Funny Cantonese Xiehouyu

Two-part allegorical sayings are generally profound, and a short sentence condenses a lot of wisdom. This is a funny Cantonese allegorical saying, which I recommend to you. Let's have a look.

1. The shit hole hurts ★ (2) can't bear to see, don't want to care so much.

2. Opening a pit-putting on airs ★ Metaphorically, some celebrities love to put on airs and think highly of themselves.

3. Pit slate-hard and smelly ★ Describe some people who are stubborn, stubborn, hard and smelly.

4. Embroidered pillows-Get samples ★

5. Throw bricks-no one is suitable. 2. Poor interpersonal relationship and no good friends.

6. It is unreasonable to pour glass clips ★ It is difficult to cooperate with others, and the relationship is not good, and the opinions are different.

7. soak jute-a muscle ★ describe that you can't get away, and many things are entangled.

8. coffin nail-dead top ★ 1 be a man when you are dying; (2) be a hard worker; ③ Grasp the overall situation.

9. Example of restaurant soup ★ ① It has been done long ago, done in advance, doomed, inevitable and helpless.

1 1. Pen tube blows fire ★ stingy ★ ① Describe a narrow-minded person ② Love to haggle over every ounce.

12. Tie Guai Li plays football-a kick ★ Metaphorically, all the work and all the procedures are completed by one person.

13. Temujin beat the boy-sweating ★ Describe the great power of work and sweating (Temujin is Genghis Khan, that is, sweating)

14. The hammer hit the iron bar-it's true ★ It's true, it's true.

15. Cycas bloom-result ★ means no result, no result.

16. Christian worship-talking about Jesus ★ describing bargaining, bargaining, bargaining.

17. Church breaks-unreasonable ★ Where there is no reason, there is no reason.

18. Dig one's brains-how to do it ★ Metaphor is too demanding on people and puts forward some impossible conditions.

19. Zhou Riqing, the son of Emperor Qianlong, described himself as a spendthrift and used it up every day.

20. Yan Luowang opens the door-a ghost (track) ★ homophonic, meaning to do something out of line and cheat.

2 1. Yan Luowang talks to ghosts ★ Nobody talks. Who are you talking to?

22. Yan Luowang War-Ghosts and Ghosts ★ Metaphorically, both warring parties are unjust and they are not good people.

23. Yan Luowang hanged himself-how could Yan Luowang be afraid of you damn fool? Refers to not afraid of death.

24. Yan Luowang's sketch-ghost symbol (1) refers to the graffiti that is not easy to see clearly. Some people say that drawing ghosts is the easiest, because no one in the world has really seen ghosts.

25. Yan Luowang's descendants-Ghost Head★ describe those spies, informers and rebels.

26. Yan Luowang opens a restaurant-with the help of ghosts, I can't come alone, which means I can't do it without business.

27. Sweet potato fell into the hole of the fire resistance-it's time to simmer ★ Describe your misfortune.

28. diamond cut diamond is almost as good as a diamond.

29. Peng Zu's urinal-old product★ Legend has it that Peng Zu lived for 800 years, and his urinal accumulated thick scale, which is a metaphor for self-sufficiency.

30. Peng Zu meets the birthday girl-each has his own merits ★ Divide equally, divide equally.

3 1. cooked mung beans-will not go up ★① means that the goods will not go up ② means that the business can't go on, and it is difficult to become bigger and stronger.

32. Kitchen step brick-salty wet (salty wet) ★ Please refer to "Soy sauce accumulation-salty wet".

33. lament and chant-unintentional words ★ refers to some unintentional mistakes, not intentional.

34. Wear powder to hang the neck-save face ★ Describe some people who love vanity and want to save face when they die.

35. overnight bombing-anger ★ describes some men as weak and lacking masculinity.

36. Overnight beans-bloating ★ means angry, extremely angry, very angry.

37. The more you wash, the dirtier it gets-it's water ★ The more you wash, the dirtier it gets, indicating that someone is not skilled and has a low level.

38. Grinding roller core-put it on both sides ① Put it on one side and on the other side for a while; ② We can't make up our minds, have it both ways.

39. The underworld rises-I don't understand ★

40. Taoist divination-gossip ★ It is very capable to tell fortune with gossip. Metaphor is a talkative and nosy person.

4 1. Wet cotton bomb ★

42. Wet water elemene-pumping water at both ends ★ Describe children running around and jumping around.

43. Wet water towel-by twisting ★ The towel can only be dried if it is screwed up. People who often say that they don't have time twist it (squeeze it).

44. Wet water firecrackers-dead lead (addiction) ★ The fuse is called lead, which means that you are interested in something, but your technical level is not high enough, just staying in interest.

45. Wet hemp rope-the more it is entangled, the tighter it is ★ Learning is a link. If that link is loose, it will affect other links, so we should seize it and entangle it, and finally achieve the purpose of learning.

46. Lei Gong hits tofu-pick soft shrimp ★ Describe that some people are afraid of being fierce and strong, but they bully the weak.

47. Thunder fights too much-fighting for heaven and earth ★ Playing too much and thunder is of course a day and a place, and the difference is too far.

48. Swing the grass-see the limelight ★① refers to sleek, swinging on both sides, and no one will offend ②. Have it both ways. Using relationships, both sides can meet their needs.

49. Honey-thick outside and sweet inside ★ Advise people to observe things not only from the outside, but also from the essence, from the outside to the inside.

50. My nose hurts-immediate ★

5 1. The trunk of a sandalwood tree-a sandalwood tree with a straight heart and only one heart is used to describe the loyalty between lovers.

52. playing in the sun shed-fighting high ★ metaphor arrogance, big shelf.

53. Short circuit in the brain-the most commonly used words refer to mental illness, mental problems, and wrong telephone lines.

54. riddle-guess ★ guess left and right, but I can't guess.

55. The navy described the first mate as the first mate, and everyone was at the same level, which was very poor.

56. Dewdrop-drop dik1√ more ★ means too little, just a little, and not much is gained.

57. The shadow in the lotus pond-lotus root (even) is homophonic, and the idol is actually a human figure made of wood or mud.

58. The family hit the boy-let's go ★ The family takes the boat as their home, and the place is narrow, with nowhere to go and no way to escape.

59. Chop onions with a kitchen knife-both ends are empty ★

60. The bow ruler is used to measure the water level.

6 1. Liang Suji's toothbrush-penniless ★ This is a famous advertising word in the old Guangzhou sentence. It shows that the toothbrush is very strong and it is not easy to lose a hair. Extending to the miser, he is very stingy and penniless.

62. Live ginseng is burned as firewood-don't know the goods ★ Describe that you have no vision and don't know the goods.

63. Riding a bicycle downhill-take advantage of the trend ★ Metaphor is to go with the flow.

64. Stupid people catch chess-they don't care about their families when they die ★ Some people just play chess, regardless of the fire in the backyard and the consequences.

65. Soy sauce accumulation-salty and wet, salty, sticky, obscene and indecent.

66. Soy sauce dishes-do whatever you want ★ You have no right to speak, just do what others say.

67. Rice soy sauce-full color and water ★ describes mystifying, pretending and putting on a show.

68. Yellow swollen feet-it's hard to say ★ Don't mention them again.

69. Find a cooked food with yellow skin-"Old friends are stupid ★ 2 Metaphor uses acquaintances. "

70. A military commander carved out of yellow mud-never hit ★ means he is incompetent and useless.

7 1. whoring, gambling, drinking and blowing-five poisons all exist ★ The harmful "five poisons" divorce his wife and children and break up the family.

72. Worship God with a fork-look at the sky and do things. They say man proposes, God disposes.

73. Chaozhou Music-Take care of yourself★ Describe some people who are selfish and only care about themselves.

74. The "emptiness" of life is viewed with the "emptiness" of Buddhism, but the space is not positive enough.

75. Lazy people wear clogs-procrastination ★ ① Describe procrastination, laziness ② Poor work, procrastination and prevarication.

76. Turn over the tea residue-taste ★ Metaphor food is not attractive, not very delicious.

77. glutinous rice shit hole-snoring ★ refers to some people dropping in, sitting down and chatting for a long time, and their ass seems to be stuck.

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