What jokes have you collected that make people laugh to the wall?

1, fortune teller! A fortune teller came to this village and said that the village would be dead in three days! Everyone is superstitious, so they are scared when they hear it, saying that this will happen! So everyone left the village with pots and pans, chickens, ducks, cats and dogs. Three days later, there was no trace of life in the village ... 2. It really succeeded! The fortune teller came to another village and made a divination in this village. The six-pointed star says that in this village, someone will die in three days! So he went door to door to inform the blind date of this divination. Unexpectedly, the villagers not only didn't believe it, but also killed him ... 3. Very accurate! After the fortune teller died, he calculated a divination for himself before drinking Meng Po Tang. He wants to see if he can become attached to humans again in his next life. As a result, Liu Yi said: Don't worry, we will definitely become attached to human beings in the next life! This kind of very positive words made him extremely excited, and he was reborn after drinking Meng Po Tang. But he was born. ...