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Wife: Honey, I'm sick. I'm afraid I have to buy a bag. Husband: Can you tell me the connection between the two? Wife: haven't you heard of "all diseases are cured"? Then my husband came in with a brick. Wife: What's this? Husband: Bricks cure all kinds of intractable diseases!

2. "Is the doctor there?" "Yes, what can I do for you?" "My dad went to see you the day before yesterday and was unhappy when he came back, saying that the reason was that the shorts were too high." "I said cholesterol is too high!"

A passerby stopped a taxi and asked the driver: How long does it take from here to the airport? Driver: It will take a long time. Passerby: How long will it take at least? Driver: It takes longer to ride a horse.

Someone just asked me what brand of lipstick I used. I show her the way, go straight ahead and turn left at the first crossing. Remember to tell the boss to put more peppers.

I don't have any outstanding advantage, but I have a special eye for girls. The girls I chased all married good people in the end without exception.

I forgot to bring money for dinner just now. I told my boss to come and get married together next time, but he didn't agree. In a rage, I called a dozen brothers over, took four cars, killed them and blocked the entrance of the hotel. Then everyone emptied their pockets and barely scraped together enough money for dinner. ...

7. People say things. People fart. This is just the outlet gas. ...

Just now, a Lamborghini passed by me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

9. Many people say that if you can't tell fortune, you will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. The fortune teller used to say that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now!

Each of us is a dreamer. When dreams are gone, only the dreamer is still there.

Eleven. "Does this restaurant never have toothpicks?" "We put it several times before, and the guests were very disappointed. After using it, we will never put it back."

12. Go to withdraw money. It's finally my turn. I said to the teller: I withdraw money. The teller's words almost killed me: don't mention money to me and hurt my feelings. If you withdraw money, go to the ATM outside. It has no feelings!

13. If you can't find someone for a long time, you should reflect on yourself. Do you ask too much about gender?

Fourteen. Today, when I returned to work after my physical examination, Lao Zhang was very sad. He asked him what happened and said that my son didn't do well in the exam. Ask him how many points he got in the exam. Lao Zhang said: blood pressure in several courses is not as high as that of Lao Zi!

15. I woke up in a good mood in the morning and said to my husband, "I wake up every day to see you and the sunshine, that's the future I want!" I find it particularly touching! But it was ruined by her husband's words: "Who is Yang Guang?"

15. "Why are they also women? Mother-in-law is more difficult than girlfriend? " "Because my mother-in-law was cheated once!"

17. When something happens, I will not rush to blame others, but reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, I will think about how to pass it on to others!

18. A blind date about ten years ago. The other party always turns to ask about my family's financial situation. I deliberately pretended not to understand and avoided talking about it. Then he simply asked me, "Do you have a car?" I said, "Yes! Not only, but also with horses! "

19. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

20. I have a dream since I was a child: to wear sunglasses, drive a Lamborghini sports car and go home in clothes. Now I have realized half my dream and have sunglasses. 2 1. Dad just called and asked me what to bring home for the Mid-Autumn Festival. I said, "I bought Wuren's moon cakes ..." Dad: "You bought six people. Your brother-in-law is here! "