Funny sentence jingle _ Super funny jingle?

Phrases on the internet often appear in funny forms, such as "sentimental is old, affectionate is young!" If you don't want to be old, if you don't wa

Funny sentence jingle _ Super funny jingle?

Phrases on the internet often appear in funny forms, such as "sentimental is old, affectionate is young!" If you don't want to be old, if you don't want to die young, you'd better talk to me. "Such a classic sentence is very funny. Next, I will bring you some funny jingle classic sentences. Let's have a look!

Funny sentences jingle1* * little mouse, go up to the lampstand, steal oil to eat, can't get down, meow meow, the cat is coming, jabber and roll down.

2*** Zhou skinned, 5 1 year-old, stealing chickens in the middle of the night. We are playing games and scratching Zhou skinned.

3*** Don't blow-it's easy to dust, don't-it's easy to be punished, don't pretend-it's easy to get hurt, don't be beautiful-it's easy to get wet.

4*** Someone borrows money from you every three days, and you are tired; You are tired of borrowing money from others every now and then.

5*** Everyone knows that wrangling is good, and it takes no effort and no brains. After three or five years, all the problems disappeared.

6*** The driver's pain: endless smiles, endless good words, endless cigarettes, endless * * *.

7*** The east wind blows and the drums beat. Nowadays, whoever drinks is afraid, you and me. Now, whoever drinks it is afraid.

8*** is a hunting dog when you don't have a girlfriend, a Baha 'i dog when you find your target, a German shepherd when you get it, and a dead dog when you lose it.

9*** did, read, read and gave advice. Advice didn't count and was framed in the dark.

10*** Good wife standard: derailment is cute, strictness is success, no money is saving, and spending money is tasteful!

Super funny jingle 1*** Hair disappears and dandruff is more prominent.

2*** You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

3*** One person dies, two people are full of tenderness, three people miss each other so much, and four people are strangers to strange bedfellows.

I'm not good at reading, but my parents can. The examination questions are as deep as the sea, and the eggs and ducks are rolling in.

5*** Handsome young man, the Jianghu is a beauty. If you are sincere, I will love you for ten thousand years.

6*** big saw, big saw, singing drama in front of grandma's house; Pick up your daughter and invite your son-in-law and nephew boy to go.

7*** The world knows that Tao is good, and it is sent back and forth. As long as you can make a lot of money, you don't need moral conscience.

8*** Kiss you a little, take a big bite, chew you a big bite, and the young couple will become Sanxin.

9*** I left quietly, just as I came gently. I waved my sleeve and took only a bundle of cabbage.

10*** Husband, don't be cool with me, don't be jealous of me, you have to give in when you quarrel, and you have to hold on when you are beaten!

Tinker bell encyclopedia is so funny. 1* * has four white stripes: grass-roots police station, township tax office, bank credit unit and stage lighting.

2*** praise refers to the deer as a horse, promote flatterers, suffer from loss, and rectify the maverick.

3*** whimsy wants to be thorough, destruction should be powerful, making trouble is a patent, pretending to be a gimmick, and the whole person depends on talent and fate. Anyway, I will never be restless!

4*** Beauty I love you, write a love song for you, the topic is I miss you so much, the content is all about missing you, ask me how I miss you, and swear that I will catch up with you.

I treat you like a pearl and you treat me like a salted fish. I'm crazy about you, and I'm crazy about you. Deep in the ocean, you hurt me on purpose.

6*** Mahjong Wind Most people are working, a few are eating and drinking, most people are practicing Qigong, a few are busy telling fortune, and many people are fighting for Fangcheng.

7*** Mei Mei I love you, just as mice love rice. Eat you, swallow you and put you in my heart. Bite you, chew you, and we will be together forever!

8*** Lovers are gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues are diligent and have no temper, and friends are obscene.

9*** Four great ideals: blow up the Himalayas, travel around the solar system, tile the Great Wall of Wan Li, and swear to turn my wife into a fairy.

10 * * There are four eccentricities in today's society: cats don't catch mice, women don't like breastfeeding, people become prisoners of computers, and pets replace their parents. Next page ↓↓↓↓↓ More classic funny jingles.