Who can help me write a funny version of the legendary sketch or drama script of the new White Snake? Where is it?

People are sometimes very strange, such as living in peace, but they always feel that there are few waves, so they try to make some tricks to stimulate them. You know, if they don't get it, it will be a disaster. Xu Xian is such a person, but he must get a peach wooden sword to check whether this lady is a human or a demon. He really doesn't understand that that young lady, even a demon, is better than some people 10 times.

There are poems as evidence:

Divorce between husband and wife, sophisticated love, lack of magic.

Check the lady's authenticity. The meat in Xu Xian is bitter.

1. It is said that after sending Zhang from prison to Xinjiang, he had no worries and lived a comfortable life. On this day, Xu Xian lied about buying goods, but went for a walk in the suburbs.

Xu Xian: "Madam, I'm going to buy some peacock claws."

Bai: "Look carefully, don't buy chicken feet."

It's spring season, there are tourists everywhere, and there is a Taoist priest in the suburbs. The Taoist priest is saying that he can predict fortune and misfortune. As soon as Xu Xiangang entered, he was seen by the Taoist priest.

Taoist priest: "Oh, here comes the business."

Xu Xian: "Don't count on me, my wife only gave me 50 cents."

3. The old man pulled Xu Xian into the circle and muttered to himself, "You are possessed by ghosts, stubborn, sad and terrible ..."

Xu Xian: "I think you are cute."

4. The Taoist priest said seriously, "I'm here to save you. Is there a woman of unknown origin in your family? " I heard that, Xu Xian was stunned and his legs were weak.

Xu Xian: "More than one woman of unknown origin."

The Taoist priest lifted his sleeves and climbed a branch under the peach tree behind him. With his hand as a knife, he chopped out a peach wooden sword and asked the people around him what they thought.

Everyone: "Destroy greening, be careful of fines >"

6. The Taoist priest turned to Xu Xian and said, "Being original saved your life. You hang this sword in front of the bedroom. As soon as the monster sees it, it appears immediately. "

They all said, "What kind of monster is it? Weasel? "

7. The Taoist said, "The secret can't be revealed, but I can tell you that this demon is thin and long and can be used to make soup."

Everyone: "Kelp? Fans? Lala noodles? "

Xu Xian: "This is what I get every day."

8. With a grain of salt, Xu Xian put his sword in his arms and walked home nervously. When he saw the white snake waiting for him in the soup, his heart couldn't help pounding.

9. Xu Xian clung to Yi Shan for fear that Mrs. Bai would see how smart she was. When she saw a ghost in Xu Xian's heart, she stepped forward and took off her clothes.

White snake: "What goods are imported and covered so tightly?"

10. The White Snake reached out and took out a peach wooden sword. Knowing that someone was going to hurt herself, she immediately flew into a rage and broke the peach wooden sword in the street.

White snake: "Say, what are you doing with this broken arrow?"

Xu Xian: "I just want to save some firewood."

1 1. When Xu Xian saw that Bai Niangzi was angry, he waited for himself to kneel down and rub the washboard. The White Snake is always too soft-hearted, and Xu Xian is only allowed to kneel until dawn. "

White snake: "My heart will break if you fool around any longer."

Xu Xian: "If it doesn't matter, practice Qigong."

12. Xu Xian was cruel to Taoist priests. He went out at dawn, took a broken arrow and went straight to the suburbs to get even with Taoist priests.

Xu Xian: "You can't escape the old road!"

13. The old man looked around with a broken arrow and sighed, "I'm really sorry, I was dazzled yesterday. Not peach branches, but bad poplars. "

Xu Xian: "But the washboard I have been kneeling all night is hardwood!" "

14. Without further ado, Lao Dao led Xu Xian to find an authentic peach tree and split a peach wooden sword.

Old road: "This time it's a real guy!"

Xu Xian: "Please put up a security sign. "

15. When the old man was proud, he heard a charming drink from behind him. Looking back, it was none other than a white snake.

White Snake: "This broken arrow is still hanging in front of your own broken nest!" " "

16. the white lady raised her pink palm, and her old neck shrank by 3 inches with only one clap. The white lady hung her eyebrows upside down and scolded, "Even if I move the whole Sam Sun soup to Taolin, I can't help it!"

White snake: "spare your life, go home and hold the baby!" " "

17. Xu Xian's face was full of embarrassment, and he kept apologizing, swearing and swearing, and never dared to have any doubts again.

Xu Xian: "If you have any doubts, let me kneel for three days and rub the washboard."

18. The White Lady has a kind heart and has forgiven Xu Xian. Xu Xian just wanted to show his sincere repentance and bought a bottle of 18 Teller from a famous hotel.

19. Back in the store, I made a toast early, Xiaoqing cooked and set the dishes. Xu xian opened a special song of 18, and wanted to propose a toast to his wife to make amends.

Xu Xian: "If your wife refuses to drink, she won't forgive me."

20. The White Snake wanted to have a drink, but Xu Xian touched the glass. When the White Snake swallowed a mouthful, she suddenly felt her insides turn over and her blood retreated.

White snake: "realgar wine, bitter for me!" ! "

2 1. Xiaoqing rushed in and helped the White Snake into the bed shed. The white lady turned out of bed and showed her true colors.

Xu Xian: "How did that lady become a white snake?"

Xiaoqing: "Nonsense! The snake cage in the kitchen was not closed, so I climbed out!