makes a movie, who will spoil the company's fun?

100% Entertainment-Mayday Fan Club

Big S: What about you, Martha? Do you take the initiative to attack the girl you like? )

Martha: I won't. Everyone misunderstood me. in fact ...

A Xin: No, he can't.

Monster: He just cast a net to catch fish.

Martha: I'd better be so good. ...

Martha drew a topic: Name the most blind band in China?

Guan You: Why not (Guan You's previous band)

Guan You: He might as well offend me if he offends others.

A Xin: If you want to talk about it, you must offend people.

Martha: We must offend people, but we can't offend people ... (thinkING ing)

Monster: Oh, I saw a super blind one.

Martha and the monster: ah, yes, all directions, because they are blind.

Thanks to your efforts ...

Guan you likes to wear colorful clothes and often mix and match them. Once, Martha saw him and blurted out, "You think you are a traffic light!" " "

Martha hates socializing for only one reason-she doesn't drink enough (ranking first on May Day). How shallow is it? Martha always giggled at the beer advertisement last May Day (hehehehehe ... = _ =! ), fell asleep after work.

(One day) A Xin saw the supreme Shunji Iwai in his mind, so he took a group photo regardless of other people's eyes. Shunji Iwai: "The posture with shoulders is out of date, isn't it?"? I can hug you, it doesn't matter. " A Xin: "No, no, hugging will mess up the sideburns!" " "

Q: How did you feel when recording The Time Machine? )

Stone: The smoothest recording should be called Perseverance of the Stars! Although we can't be together often when recording this song, there will still be a feeling of empathy through this song. At this time, lonely A Xin couldn't listen any longer. He immediately pointed to the stone and shouted unconvinced, you must have forgotten that you went to the hospital to record guitar with the monster. You must have forgotten! Then, five people fell into a noisy group. (Married or unmarried men have poor memories ...)

Will there be a quarrel between May Day? )

"Our only dispute is probably' what to eat today'!" A Xin, the monster, the stone, Martha and the proverb all said so in unison.

Comment on A Xin ...)

Monsters: spammers, scum, gluttons. I tell you, A Xin is the most handsome man. He is not fat. He doesn't like to eat.

Rumor: everyone thinks he is hairy. He is super hairy.

(Comment on Guan You ...)

A Xin: He often forgets the East and the West. Theoretically, this kind of person is called a pig head. The drummer in the rock band is going to tell fortune and change his name. It's really not rock.

(One visit)

Reporter: Do you really get angry when you joke? For example, last time I made you (that monster) wear a "I'm a pervert" T-shirt?

A Xin: He's such a pervert. This is no joke.

Monster: Yes, I am a pervert. But I was framed that day.

(A Xin introduces himself): My name is A Xin. I am 18 years old, 102 months old.

Reporter: Is it true that the variety show on the monster is entirely a small S?

Monster: Let's go through the program. Will not cheat (that is voluntary, otherwise who will die today? )

A Xin: Neither. He applied the same day.

Before the concert, "April Day" came up with an idea to let Yan Yan consider wearing a thong to show off the Thai drum, but it was dropped because there was no Yan Yan.

Guan You looked disapproving: "It's very tiring to practice music, how can you have time to practice your ass!" "

At the concert in Beijing, the host asked everyone to guess who can cook best in Xiao Wu, and the fans tacitly replied: "Monster!" " "Originally, the elder brother of the beast's good face is so bright. The monster smiled and revealed the answer: "In fact, A Xin is the most practical cook. For example, when he sees apples and eggs, he thinks of apple pie. "Ha ha.

A Xin: "Brother Qi, I admire your spirit of not giving up music in difficult times. Please listen to my heartfelt worship! "

Richie Jen: "Well, since I am so happy, I will send you eight more words:' Be gentle, don't break the string!'" " "

A Xin: Guan You met many American musicians when he was studying drums in Los Angeles, so he was very popular in the music industry in Los Angeles, so many people came to see him that day.

Monster: After reading it, they don't even admit that they are his friends! (Woo ... poor Guan You)

There are dormitories in Hekou Lake Recording Studio, one in A Xin, one in Monster Stone, and one in Guan You and Martha. The monsters happily ran to Martha's room, opened Guan Yu's quilt and asked, "Is there a girl hiding inside?"

Guan You: "Don't worry."

Monster: "That means there is."

When recording the monster song "Let me take care of you".

Ming called Taipei for advice: "3 1 inch ..." (referring to drum skin). Then secretly look around, low voice "that? Editing ... "(Guan You's favorite electric clamp, but I think his hair is always a little curly ... = _ =! )

Guan Yu's drum skin elasticity was broken, and the drum stick was broken because of excessive force.

During the break, Martha used the broken Guan You drum to make use of the topic: "I don't usually take care of things, but I take care of everything else, so I won't say anything about maintenance." (In fact, he said it long ago. )

A Xin is the lead singer (who doesn't know, kick your ass ...). Mother Chen has no confidence in her son's voice.

So the reason why A Xin bought the second guitar is: "You won't let me buy a guitar, so I have to sing."

So his mother immediately paid for a guitar for him.

When the concert was held for the first time on May Day, a proverb asked fans, "Is it worth the fare?" He forgot that admission to the concert was free. Later, they held a concert to sell tickets and bid farewell to the music scene. Yan Yan proudly asked the fans: "Is it worth the fare?" Martha said, "Half an hour after the concert started, I asked everyone. What should I do in the next two hours? "

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