Ask for a line from Zhao Benshan's sketch in this year's Spring Festival Evening.

On the book signing day, that guy, it was a big scene. Really, gongs and drums are loud, guns are ringing, red flags are flying, and people are crowded. That pushed me under the table and the pile of books fell.

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Bai: no ... you said you were good at kung fu. You ate three boxes and made the auditorium smell of leeks everywhere.

I hate going out with you. You said your level was too low. You ... remember, when recording programs in the future, you should talk less.

Did you hear that? Don't always tell the truth like Ge Tieling and Taiwan Province. What a pity ... ah, watch me handle it, okay?

Don't say anything, okay? Good boy, alas, do you think we haven't come here yet? That man is so disrespectful. When the people in Geting, Taiwan Province, waited for us for several hours,

This CCTV shakes you, really.

Cui: Hello everyone, sorry everyone, sorry I'm late, sorry. ...

Bai: Here we are. ...

Cui: I didn't sleep well last night. Oh, my aunt and uncle are here?

Bai: Here we are.

Cui: Hello, Aunt.

Bai: Hehe, hello.

Cui: Uncle. ...

Bai: Oh, then you have to start quickly. There are two columns below us. You have to give some face when Beijing TV and Tianjin TV come out. Say your opening remarks quickly.

Cui: You know me better ... Dear friends, welcome to Xiao Cui's speech. ...

Blake: Oh, son (burps)

Cui: Six years ago, I interviewed an old couple from the Northeast. ...

Blake: Oh, son (burps)

Cui: Six years have passed. What changes have they made? Today ...

Blake: Oh, son (burps)

Cui: I, I, I. ...

H: ok.

Bai: It's crazy. Go on with your story.

Cui: Er ... I don't even know what to say, I just. ...

Bai: You said that you were fooled by the host, and your adaptability was so poor that you became blind after a few hiccups. All right, sit down. I'll interview you first.

Cui: OK.

Bai: What's the matter, Xiao Cui? I haven't seen you for six years. I heard you were depressed?

Cui: It's all spread to Tieling!

Bai: Are you better?

Cui: Much better.

Bai: Don't pretend. You and your aunt and uncle are here. What are you pretending? It's all written on your face.

Cui: Really?

Blake: In the past, you looked in distress, but now it looks like an emergency meeting. ...

Cui: Are Tieling people still so boastful?

Bai: accept the gift ... I'll bring you a souvenir during the holiday, you mistress. Ah ... what is this? ..... it's unforgettable.

Cui: Oh, aunt, this "Moon" has been published?

Bai: Look at the title page.

Cui: Hey, I want to give this book to troubled Xiao Cui. I hope you won't wake up after reading this book ... from Aunt Baiyun ... Thank you.

Bai: What else? What else is there? Take it.

Cui: Oh, uncle, isn't this the handkerchief that the couple turned over?

Blake: Look at the front of the door.

Cui: Ah, turn around, shake, and fall asleep after exercise every day. This is a gift from black soil ... thank you, uncle and aunt. Look, you brought me a present. Thank you.

Hei: I haven't seen you for several years. Your aunt summed up:' What do you want to bring for your children?' What are you doing?

Bai: Oh, we are just worried. You can't feel any sleep here.

Cui: My uncle and aunt still care about my sleep. How about your parents' sleep quality?

Blake: I stuck a pillow on it, whirring.

Bai: Heartless people have a high quality of sleep.

Cui: Alas, my mind is too narrow to sleep.

Bai: Not you.

Cui: Ah, uncle, have you been happy these six years?

Hei: Happy, I sing duets every day, with a dozen old ladies. ...

Bai: He engages in his folk art, and I organize my publications. We care about each other in life and help each other in career. How can I describe it to you? ...

I can make do with it. What can I leave?

Cui: Actually, I heard that my uncle and aunt have some emotional problems.

Bai: gossip, absolute gossip ... a leader without news is not a leader, and a celebrity without gossip is not a celebrity ... it is difficult to be a silver, but it is difficult to be a woman. ...

Blake: It's ... it's hard to be a famous old woman.

Cui: As you can see, this uncle won't tell the truth. It's a good thing I have a plan. Hey, uncle and aunt, let's do it another way. When I asked my uncle, my aunt put on this earphone. When I asked my aunt, my uncle put on this earphone, okay? Listen to music and relax. Here, put it on.

Blake: Oh, it's too loud.

Bai: I told you to shut up. Why do you say so much? Go ahead, Cui

Cui: Hey, Auntie ... How did you come to Beijing this time?

Bai: We came by special plane.

Cui: That's too expensive, so we can't afford it.

Bai: No need to report. It's all small money, hehe. Now, you have money. Look at this dress. Quite rich. Oh, it's too rich.

Cui: Are you a mink?

Bai: Wrong, mink.

Cui: Is it particularly expensive?

Bai: Not expensive, 40,000.

Cui: 40 thousand is not expensive? Aunt is really willing to spend money on herself.

Author: 222. 132. 170. * Reply to this speech at 08: 06 on February 7th, 2006.

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2 Zhao Bensan said that the whole bank would proofread the edition [reproduced] [requested bar owners to refine it].

Bai: Women should be hard on themselves.

Cui: Can I ask my uncle again? Do you listen to music?

Bai: OK. I'm asking you. It’s your turn.

Blake: It's quite loud.

Cui: Uncle, I heard that you came to Beijing by special plane this time?

H: Ah, this is a brick tractor.

Cui: How cold is it?

Blake: So many clothes! Are wind-resistant. Look at her clothes.

Cui: Aunt, is this dress expensive?

Black: Very expensive. I rented it for forty-one days.

Cui: Rent?

H: ah.

Cui: How about it? It works. I still have to ask, oh, I'll ask my aunt again and listen to music.

Bai: Why am I laughing? I think there's something wrong here. Look at my gesture.

H: I see.

Bai: Go ahead, Cui.

Cui: Hey, Aunt, let's talk about your book.

Bai: Books?

Cui: Ah.

Bai: Storytelling has a lot to say, so where do you start?

Cui: Let's talk about signing books first.

Bai: On the book signing day, that guy, the scene was quite big. Really, gongs and drums are loud, red flags are flying, and people are crowded. That pushed me under the table and the pile of books fell.

Cui: Hey, shall I ask Uncle again?

Bai: Well, let me ask you, my book.

Cui: Uncle, were you there the day Aunt signed the book?

Blake: I didn't sign the book. Is all this in vain?

Cui: That aunt just said' a sea of people'

Blake: Oh, my God, when I heard that it was free, the whole town went to Qiu Shu and went back to the whole wall. That man is in the left building, right building, left building and right building. Later, when I went to the toilet, I saw such a thick stack of books.

Cui: OK, auntie, give me the earphone.

Bai: The IQ is quite high.

Cui: Ah, that's what it is. Just now, I asked my uncle and aunt the same question, but ah, you two answered it completely differently. Hey, I put on my ears to listen to music. Can you do it alone?

Bai: What's wrong with me? what did you say ? How did we get here?

Blake: I came by tractor.

Bai: What about my skirt?

H: I rented it for 4 1 day.

Bai: Where is my book?

Blake: I did what you did. Didn't you say it was all walls? Finally, what about reading in the bathroom?

Bai: Why don't you remember that I told you not to throw out all the truth?

Black: Then you can't help it. His things have been detained. The child doesn't behave well at school. You say you, I say him, Xiao Cui.

Cui: Hey.

H: You put it on.

Cui: Ah.

Blake: You are a bad student. Your movements are too vague for you. You don't blame yourself for not sleeping. You have too many brains. You should, ah.

Cui: Hey, thank you.

Bai: Their hosts are all like this, so from now on, don't say a word, don't say a word, do you hear? Remember? Say something.

Hei: Why don't you shut up?

Bai: It's too difficult to cooperate with you. I have never had a tacit understanding in my life. Trey, take it off.

Cui: Hey.

Bai: Let's go on talking.

Cui: OK, let me ask uncle another question, huh? What's wrong, uncle?

Bai: He has a stomachache. Say you have a stomachache. Why does it sag?

Black: Where's the belly?

Cui: Oh, aunt, your family education is really strict. Where you hurt your uncle, he will be hurt.

Bai: Hehe, I have a stomachache and I don't feel well. Ask me.

Cui: I just read your book. The first chapter is called going home. It says that the last time I went back to Tieling after the show, the scene was particularly spectacular, right?

Bai: How can it be called spectacular? That's the stage … when … spectacular! That guy, the scene is really big, it's really loud, guns are ringing, red flags are flying and people are crowded.

Black man: Cui, I beg you, let me put this thing on.

Bai: Is everything I said false?

H: Really?

Bai: You're not listening, are you?

Blake: Yes.

Bai: Then why did you detain him?

Black: stomachache

Bai: It's disgusting, don't you think? Cui, you keep asking. Ignore him. You have never seen the world.

Cui: Right. I know my aunt has actually seen a lot of the world since she became a celebrity. Did you participate in many activities?

Bai: Then ... when ... more, hehe. All day, we just performed everywhere, gave speeches everywhere and cut the ribbon.

Cui: The appearance fee is also quite high, right?

Blake: She is eighty and I am forty.

B: After tax.

Cui: Where did you cut the ribbon?

Bai: They are all large and medium-sized enterprises.

Black: pancake shop, blacksmith's stove

Bai: Hey, there is a big chicken farm in our corner. I cut it all.

Black: Yes, she died of bird flu after cutting it. The next day, more than ten thousand chickens died. Finally, I gave her a nickname after I cut it: No.

Bai: Will you suffocate if you don't talk? Can I choke you?

Black: can suppress madness.

Bai: Why is it so annoying? You said you were a man, and I didn't have to say anything to save your face. I don't have to say anything about him. You said just him, so people can go out and sing. Can you sing with this voice? That day, I went to our nursing home to sing to people. There are seven old people sitting under that group of people. He let out a cry and fainted.