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Poems and ancient poems describing fat people

1. Poems about Fat People

Poems about fat people 1. Poems about fat people

Ten reasons to like fat people. First, it is ergonomic to use his chubby arm as a pillow. His body is the best big pillow and he is comfortable to sleep. Second, a generous chest is your best refuge. You can find comfort in his chest when you are tired, tired and wronged. Third, the average fat person has an optimistic and open-minded personality, so such a man is your best pistachio; Fourth, when he kisses you with soft lips, your heart will fall; Fifth, the meat tastes good; Sixth, the fleshy neck can just bury your face, let you smell him, relieve your mood and have a decompression effect; Seven, a round belly is a good place for you to play; Eight, because he is fat, his movements will be gentle, but when his hand slides over your body, it will make your bones crisp; Nine, because of fat, it has the characteristics of warm winter and cool summer. It can be used as a quilt in winter and an air conditioner in summer, which is both environmentally friendly and energy-saving; Ten, that kind of warm and fragrant nephrite is full, only a fat man can give you trust in me, it's really exhausted, but I haven't found it yet.

2. Poems about fat people

Ten reasons to like fat people. First, it is ergonomic to use his chubby arm as a pillow. His body is the best big pillow and he is comfortable to sleep. Second, a generous chest is your best refuge. You can find comfort in his chest when you are tired, tired and wronged. Third, the average fat person has an optimistic and open-minded personality, so such a man is your best pistachio; Fourth, when he kisses you with soft lips, your heart will fall; Fifth, the meat tastes good; Sixth, the fleshy neck can just bury your face, let you smell him, relieve your mood and have a decompression effect; Seven, a round belly is a good place for you to play; Eight, because he is fat, his movements will be gentle, but when his hand slides over your body, it will make your bones crisp; Nine, because of fat, it has the characteristics of warm winter and cool summer. It can be used as a quilt in winter and an air conditioner in summer, which is both environmentally friendly and energy-saving; Ten, that kind of warm and fragrant nephrite is full, only a fat man can give you trust in me, it's really exhausted, but I haven't found it yet.

3. Are there any essays or poems about fat people?

Ah! ! Fatty, your shoulder was eaten!

Ah! ! Fat man, you are going to eat poor ~

Pig! You have two holes in your nose. You have a runny nose when you have a cold, Niu Niu.

Pig! Your eyes are black, so you can't see the edge when you look at them.

Pig! Your ears are so big that you can't hear me say you are stupid.

Pig! Your tail is curly, so you can't run and jump without it.

Oh ~ ~ ~

Zhu tou Zhu nao Zhu Shen Zhu Wei (yi) ba

A good doll who is never picky about food.

Sleep three strokes in the sun every day.

Never brush your teeth, never fight.

Pig! Your belly is bulging, and you can't stand the hardships of life at first sight.

Pig! Your skin is so white, you must have invested in that rich family in your last life.

Oh ~ ~ ~

Legend has it that your ancestor had eight rakes, and the fortune teller said that he hit peach blossoms.

I laugh and laugh when I see a beautiful girl.

No blushing, no fear

Zhu tou Zhu nao Zhu Shen Zhu Wei (yi) ba

A good doll who is never picky about food.

Sleep three strokes in the sun every day.

Never brush your teeth, never fight ~ ~ ~

Legend has it that your ancestor had eight rakes, and the fortune teller said that he hit peach blossoms.

I laugh and laugh when I see a beautiful girl.

No blushing, no fear

You look a lot like her.

4. Poetry about obesity

Cantonese tune pink _ fat prostitutes make friends late at night

Author: Wang Heqing

Fat prostitutes have sex at night, and mandarin ducks are turned red. The rain stopped and the clouds closed, which was difficult to handle: when it fell on people, it was so big, so thick and so fat that Shen Dongyang was crushed to death. The spring breeze is cold and fragrant, and the eyes are still open and closed. Nanmo's needles are not all green, and he hates wheat straw, and the flowers in the forest are rare. Yunxianghan, where is the man in black? Cold begonia is late.

Two-color Ling Boxian tune Guan Hanqing

Author: Jia

Take the lead. It's windy in a few months, flowers are accompanied by wine, and fat horses are light. Although Wang Mian is a famous missionary, his charm is distinct, his appearance is better than Pan's, and his articles are full of stars. Heart-to-heart, fat, respectful and well dressed. The history of eastern Zhejiang in Shuaifu calendar complements both ends of Cao E's Crying River, accompanied by yellow sand and white grass. Hanging high, peach hanging apricot, called high Zen, yellow

Potty: the appearance of obesity. Describe what obesity looks like.

Fat head and big ears, a fat head and two big ears. Describe a fat figure, sometimes referring to a lovely child.

Brain full of intestines and fat brain full: refers to fat head and big ears; Intestinal fat: refers to a fat body and a big belly. Describe the fat and ugly image of the exploiter who eats all day.

Fat head and big face describe obesity, sometimes referring to lovely children. Both are "fat heads and big ears."

Fat head and ears describe obesity, sometimes referring to lovely children. Both are "fat heads and big ears."

Fasting poop: the appearance of obesity. Metaphor is no real talent and learning.