Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - It took 500 times to look back at the past life before I got a pass for this life.

It took 500 times to look back at the past life before I got a pass for this life.

Because I loved it, I won't be an enemy; I won't be friends because I've been hurt. If you need to look back 500 times in this life to get through, it would be great now! In fact, passing by is also a deep fate.

Dreams, scattered forever, swaying in the past; Dream, engrave years, touch thoughts; Dream, low nostalgia, beautiful silence.

The rain washed the pale face and penetrated into the pupil, making it painful and astringent. The world began to become dirty, and the liquid on the corners of the mouth was salty and bitter. Can't tell whether it's rain pollution or bitter tears!

If life is colorful, then youth must be the most gorgeous touch; If life is a dynamic blend, then Fanghua must be the most dynamic one.

The hourglass is reversed repeatedly, and the painful relief of life is experienced again and again. How many 99 seconds are there in life? How much courage does it take to bear the pain again and again?

When I said goodbye to you in tears, you just left me coldly, unable to feel your cold eyes, and your heart broke into thousands of pieces.

The past years have passed like water, which has taught me to be sad quietly and to express everything in words, but I am always getting old and forgetting.

Scattered years will keep me in this lonely corner of dusk. In this lonely night, listening to the understanding of Zen, and a moment that should last forever is just a loss at that time.

Time flies on the left bank, and the lonely shadow is melancholy. I am wandering in this empty text, I am infatuated!

One is persistence, two are sincerity, three are vagueness, four are pity, five are tears, six are tenderness, seven are romantic cups, and eight are love for fire. After nine tests, the pot is perfect.

Lonely eyes are silent and quiet. When will they be found in the bright hall and hidden in my dark corner?

The nostalgia for the past gently entangles my thoughts and makes me sigh. In fact, it has created love in this life, but it is doomed to the tragic drama of parting.

His heart has already changed seasons, and you are still standing on the day he made a promise.

I can see the prosperity, but I can't touch the memories.

Who is pale, who is waiting, who is being sarcastic.

Talk about spoofing QQ: 500 times in previous lives, but I got a "rogue" in this life.

1. Scum is bitter and tired. I can't sleep before the exam. I can't pass the exam at all. After the exam, I was very decadent. Xueba said he couldn't do it at all. The final exam was ok!

2. Don't watch AV all the time, and don't look at what is behind keyboards A and V..

The little girl selling flowers took my hand and said, Big Brother, buy flowers. I can see at a glance that you are a playboy.

4. Looking back 500 times in the past life, I got a rogue in this life!

5. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Wukong.

6. Obviously, the disabled students must start the learning hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity, but also has a special card.

7. I always feel like a foreigner when I take the Chinese exam. In the English exam, I always feel that I am from China. I found myself an alien in the math exam.

8. Q: Is my avatar Niu B? A: Yes!

9. Failure is the stepmother of success, and she doesn't help her when she sees that her children have been failing.

10. As the saying goes, near Zhu Zhechi, near Zhu Zhechi. It's not your fault that you like eating. In the final analysis, it is because there are too many pigs around you.

1 1. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

12. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!

13. Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read.

14. Don't forget you just because you broke up. You have to look back at the toilet after taking a shit.

15. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

16. See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

17. The tragedy of life is: the exam is coming, others are reviewing, but I am previewing.

18. Women waste a lot of paper watching Korean dramas, and so do men watching Japanese dramas!

19. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. The most terrible thing is that the toilet was discovered before people woke up.

2 1. How long is your love for me? Can I renew it after it expires?

22. When I wait for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother!

23. Everyone else thought I was looking down in thought. Actually, I was wondering if I should pick up a dime on the ground.

24. A child gave me 100 yuan to be his parents. When I got to his head teacher, I immediately knelt down: Wife, let me explain the cheap QQ: I looked back 500 times in my last life, but I got a "rogue" in this life!

1. I looked back 500 times in my last life and got a rogue in my life! 2. Some classes are like Fu Nan Battery, and one class is longer than six classes. 3. The weather is very cold. Does the moon always weave autumn trousers with my red thread? It's not necessarily an angel who wears a ring on his head, it may be Wukong! I used to be a schoolmaster, but later I wanted to see the world of scum and found myself lost. 6. People are unlucky, and drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth. 7. Part 1: This TM is so cold that it's dead. Why TM? Bottom line: live TM, pour TM mold, wear less TM, whoever TM depends on. Horizontal batch: all TM nonsense. Please cherish the thin people around you, because if one day a gust of wind blows, they will be blown away. 9. Why do you suddenly get lost and have a nosebleed during menstruation? 10. If you are really hungry, you can call me and I will chew some snacks for you. 1 1. In junior high school, the head teacher wanted the Sports Commission to check whether all the girls were here. He said to the Sports Commission: Go and tidy up the girls in the class. The sports Committee member was flattered and asked in a low voice, which one to kiss first? The teacher thought for a moment and said, of course, press the student number! 12. Who gave me QQ cough syrup? I feel that this penguin has not coughed for a long time. 13. The man who came home early told his wife a story. Men who come home late make up stories for their wives. 14. People think I'm looking down. Actually, I was wondering if I should pick up a dime on the ground. Boyfriend: What do you want? Will you stop being unreasonable? Girlfriend: unreasonable, yes, I am unreasonable. As a man, can't you say you are sorry? Just say sorry to me! Boyfriend: Sorry. Girlfriend: Do you think you can just say you're sorry? 16. Don't eat the things in the spoon, look at the things in the pot, think about the things in the bowl, and remember what is not in the pot. Life is like anxiety, but it is thrilling without accurate lyrics. 18. invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test score 19. 1987 During his visit to China, the Philippine President said: At least geographically, those islands are closer to the Philippines. Grandpa Deng took a deep breath of his cigarette and said that geographically speaking, the Philippines is also very close to China. You move, we bump, move, move, www. Move once, move once, the boundless horizon is my love. 2 1. Today in the street, I saw a fortune teller and asked him to read my palm. After watching it for a long time, I suddenly looked up and looked at me in horror. Then I knelt on the ground and shouted: Long live the emperor! 22. I want a stable score and can resist the cruelty of exams. 23. It is obvious that the disabled students must start the learning hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity but also is particularly stuck. 24. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to be a bitch. 25. The incredible thing about human beings is that they are the only creatures that can cut down big trees, make paper, and then write on them to protect them. Heartache sentences that pass by

1, I am depressed and a little helpless. I want to spend the future with you.

2, so pass by, blend away, thus alienating the back-to-back distance, and never have the opportunity to meet again.

3. How many people have made the right choice but stood at the wrong time and place, passed by the people who were destined to be, and finally spent their whole lives caring for them, without hand in hand, with empty regrets.

4. I don't miss a moment. I only hope that the rain will be alone and the water will be sad.

Maybe life is more like a trip. There will be countless crossroads on the road that meet unexpectedly and pass you by in an instant.

6. I want to wait for the autumn sky to be blue; Looking back on the first meeting in the old place

7. Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life.

8, the fate is helpless, it seems that I have met Yan. In this way, I won your prediction. This life is just a passing thing.

9. In the future, roads return to roads, bridges return to bridges, dust returns to dust, and soil returns to soil. It doesn't matter, and heaven remains our neighbourhood. Pass by, be well.

10, why happiness always passes by, and when I miss you occasionally ... let ... memories accompany me.

1 1, in fact, we spent our whole lives playing a show.

12, you and I have a hopeless fit, but in the end we can only pass by.

13, whether you stop by my side or not, it is our fate to pass you by in this life. There is no boat ferry that has been built for a hundred years, but we have also built street ferry for decades.

14, I passed you by and you came in a hurry. Before I found out, you had already left, leaving me with a regretful figure.

15. The legendary cherry blossoms are really special. Tonight, I will walk in the starry city and miss you in a beautiful dream.

16, I looked back 500 times in my last life and passed Kexin by, so how many times do I have to look back in my next life before I can meet Kexin again?

17, I passed by youth. I didn't catch the tail of youth, and youth didn't keep me. Only the fireworks of that season bloomed in my memory.

18, and then sit on the street and watch pedestrians every day, but only see 500 eyes, and then I can only pass by in my life.

19, happiness and I will always be just two parallel lines, and we can only pass by each other forever.

20. Every moving picture has become a fragment of memories. Every time you pass by, it always makes people sad, and you can't understand the helplessness and pain in your heart.