Ma Ji's cross talk "Shandong Dare"

Liu Baorui tells the arrangement of Yin Wenshuo.

During the Yongle period of the Ming Dynasty, the names of emperors were posted on the pillars of five archways in Qianmen Street, Beijing. Outside the first three doors, there are many people and businessmen, and the imperial list is posted outside, which alarmed the scholars, workers and businessmen passing by in the street. One hundred and twenty lines, there are also officials, officials, archers, archers, pushers, porters, selling coal, charcoal, needles, thread, rice, beauty, onions, garlic, fried dough sticks and sesame cakes, tea and eggs ... These people don't know what happened in the country, so why do they paste the emperor?

At this time, a man came from the north side. This man's surname is Sun. He sells meat in Zhu Shi Street of Dongsi Pailou, and he can also tie pigs and slaughter them. He is from Dengzhou, Shandong Province, in his forties, and likes drinking. This day I just came back from playing heather, with a pig-holding hook under my arm-this is a Bai La rod with a nuclear thickness, more than five feet long, and two copper hooks on my head. If the pig runs away, I will carry it five feet away from it-this portable pocket has slipped open, I have an account book under my arm and a rope tied around my waist. There is a tin wax hip flask hanging on the rope. Wipe it. What's going on here? Because he cleaned it after cutting the meat and cleaned it after cutting the oil. After gàng time, it's just like the steel knife cloth in the barber shop now.

On this day, he was out of town and just came out of the wine shop. He was as drunk as a fiddler, mixed garlic directly under his feet, and his mouth was not pleasant to hear (Shandong accent, the same below): "This wine is sorghum water. People get drunk first, so they can't see the road clearly with their eyes open. What a damn thing! " When I walked to the imperial list, I saw a circle of people. "I borrow the lamp!" He squeezed in and looked inside. It was a list. He can't read. He wants to ask and dial that. "ah! What is this? " Slow down, you can't breathe! This is the list of empires. ""What is the list of emperors? " "The emperor's family posted it!" "Will you read me?" "Yes, listen to this:' Fengtian took the imperial edict and said: Today, the Ryukyu Kingdom came to pay tribute, obviously it was a tribute, but in fact it sent experienced and loyal real people to resist the law ...'" All right! All right! Don't read any more, you've been reading for a long time and I don't understand a word! " "I read it for nothing." "I ask you what is the first sentence? "Fengtian carries the imperial edict." How to call' Emperor Zhao Yue'? ""When the emperor speaks, he is called' Emperor Zhao Yue'. " "Oh, the emperor's speech is called the imperial edict. What if I speak? ""... well, I don't know what day it is today. " "good! Please continue reading. "I don't want to read it. I can't stand it after reading it. I just told him what it meant. " Ryukyu countries pay tribute every year, obedient and obedient. A veteran was sent this year. He can play 36 charades, read more than 70 Diamond Sutra, and find us in China. If they hit him, they will pay tribute every year and come to Korea every year; If you can't win, or if no one fights with him, then they will take Ryukyu as the upper position and we Daming as the vassal country. Now, the emperor has posted a list of imperial envoys to select talented people. If someone can play charades and recite the scriptures and win the battle in the old way, he will be given as much money as he wants and as many palaces as he wants. It's no use asking. You can't play charades or read the Diamond Sutra. "

This sentence is enough. Sun Delong's nickname is "Know-it-all". Anyway, when you said he couldn't do it, you were in a hurry: "Stop it! How do you know I can't do crossword puzzles? How do you know I can't read the Diamond Sutra? " "oh! You will? " "I won't. Can I grow up? " "oh! It would be better if you knew. You should tear up the empire list and find an old-fashioned way to fight. " Sun Delong is about to go over and tear it up. The man thought, don't be busy yet. I have to read it to him clearly: "the imperial list says that an old man can play 36 riddles." Can you do it? " "How much will he pay?" "Thirty-six hands." "We will be seventy second-hand." "Wow than he will! Lao Dao will read more than 70 Diamond Sutra. " "I can't stop reading the Diamond Sutra." "Then you can tear up the list of empires." "I can't reach it." "What's that in your hand?" "Take the pig hook." "Can't you hook it?" "Yes!" Psst! He ticked off the list. Seeing the list of soldiers, the drunk tore up the list of imperial soldiers, wiped his shoulders, tied his arms and pushed him to see the list of palaces.

The official on the list is Jie Jin, a bachelor's degree student. When Sun Delong came here, he stood up without kneeling, shrugged off the adult's pie mouth and raised his chin: "I said, what's your last name?" Master Xie listened and said, What are you going to do to teach me a lesson? "My last name is Jie." "My Lord, are you reasonable?" "What's the matter?" "Find an old-fashioned way to fight, is it tied up?" "ouch! You are a judge. " I quickly blamed the soldiers who looked at the list: "You are so hateful, how can you bind the judge!" Go over there and untie yourself. There is only one seat in the room. Master Xie said, "Judge, please sit down." Should be handsome, Sun Delong also don't understand, a butt to sit down; Sitting down doesn't count. He was very angry. "ah! Where are you sitting? " Master Xie said, "Then I'll stand." "I said, my Lord! Where can we find this old man? " "He lives in Jiangmi Lane Jintai Inn. Let's go, you come with me first. " "See which driver?" "to see the emperor." "That's great. We haven't seen each other for some time. " With the emperor! "Judge, were you riding a horse or riding a sedan chair when we entered the palace?" "Not at all." "Don't have to? What spell did you use? " "Riding a donkey." "Riding a donkey to find you which one? ! ""I won't go without a donkey. " Master Xie had no choice but to call Guang 'anmen and hire a horse to scratch his feet, Xiao Lv. In the palace, let Sun Delong wait in the East Room.

Master Xie went to see the coachman. The emperor was very happy and ordered him to be summoned immediately. Master Xie thought: he can't see the coachman-he doesn't know what to say before he goes to the ritual department. I turned around and bowed to the emperor. "Long time no see!" I lost my gauze cap. Hurry up and say, "Long live! The judge is a mainlander. When he first arrived in Beijing, he didn't perform in the ritual department for fear of losing his manners. In my opinion, it's not too late to find an old-fashioned way to call first and come to see you after the call. If you win the road, if you see that driving is rude, my emperor will forgive you for a long time. "

At that time, I sent someone to the Jintai Inn to get Lao Dao and tell him that someone in our country was at war with you. The old man suggested setting up two towers in front of the Hall of Supreme Harmony, both of which are more than 30 feet high, with the Eight Immortals Table, a plush chair, an incense burner, five sacrifices, wax strings, yellow fringed paper, cinnabar pens, coriander, whole grains and a bowl of rootless water. "Ask your judge what he needs." Master Xie thought about it and simply prepared such a copy for him. Many hands make light work. By this time, the altar had been set up and everything was ready. When the old man shook his robe sleeve, a black whirlwind sent him to the altar, and the civil and military officials were dumbfounded.

The emperor sent a decree: "Tell Master Xie that our judges should be sophisticated and play the law, and we should also let our judges ride the wind or ride the clouds to court." Master Xie hurried to the east room to find the judge. When he entered the room, he saw the judge lying on the ground asleep. Master Xie rushed over and called, "Judge, get up quickly!" "Stop it!" "Who told you to be busy! Pick him up. " Sun shopkeeper rubbed his eyes and looked around. This is the palace, resplendent and magnificent. "Ah, boss! Which field is this? " "The inner court of the palace." "What am I doing in this place?" "ah! Don't you forget, aren't you looking for an old-fashioned way? Now Lao Dao is waiting for you at the altar. The emperor's throne rises outside the temple, depending on how you two fight. " Hearing this, the shopkeeper Sun got a fright. "What's the matter?" When he tore the imperial order just now, he was drunk and slept on the ground for a long time. The alcohol was cold and he forgot all the fragments of tearing the imperial order just now. Now, after listening to Dajin's words, I thought to myself: I drank too much, causing trouble after drinking. I'm a businessman and a pork seller. I can't compete with the old man! Besides, this old road is from other places, and the people who come are not good, and the good people don't come. Didn't I make a mistake? Thought of here, left bow and right bow, bang bang! I hit four mouths: "I am confused, I am confused!" " I stepped back and said crisply, "Boss, I drank too much. I am an alcoholic who tore up the list of empires. I am a businessman and know how to sell pork. Why not just find someone else to fight the law! I can't do it. If you don't vent your anger, you give us a mouth and you treat me like a kite-let me go! " Ah! ? Hearing this, Lord Xie was angry and afraid, shaking all over, even shaking his hat and wings. Hurry up and say, "Oh, you're drunk. You're drunk. Touch your head?" I'll give you two mouths and let you go, okay? You can tell me. If I said this long before driving, it would be bullying the monarch and dominating the country, all wet. Now that the old man is here, what can the emperor say to him? In such a big country, neither of us can live because of your bad faith. You are an imperial minister who drinks and makes trouble and tears up the imperial edict. I am incompetent, leading civilians into the palace by mistake, deceiving the monarch and misleading the country. The death of both of us, culpable of punishment, is self-inflicted, the emperor is ashamed! When China loses its prestige, Ryukyu is a country, I am a vassal country, and we will all become conquered nations. Hearing this, Sun Delong knelt down. He was very anxious: "Hey, isn't this a thing?" "How could I get into such a big trouble because of this wine? Hum, not only the emperor is a disgrace, but the whole country is a disgrace. Cough! " Bang! He patted his chest. What about the wine he just drank? Font color="#006699 "> A chivalrous man pokes and plays with rose mold? Hey? Nagu poked at the skull coat, washed it, and looked for the sword [ash? What's the matter with you? Is the temple a fantasy? Playing naked? Do you also believe that you are a blue peddler and don't worry about the temple? Le Huang An le le. Source? In an instant, the emperor sweetened the pot? Do you have a hammer? Is it a blue vendor? Yingke? A total of international apologies? What should I do? What's the matter with you? Do you want to change your sword, handsome and thin? Is it mulberries? Br> Master Xie was helpless and led him to the bottom of the altar, pointing to the altar in the east: "Look! The old road has already sat on it. " Sun Delong looked: "Boss, if he goes there, I will go here. If we go there, we will fight for the territory! " "Come on!" "How high is this platform?" "Three zhangs three!" "Three zhangs three? It doesn't matter. Come! " "Why?" "Move the ladder." "It's no use moving the ladder. The emperor has sent a message, either by wind or by clouds, because the old road is by wind. " In fact, the old road is not the wind. Then you just said, didn't there be a black whirlwind winding the old road when shaking the robe sleeves? That's a trick. There is an iron pipe in his cuff, which contains wolf dung, big green and charcoal cakes, and it is on fire. When using it, he shook the sleeve of the robe and opened the lid. You think he's wearing a robe and a big collar. These black smoke came out along his neck, big skirt and lower skirt, and the wolf dung caught fire. Daqing lit this stupid medicine and emitted black smoke, which wrapped around him like a black whirlwind. He has small iron hooks on his hands and feet. He climbed up along the Chinese fir hedge of the altar! As soon as Sun De heard about the wind, he asked Master Xie, "Boss, what wind am I driving?" "The wind is blowing." "I can smoke croissants." "That's useless." "Well, to put it simply, I won't go without a ladder." "Hey, don't charge." Sun Delong was in a hurry, so he turned to the front entrance. "Don't go to the front, the emperor is in front." "I am." Teacher Xie heard that. Is there an emperor's? "Who is that man sitting there?" "That's the emperor." "What are the eight big men standing next to them?" "That's the escort, cucumber warrior." "What's that in his hand?" "That's the melon." "You call the tallest one here. I have something to do. " Master Xie walked over and saw that it was Master Bai, the first-class bodyguard in the Hall of Supreme Harmony. "White master, come here and I'll introduce you to a friend. This is Judge Sun. He's here for a lawsuit. This is Master Bai, the first-class bodyguard of the Hall of Supreme Harmony. " "Oh, Lord Bai, hello, please help." "What is it?" "I'm going to the French stage." "What does it have to do with me?" "I can't get up without you." "What?" "How tall do you think you are?" "Me? The emperor chose the tallest one, which is nine feet high. " "How long is this melon in your hand?" "14-foot-long handle and 1 foot-long head are 15-foot-long." "Oh, yes! One foot five, nine feet high, that is, two feet four, with two feet of arms stretched out, exactly the same as two feet six and three feet three. " Hearing this, Lord Bai, why did he come? "Ah, you put this melon flat. You hold the melon handle with both hands. You can't throw me on the melon, can you? " "This ... never heard of it." "If you don't throw it, I can go!" Mrs. Xie rushed over and said, "Mr. Bai, please try it." Bai Wenyuan shook his hand with anger. What is this? I had no choice but to try, so I put the melon flat, grabbed the handle with both hands and said, "Come on!" " "Sun Delong sitting on the melon head, said to his master," be careful not to fall. Master Bai said with all his strength, "I want to throw it away!" Hey! " This is really unambiguous at once. The pagoda is three feet three, with four feet four on it. There are more than ten feet after the Dharma Terrace. It's just how high it is to fall from this height. The platform is a board more than two inches thick, and you have to die if you don't die. Unfortunately, Sun Delong didn't fall, not only didn't fall, but also stood on the altar. The man said, what you said is unreasonable. If he throws it up and falls, he will have to bend down. Lying there. How can he stand it? There is a reason for this: he has a hook under his arm for catching pigs, which is more than five feet long. Think about it, he crossed the platform ten feet, fell from this foot to the platform, fell more than five feet, and the handle of the hook poked the platform. As soon as I slipped with a hook under my arm, my foot stepped on the bed board. Twist the pole by hand, hi! He stopped.

The old man closed his eyes and meditated on the opposite altar. How did Sun Delong come from? How did he sit and throw the melon on it? He doesn't know. When he opened his eyes, it was the time when Sun Delong fell from ten feet to one foot. The old man was scared at first sight: Oh, great, there really is a master in China. Originality is justice on the wind. How can judges in China learn from it? The sky is falling! -He didn't see it spit out. The old man looked at the shopkeeper Sun again, even more afraid: This judge is auspicious clouds, golden light protects the body! -set foot on Xiangyun. That's because the shopkeeper Sun didn't stand firm and pulled the incense burner onto the stage. Incense ash jumps like a cloud. What about the gold protector? It's Sun's manned cotton gown, and the sun shines on lard! Don't you think this road is unlucky? ! I'm afraid of the enemy when I fight, and I tremble with fear. The old man thought: this can be much more careful. You can't be too careful. The old man kowtowed with one hand and said, "Measure the Buddha in yuan!" Despite his short stature, his voice is like two bells. As soon as the old man recited Buddha, the shopkeeper Sun thought about it, so I had to say, "Oh, boy!" " Man reads boundless Buddha, and he reads good people. The old man read another sentence: "Infinite ... Shoufo." When shopkeeper Sun heard this, he said, Oh, did you add something? I added: "A lot of broken guys!"

Hearing this, the old man said: He is really a good man. I don't have that many men. I played charades with him. Sun shopkeeper stretched out a finger. This is a charade. The old saying goes: Don't look down on me, I have "Buddha's talent". Boss sun doesn't understand. Didn't he say he could play charades when he tore up the imperial list? But his charades are different from the old ones. He sells pork in the meat market. How much does this pig weigh, how much is it, how much is it, and how much change does it have? Two people holding hands is this charade. He saw the old road and gave a thumbs up: What is this? Put out your finger ... Oh, you want to drink and fight with me! It doesn't matter. Come on, look at this! -He held out two fingers. What does he mean? Are you xenophobic? I'm a "friend"-hey, he punched! This old road can hurt me! Oh, dear! I held out a finger as a "Buddha's gift", and he held out two fingers as a "double-holy protection"-let him cover it up. Road and stretched out three fingers, that means "Huang San rule". Sun Delong pondered again here: What? "Three big dollars"? All right, top five! -He held out five fingers! The old man looked: Well, yes! "Huang San governs the world" is the opposite of "five emperors are kings". -Kill both of them! The old man patted his heart. He said, "The Buddha sits in his heart. "The shopkeeper Sun looked: Good boy, you clap your chest. What, are you still unconvinced? (slapping his head) Ah, hey! He means I'm not afraid of you either! The old man looked at it and said, hey, I am "Buddha sitting in my heart" and he is "blue sky above his head". -Full of twists and turns!

At first glance, I can't beat him in charades. I took a piece of yellow fringed paper, looked blankly and pulled out my sword. Sun Delong looked at it: "What? Want to commit suicide? " Lao Dao cut three pieces of paper and drew three symbols with vermilion. The tinder collided with the flint and the wax was ignited. He put a symbol on the wax fire with the tip of his sword and muttered to himself. When he waved his sword, the fire became bigger and bigger, and he wanted to burn Sun Delong. Shopkeeper Sun also joked: "Ho ho ho, grandpa, don't play with fire, sleep on fire, pee on the kang, and mom will spank you." Old road is so angry! The fire is as thick as a teacup, and it will be as big as an ice tray when it is dangling. It stands to reason that this symbol is just a piece of paper, and it will be finished if it touches fire. Why is this fire getting bigger and bigger? It's not really a mantra. There are medicinal materials in the painted cinnabar, so the fire is getting bigger and bigger. When it reached the size of an ice tray, the fire was thrown and went straight to the other side of the owner Sun. Sun, the shopkeeper, leaned aside and cocked his head: "Good boy, it burns people!" " People in the Ming dynasty were all wrapped in towels, and this fire rubbed the ear table of boss Sun. It used to be magnetized and burned in half. Shopkeeper Sun touched his hand and burned it. There is a bowl of rootless water on the table. This bowl of cold water saved lives! Fall on your head, wow! The fire went out. Seeing that the first spell was unsuccessful, the old man took another one and lit the second spell. When shopkeeper Sun saw this, he said, "Good boy, don't let anyone take care of it. Burn this half and then burn that half. There is not a hair left. You be an experienced person, I'll be a monk, and we'll go begging together. I don't want to become a monk! Don't wait for him to burn me again, I'll give that boy a hook first. " Pick up the hook and aim at the old man. Old man put bummed, closed his eyes, shook his head and mumbled a mantra. When he closed his eyes, shopkeeper Sun had to hug him. How come? What a good aim he has! Judas was happy to shuttle back and forth with the fishing rod in his hand. This is called the pole going forward, hooking behind it, staring at the eyes, looking at the opposite son, aiming at the fist and throwing the subsequent hand. He said, "Get that guy!" If he doesn't shout this sentence, he is hitting the sophisticated other; When he shouted, the old man opened his eyes and poked at the gate. "Infinite Buddha!" Lean to one side, not bad, missed. As you can understand, the pole didn't hit, and the two hooks behind it were unforgiving, and I hooked my cheek with a swish. The hook pole brought two pieces of meat in the next wave, so that he covered his cheek and said, "unbearable Buddha!" " Shopkeeper Sun also followed suit: "I was accidentally hit by a guy!" " Old road is so angry! Looking at the hook rod again, he didn't know what it was for, and he was even more afraid: "Oh, I don't understand the times. Just now, the judge came, stepping on auspicious clouds and protecting himself with golden light, and descending from the sky. This must be eighteen arhats and the great Luo Jinxian. Now it's really Jin Xian's choice. Otherwise, why would you bring a Buddhist Tathagata? ! "It's actually for pigs!

Shopkeeper Sun is drinking coke: "Boy, burning it can make my hair grow. Your cheeks are broken, and the pots and pans will not be mended! " "He is so happy, he is very happy. The old man was even more afraid: I burned half his head, and the second one was useless, so he hit me with a purple and gold hook. When I saw the shopkeeper Sun carrying a purse again, the old man even muttered: He also has a treasure bag! Looking again, the shopkeeper Sun had a hip flask tied around his waist. Boy! Still hanging in the sky! Isn't this bad luck? He saw that everything was useful! The more I think about it, the more I get scared. Simply, 36-go! " Infinite Buddha, I'm going back to China to deliver orders. ""ah! If you go, I can sacrifice a magic weapon! " "Don't price! I'll go and see your long live grandfather first. " When I said this, I shook my robe sleeve and emitted black smoke. I changed my tactics and stepped down. The old man went to the Hall of Supreme Harmony and knelt there, kowtowing like garlic: "Long live the great kingdom of heaven, and the envoys of small countries came to apologize. "The emperor can see clearly there! But the "boundless Buddha" and "lad" they read in charades, they don't know anything. He also saw the old man set fire to people, and the owner Sun put out the fire with water. The emperor was happy: "Good! Water can put out fires. "Seeing that the old road is on fire again, I thought to myself: You have won, why did you kill them all? The emperor watched the fire turn round and round, but he didn't see how the hook rod passed. When he saw his old cheek bleeding, the emperor clapped his hands and said, "Our judge won. What a magic weapon! What a magic weapon! "Now, seeing the old road go downhill, the emperor realized that he had lost, and said," What do you have to say now? " "ouch! Long live the world powers. Have mercy. China admits defeat and is willing to pay tribute every year and come to the DPRK every year. " "well! I have to ask you, what is this sentence when you two meet and say' boundless Buddha'? " "This is a meeting gift for our monks." "So he said,' Boy, where is it? ""then I really don't understand. I don't know what a good man is. " "So where is the' infinite Buddha' you mentioned?" "This is a greeting." "Then the judge in our country said,' A lot of rubbish, where? ""There must be too many judges in your country. " A finger on the cheek, "I have a guy here! """What's the matter with you holding out a finger without talking?" "This is a charade. I said,' One Buddha is the top gift'. " "Where are the judges in our country?" "He said that he had" two saints to protect himself "." "What are you doing?" "'Huang San rules the world'. There are five more judges in your family, and he said that there are' five emperors as kings'; I patted my chest and said,' Buddha is sitting in my heart', and he patted his head and said,' There is a blue sky above his head'. " -Hey! All right! The emperor said, "What happened to your fire?" "Long live the throne, I will burn the judges in your country." "Hum! Monks are not merciful. What happened to their faces? " "Babao Ruyi Zijin Hook." He didn't know it was for pigs, so he knelt down and waited.

The emperor looked at the altar and said to Master Xie, "Why hasn't our judge come down yet?" He must get down! Shopkeeper Sun is grinding on the stage: "Hey! What's going on here? You lost and won? " He doesn't know yet! The emperor looked at it and said, "My palace must have been burned by the gods. Send someone to take the judge off the stage. " The emperor's words accumulated great virtue. I just threw up. If I jump, I will die. As soon as the emperor said he would take him next, someone put up a ladder, and shopkeeper Sun came down the ladder. Master Xie came over and said, "Come with me to see the emperor, kowtow more and talk less." Why? I'm afraid he will say "long time no see" when he sees the emperor! When Sun Delong arrived at the Hall of Supreme Harmony, he made a big bow to the emperor: "Wow!" The emperor looked: Why did you bite me? "I kowtowed to the old emperor." His victory made the emperor very happy: "The judge looked up." Everyone else will say "I am guilty and dare not look up", and the emperor will look up when he says "I forgive your innocence". Shopkeeper Sun didn't understand and looked up at the emperor. "What?" When the master saw the joy, the emperor was also happy: "Your honor, did you lose or win the fight?" The shopkeeper Sun didn't dare to ask this sentence. He didn't even know whether he won or lost. He lowered his head and pretended not to hear it. When he bowed his head, the emperor asked again, "Did you lose and win?" He looked aside and saw the old road. Just then, the emperor asked the third sentence: "Judge! Did you lose or win the fight with the old man? " "I said the emperor, your family asked me if I lost or won. I can't say that! I said what happened when I won. This is called Lao Wang selling melons and bragging. But if I say I lost, what am I doing here? Without Jin Gangzuan, I dare not touch porcelain! " Master Xie listened and said, You have so many one-liners! "Your old man asked me if I lost or didn't win, so don't ask me." Road, "you ask him! He said I lost even if I lost, and he said I won even if I won. Old road! You said I lost, so let's go back to the stage! " The old man covered his cheek and said, "Don't come! He won. " "Did the emperor hear that? I won! I won! " The emperor asked, "Judge, what's your name?" "My name is sun, my name is. I started a small business in Delongge in the meat market, and we will definitely give a lot of weight. " -Who asked you that? "As soon as you two met, he said,' Infinite Buddha; What's going on here? "What is' boundless Buddha'? Your Majesty, I know this old road. " The old man was shocked: he knows me. Why don't I know him? Where did you meet him? He sells pork! "This old road is charity. ""why do you say' boundless Buddha'? " "I open a meat restaurant and they ask for alms. The monk reads' Tomi Buddha' and the old man reads' Infinite Buddha', which means asking me for money. " "So what do you mean by' good guy'?" "When I said' boy', I thought to myself, how come there is another one who has just given alms twice? "Lao Dao, listen to this heart!" So you two played charades. What happened when he held out a finger? Shopkeeper Sun listened and said, This time it's terrible. what can I say? The old man stretched out a finger, meaning "one for himself", "I am a good brother", "three big yuan" and "five top scholars"? So we didn't quarrel, so we didn't quarrel! This is too much. Come on, why don't I just make up a word and send it off the old road? "Your majesty, he didn't play charades with me! "The emperor said," why? He stretched out one you stretched out two, he stretched out three you stretched out five, he patted his heart and you patted his head. Isn't this a crossword puzzle? " "no! We are talking about business! " "What business are you talking about?" "The old man knows that I sell pork in the meat market. There is a happy event in his temple. He wants to buy me a pig. "The old man said, I want to buy him a pig! The emperor asked, "So, how about you hold out your finger?" "I said don't say you buy a pig, buy two I also have! He said he wanted a 30-kilogram one. I think I have at least 50 kilograms. He said he had to take it to the water-heart, heart and lungs. I patted my head, which means: don't say heart, heart and lungs. (patting his head) Even the pig's head is yours! "

Yes, completely reversed!