Ask for the script of Zhao Benshan's essay Kidnapper.

Gao Xiumin: Ah ~ ~ ~ What a fool! Big fool!

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? Why don't you call me a stage name when you come out to sell this job today

Gao Xiumin: The father,

Zhao Benshan: Well,

Gao Xiumin: If you ask me, don't sell this turn!

Zhao Benshan: Because of what?

Gao Xiumin: The streets are full of good legs and feet. Who will buy your perfect response?

Zhao Benshan: You are talking nonsense. If you don't sell it, this transfer will cost labor and materials. You haven't slept all day and all night, so if you don't do it, you won't lose money?

Gao Xiumin: Gee, this street is full of legs and feet. Can you sell it?

Zhao Benshan: Don't you know me? You still call me a liar. I can tilt the positive fool, I can tease the faded fool,

I can fool tricky people, and I can make a good life for the young couple. I'll lie to him and say goodbye. Today, I am a kidnapper, a couple.

Good legs! I can trick him into limping!

Gao Xiumin: Haha, you can forget it.

Zhao Benshan: Believe it or not?

Gao Xiumin: I don't believe you can fool a man with good legs?

Zhao Benshan: You see, this is my strong point.

Gao Xiumin: I don't know what your strengths are yet. My father is very interesting. I heard that someone bought horses and sold car covers. I heard that people.

When I buy a motorcycle, I sell helmets. I heard that people with insomnia sell sleeping pills. I heard that people-

Zhao Benshan: Stop it. This is called the market. Pay attention to the advance!

Gao Xiumin: Sometimes you make mistakes in advance!

Zhao Benshan: This turn was a mistake.

Gao Xiumin: I heard that locking the post and driving a four-wheeled vehicle hurt my leg, so I got up early to turn. As a result, people smashed it and left directly after unloading.

I took a wheelchair, but this turn is not for sale, hahaha ~ ~ hehehe ~ ~ oops ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: Don't worry, I'll smuggle this pair out today.

Gao Xiumin: Then the streets are full of legs and feet. Who sells them?

Zhao Benshan: Honey, let's find a good one and sell it to him today to see my bluff.

Gao Xiumin: Then why don't you lie?

Zhao Benshan: Where there is a will, there is a way, understand? Give me a shout.

Gao Xiumin: I won't fool you, just do it yourself ~

Zhao Benshan: Look at me and blink, will you? Hey, someone is coming, shout ~ ~ ~

Gao Xiumin: Ah, a turn. Oh, turn, turn! Turn, turn! Turn around!

Fan Wei: I said, what are you bossing around here? You knew where I was going, so you made me turn.

Zhao Benshan: Shout for sale.

Gao Xiumin: Oh! Sell,

Zhao Benshan: What do you sell?

Gao Xiumin: Turn around.

Zhao Benshan: Connect.

Gao Xiumin: Kidnapped! Kidnapped!

Fan Wei: Huh? What's going on here? Who wants to kidnap you?

Gao Xiumin: No, he trafficked ~ ~ ~

Fan Wei: Are you selling people?

Zhao Benshan: What's your expression? Kidnapping, kidnapping. I can kidnap this. Do you buy it?

Fan Wei: What's wrong with you? This is,

Zhao Benshan: What's the matter? Mind your own business ~ ~ ~

Gao Xiumin: We are lovers, and we are playing here!

Zhao Benshan: Hehehe, nothing to play!

Fan Wei: This couple, on the first day of New Year's Day, sold their wives to play ~ ~ ~ Oh ~ ~

Gao Xiumin: Not for sale ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: Getting off is very serious.

Gao Xiumin: What?

Zhao Benshan: It's too serious.

Fan Wei: What are you talking about?

Zhao Benshan: Hehe, it's none of your business ~ ~ ~

Gao Xiumin: What is serious?

Zhao Benshan: You should tell him not to tell him about the disease. It's dangerous ~ ~ ~ It's okay. I can see there's something wrong here.

My wife won't let me talk, and you won't believe me. Go, it's okay ~ ~ Hehe ~ ~ It's okay ~ ~ Go ~ ~

Fan Wei: You are really ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: It's too late to find the disease!

Fan Wei: What's wrong with you? Say something nice during the Chinese New Year! What's going on

Zhao Benshan: Don't get excited, it's wrong. Alas, you don't believe it either ~ ~ ~

Fan Wei: You must tell me whether I believe it or not. What happened?

Zhao Benshan: Regardless of your illness, I know what you do!

Fan Wei: Ahem, I know what I'm doing. What should I do?

Zhao Benshan: You are the big boss in business-

Fan Wei: What?

Zhao Benshan: That's impossible.

Fan Wei: Nonsense. Did Big Boss pull through safely?

Zhao Benshan: Working in a hotel.

Gao Xiumin: How did you know he was in the hotel?

Zhao Benshan: I smell chopped green onion ~ ~ ~ Is it from the hotel?

Fan Wei: So ~ ~ ~ What do you think I'm doing in a restaurant?

Zhao Benshan: master chef!

Fan Wei: Huh?

Zhao Benshan: Really?

Gao Xiumin: Gee, how do you know he is a chef?

Zhao Benshan: Big head, thick neck, either rich or a cook! -Isn't it? Is it a chef?

Fan Wei: Wow, OK OK ~ ~ You guessed it.

Zhao Benshan: Not really?

Fan Wei: Ah, ah, yes, yes. Then what did you just say about me? What did you say? It's serious.

Late again. What's going on here?

Zhao Benshan: Can you believe it?

Fan Wei: I, I, I ~ ~ I believe,

Zhao Benshan: Recently, I haven't felt a certain part of your body, which is different from before.

Sample. You think, you think hard ~ ~, really,

Fan Wei: I don't think so. I just feel my face is getting bigger and bigger.

Zhao Benshan: By the way, this is not the main symptom! Do you know why your face is big?

Fan Wei: Why?

Zhao Benshan: It's the necrosis of your peripheral nerve that makes it bigger.

Fan Wei: Where are you holding back?

Zhao Benshan: Below the waist ~ ~ ~ Feet up ~ ~ ~

Fan Wei: Legs?

Zhao Benshan: Yes!

Fan Wei: No, there is nothing wrong with my leg!

Zhao Benshan: Take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps without illness! Let's go

Fan Wei: OK ~ ~ Take two steps, two steps, two steps ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: Stop! What's wrong with your shoes?

Fan Wei: Is there a problem?

Zhao Benshan: One high and one low?

Fan Wei: This is it ~ ~ ~ This is the heel of sports shoes!

Zhao Benshan: Yes, your leg is sick and one leg is short!

Fan Wei: There is no such thing! If I want a long leg and a short leg, the pants seller will tell me!

Zhao Benshan: Did the pants seller tell you that you still sell pants? Who is so kind as me? Tell you what,

I'll help you adjust. Believe it or not, your legs are as high as my hands.

Throw it hard, okay? Believe it or not? The leg is specified to be sick and the right leg is short! Come on, get up!

(Fan Wei cooperates)

Zhao Benshan: Stop! Are you numb?

Fan Wei: I'm numb

Gao Xiumin: Hey, why is he numb?

Zhao Benshan: Stamping will numb you!

Zhao Benshan: Are you numb? Are you numb?

Fan Wei: numb ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: Get up, get up! Leave it alone, the leg is 100% sick, leave it alone and relax! Let's go Go, go, go.

Let's go, let's go. Forget it, forget it. Would you like to go with me? Let's go, just a little, let's go ~ ~ ~

(Fan Wei cooperates)

Fan Wei: Yes, yes, yes ~ ~ Oh, my God!

Zhao Benshan: You go!

Gao Xiumin: My good leg is lame!

Fan Wei: What should you say?

Zhao Benshan: Did you see that? My wife saw it. She said you were suddenly lame.

Fan Wei: Sister, why didn't you find out earlier?

Gao Xiumin: If you hadn't met him, you would have been disabled ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: It has been transferred to you ~ ~ ~

Fan Wei: Dude, what's going on? This?

Zhao Benshan: Don't worry, you twisted your leg when you were young.

Fan Wei: No, I twisted this.

Zhao Benshan: It's moving! I don't know. Later, your career was very bad for you. So you are not a top spoon.

You're cutting the pier, and you've been pressing this leg hard, and you're pressing harder and harder.

It's getting heavier and heavier ~ ~ ~ The toes are light, the femoral head is necrotic, and it's vegetative in the later stage!

Gao Xiumin: Ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: What's the answer?

Gao Xiumin: I said ~ ~ When I first saw him, my eyes would still ~ ~ hahaha.

Zhao Benshan: Be honest! I'm adjusting my condition!

Fan Wei: Brother, what medicine should I take?

Zhao Benshan: Drugs don't work!

Gao Xiumin: Don't let people take medicine during the Spring Festival. Come on!

Zhao Benshan: Look, my wife knows crutches!

Fan Wei: A cane?

Zhao Benshan: Please sit down ~ ~ ~ After you are on crutches, your legs will gradually balance, and it will be fine little by little.

When an old man saw that my leg was sick, he was worried about money and wouldn't let me see a doctor. Finally, she was disabled ~ ~ ~

Fan Wei: What about you?

Zhao Benshan: There are steel plates in it. You can't turn back ~ ~ ~

Fan Wei: Is this a broken leg?

Gao Xiumin: Old man, this leg is good ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? Good ~ ~ good legs. Who is on crutches?

Fan Wei: Yes,

Gao Xiumin: That turn isn't-

Zhao Benshan: Don't be fooled!

Fan Wei: Oh, sister, will you stop fooling around? This is a discussion between patients.

What do you always mix with diseases? This is ~ ~ I see what happened to this leg ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: You don't need legs ~ ~ ~ Look ~ ~ I'll walk for you. I haven't been there before ~ ~ ~ It's over ~ ~ ~

(Zhao Benshan leaves)

Fan Wei: Oh, oh, oh, my God, oh, it's so serious.

Zhao Benshan: How many shoes have I lost!

Gao Xiumin: Don't be blind. Didn't you get kicked out when you dumped your shoes?

Zhao Benshan: Can the leg be removed? How much are your shoes?

Fan Wei: That ~ ~ ~ 220 ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: 220? Just a pair of money.

Fan Wei: Where can I buy crutches?

Zhao Benshan: Turn!

Gao Xiumin: Isn't it? I'll sell you this pair of crutches ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? Get over there! What are you selling? What should I sell after I finish? Why are you like this?

Wouldn't it be over if a woman picked it for him?

Fan Wei: No,

Gao Xiumin: Not for sale?

Zhao Benshan: Will you stop it? Turn!

Fan Wei: Ah, big brother! Oh, brother, I can't ask for it for nothing. I want to pay ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: I know your personality. If her woman wants money, you can't get rid of it. You must face it.

Did you look down on you when you told you I didn't want it? I still have to, give half, a hundred.

Fan Wei: Hey, ok ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: I told you to give me more encouragement!

Fan Wei: OK, OK, OK.

Zhao Benshan: Stop it ~ ~ ~

(Fan Wei saves money)

Fan Wei: Hey, big brother, that ~ ~ two pockets only need 32 yuan ~ ~ ~

Gao Xiumin: Then accept it. You can have as much as you want.

Zhao Benshan: What kind of bike do you want? What kind of bike do you want?

Fan Wei: Oh, right, right, right ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: Why are you doing this?

Gao Xiumin: I didn't say I wanted a bike? You said you wanted a bike ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: I smiled. Oh, I can't control this wife. I just asked someone for a bike.

Gao Xiumin: I didn't say I wanted a bike!

Zhao Benshan: I won't take you out in the future ~ ~ ~

Fan Wei: Don't be angry, big brother. I think what my sister said is still reasonable. You said it was the same as mine.

What about legs and feet? Basically, I'll just say goodbye to the bike, right I'll just give you my bike ~ ~ ~ OK?

Zhao Benshan: OK, OK ~ ~ ~

Gao Xiumin: No ~ ~ ~ You can't own someone else's bike. You take it back quickly,

Push back ~ ~ ~ You don't know he's lying to you!

Fan Wei: You are lying to me! How could you? I was thinking, we live together, too

Lovers, why is there such a big gap between being men?

Zhao Benshan: Brother, turn around!

Fan Wei: Brother, fate!

Zhao Benshan: Don't get excited ~ ~ ~ Go back and get well, and it will be fine in a few days ~ ~ ~

Fan Wei: OK ~ ~ Big Brother,

Zhao Benshan: Relax,

Fan Wei: And then ~ ~ ~ I won't say anything. I ~ ~ ~

Gao Xiumin: Are you going a little too far?

Zhao Benshan: He has to thank us.

Fan Wei: Thank you!

Zhao Benshan: Look!

(Fan Wei walks away on crutches)

Zhao Benshan: What are you staring at? Why are you so distressed? Go, change places!

Gao Xiumin: What are you going to do?

Zhao Benshan: Find someone with bad legs and feet and sell him a bike!

(Zhao Benshan pushes his bike to Gao Xiumin)