What riddles are there?

168. What egg is alive when it is born? fool

169. Xiao Li spat everywhere and was fined 50 cents. male

Take out a dollar, the police have no money to change, what should I do at this time? Take another spit.

170.1There were six wars in Spain in the 5th century.

Which six times?

1, 2,3,4,5,6 times 17 1. How many sides does the box have? Two sides: inside and outside.

172. The fortune teller gave Xiao Li an envelope and told him there was no envelope.

Happy things can't be opened. Xiao Li opened the envelope on a blind date.

Surprised: "What a coincidence!" Sorry, it's in the envelope.

What does it say?

"You have fun today!" 173. What bird likes to dress up? wood thrush

174. Which sea is the widest in the world? Cihai

175. If the museum is on fire, you can only save one artwork.

Pin, which one would you choose? The one closest to the door

176. Who is the most polite to the guests? hunchback

177. How many apples are there if you eat one of three apples? Three ships (two outside and one inside)1780,000 dwt have left Hong Kong. Where to go? Shanghai

179. There is a banner slogan at the door of the enterprise: "Depend on everyone.

Love ",what is this enterprise? Maozi factory

180. Where can I teach the secret of obesity? Chef training class

18 1. When you were playing cards, your wife asked you to go home, and you said, "

The car broke down and I can't go back! "Wife, why?

?

Because it was said on the phone.

182. Who really makes a living under what circumstances?

Fruit?

The fruit shop owner offended all the customers.

183. I still smoke every day after I made my pledge to quit smoking, but my wife

Helpless, why?

The guarantee says: "Quit smoking tomorrow"

184. The baby is not ill, but the mother is clamoring to take him.

Hospital? Why? The baby is coming.

185. Which tooth grows the latest? false tooth

186. A triangle has three angles, a hexagon has six angles, and it is round.

How many angles are there? A circle has ten angles.

187. What is the "nominal" unit? air force

188. What is the first impression of the mute? deep

189. besides nails and hair, Chang has other parts of his body.

Can you believe you were stabbed? Why?

Impossible, because the umbilical cord was cut when he was born. What ladder can only go down but not up? Slide (for children)

19 1. How can I get double rest? I dreamed that I was sleeping.

192 why are Buddhists concentrated in the north? Namo amit Ba

193 who is afraid of the polite expression "take care"? Photo studio owner

194. What do you really want to know but regret when you see it? truth

195. What music do soldiers like best? The sound of the horn

196. What happens when people are beheaded?

Get shorter.

A woman who has been divorced many times (four-word idiom)?

A: All previous efforts were abandoned (all previous efforts were abandoned).

When checking the appearance of clothes, there is obvious hair. Why don't instructors believe it?

A: When a scholar meets a soldier, the "reason" is unknown.

What language do you need to know to be a politician in Taiwan Province Province?

Answer: Body language

Who are Cinderella's parents?

Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong.

What should the employer wear when there is a labor dispute? (

Answer: bulletproof vest

Where does the world's largest sweet potato grow?

Answer: In the soil.

Where does the biggest rooster in the world come from?

Answer: In the egg.

What might Zheng Chenggong's mother be called?

Answer: Zheng failed (failure is the mother of success)

What if raw rice is cooked into mature rice?

Answer: Let's eat.

What is not illegal to steal?

Answer: snickering

What's the name of driving around the river when you're bored?

Answer: white flower oil

What is the first thing the driver does when he gets on the bus?

Answer: Sit down.

What do you call a big woman without breasts?

Answer: Big Mac.

A man is starving, and there are canned chicken, fish and pork in the refrigerator. What should he open first?

Answer: Open the refrigerator first.

What is Ah-Pi Po's English name?

Answer: A- people

What do every couple have in common? ?

Answer: Get married on the same day in the same year.

Public toilets (guess a foreign investor) (

Answer: London (wheel crouching)

Which European country doesn't do wholesale business?

Answer: Denmark (single sale)

Adi successfully hung himself on the thread. Why?

Answer: I fell to my death. ...

What can be touched if you can't see it, and it will scare people if you can't touch it?

Answer: pulse

What mice love to be clean?

Answer: environmental protection department

What books can't be bought?

Answer: suicide note

The right hand can never catch anything.

Answer: right hand

What are the similarities between "laughing" and "crying"?

Answer: They are all paintings of 10.

This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, which is no different from an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this?

Answer: The light is broken.

How can a tiger tied with a rope of 10 meter eat grass 20 meters away?

Answer: Tiger ... Don't eat grass.