Childish anecdote

Children have some interesting things and whimsy when they are young, which is especially cute at that time. Now that I think about it, I can't remember a few. Write some down quickly.

1. Green flavor

Mom: These flowers smell good. This grass is really green. Smell it. What is that smell?

Shuangshuang: Green!

Step 2: scarf

When he was about four years old, he taught them both to recite ancient poems. Teach "I wish people a long time and a thousand miles together." Suddenly, I was fortunate enough to ask: What is Chanjuan? Both wanted to think and said, handkerchief.

3. Mom is back.

Almost 2 years old, both of them live in grandma's house, and mom can't go back by car until Saturday. Every time he goes to the gate of the yard to wait for his mother.

Once I got off and went around to the other end of the car. As a result, he saw that there was no mother among the people who came for half a day, so he was anxious and cried at once. But I was about to pee, so I squatted on the ground and cried and said, mom didn't come back! As soon as I started to cry, I appeared in front of him and called him. I immediately cheered up and said, Oh, my mother is back! The expression on her face is crying till she laughs.

Drink coconut milk

Someone sent a coconut, but no one has eaten it. Finally, I figured out how to eat it and inserted a straw. Then he said: two people drink first, and then brothers drink again. Both of them took a sip carefully first, then immediately gulped it down and put their hands on it. Grandma was afraid that he would choke and said, drink slowly and save some for your brother. Finally, I don't know how much I left for my brother.

I still need to wear it.

The clothes and shoes that they wore as children were also picked up by their brother. In addition to cousins, there are also neighbors' brothers. In fact, there are several pairs of shoes, but generally only those two pairs are worn.

There is a family in trouble, and grandma wants to give him shoes that she doesn't wear very much. The child has a good personality, is lively and lovely, and says everything positively. This pair of shoes is good, that pair of shoes is good. Shuangshuang doesn't care about shoes. It is estimated that taking it away will make people feel a sense of crisis. Grandma picked up a pair of shoes and said, I still have to wear this! Change a pair and say, I still have to wear this!

6. What if ...........................................................................................................................................................................

In the first grade, we went to extracurricular classes after school and did our homework together. A classmate asked him: what is it, what is it and how is it? Is the answer like this? The child didn't quite understand what he said. After listening to it, he said, if it is something, it is something. As a surprise for this parent, you should learn to listen to me when you come back.

7. Cute diced cucumber

Shuangshuang's composition has never been very good at writing. Once I asked him to go home and make a fried cucumber and then write a composition.

Later, I read his composition, and some of them were cut into "cute diced cucumbers", put in "cute diced cucumbers", served out "cute diced cucumbers" and ate "cute diced cucumbers" ... At first glance, they just made up the number. The teacher was very tolerant and said nothing about him.