Safe copy of fortune telling _ How to write a safe copy of fortune telling

1. Sentence Zanbao 1. Although you don't have steel guns or green uniforms, you are guarding the place where China needs peace.

2, patrol in the wind and rain, stand guard under the scorching sun, and provide protection for social stability with youth.

3. Although there is no battlefield filled with smoke and no music of praise, you guard the place where harmonious China needs it.

4, the peace of the country, the prosperity of the people, you use loyalty to escort economic construction.

5, for the mother's happy smile, for the child's sweet dream, the truth is safe, and the words are from the heart. You are noble in an ordinary post.

6. Morning, you received the gorgeous sunrise, and you also received the peace of the day.

7, busy, peaceful, based on you, late at night, you ushered in the moon, with a little moonlight, to illuminate the way home for us.

8. It is not easy to praise the security guard and guard the community.

9. Look around warily so as not to miss a suspicious situation.

10, the security situation in the community is abnormal, and the front and rear doors are cleared.

1 1, permanent residence and mobility are adjacent, and fences cross.

12, the most rare security guard, often patrols the door during the day.

13, spent the night in the dark, and didn't miss work in the rain and cold.

14, the traffic in the community is non-stop and the security is always unimpeded.

15, see the real chapter for ordinary work, and always do your duty.

2. The complete sentence describing swearing is 1, and the irony is 1. Uncle, you look great, just like a wooden stick. 2. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive! Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

2, sarcasm 1, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 3, it's really nothing, but every morning I hide from the wolf, and they meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together;

3, irony 1, if you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future! Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students. Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult! You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

4, satirizing the man's sentence 1, it's useless to be handsome, and you can use that face to swipe your card after spending. 2. I really want to send you into a cage to swim the streets and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs. 3, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half point on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

5. If you hurt someone, you deserve 1, and a slap can't even buckle you on the wall. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't tell you what you like to hear. 3. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin but a bone, and people know its face but not its heart. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

3. Swearing at you with dirty words (phrases) makes you feel superior in IQ!

No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

Your Excellency is really a natural motivation!

In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

You're a cucumber. You owe it a shot. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

Get out of here, get out of here.

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.

2 1 century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

I want to say that you are an idiot, and I am praising you.

You 1 turned around and scared a row of teaching buildings. You two turn around, landslides, water flowing backwards. You three turn around and halley's comet hits the earth. You turn around at 4 and Yao Ming plays table tennis instead.

You walk on a country road with a dog's step. You say your voice was broken by others. You sing like a fucking adu.

Our country doesn't learn so many weapons, but learn swords. You don't have to learn how to use a sword. You must learn how to get drunk with a sword, because there are too many moves. Sword iron, don't learn silver sword! In the end, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the knight errant.

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

The world is bigger than what you lack.

You look very abstract.

I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

How far is the thought, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

you are

Life with incomplete evolution, aliens with genetic mutations,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

Africans fuck the descendants of blacks, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Large shameless loudspeaker, Eskimo shame,

Superorganisms living with cockroaches, semi-plants with decaying vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you:

Can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as delicious as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as handsome as a flower, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually.

Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again, if I see you,

I have to kill you!

Although many of them are plagiarized, I hope they can be adopted. Thank you.

4. Swearing sentences are super poisonous, short 1. You waste air to live, the land is dead, and the RMB is half dead! When you look at yourself in the mirror.

You think it's unnecessary, but it's not. You are really redundant.

Curse others for being thick-skinned, saying that it should be difficult for mosquitoes to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and were bored. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with people who are different from humans! Six, ah, you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so young that no one will know you exist! I really regret that I didn't shoot you in the toilet and wash you away with water! I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't? When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reborn. 10 Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you. 1 1 If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make great contributions to the cause of understanding alien life in the world! 12 who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig brain is well maintained and yours is the best.

Too many.