Branches in the wall and flowers in the west.

Volume 27 Jin Yunu hits a fickle lover with a stick

Author: Feng Menglong

Yu Shiming said-

Volume 27 Jin Yunu hits a fickle lover with a stick

Branches in the wall, flowers in the west. They have been blown away by the wind since landing.

Branches will grow again when there are no flowers, and it is difficult to get flowers on branches without them.

These four sentences were written by people in the former dynasty to abandon their wives, saying that a woman's husband is like a flower attached to a branch. If there are no flowers on the branches, spring will reappear; If a flower leaves the branch, it can't be combined. Advise all women in the world to do their best and share weal and woe until death do us part; Don't be too greedy and poor. You are half-hearted and regret it.

Let's talk about a famous minister in the Han Dynasty. At the beginning, my wife knew nothing about Mount Tai and abandoned it. Later, she regretted it. Where did you say the minister came from? What's your last name? Who is it? My surname is Zhu, my name is Maichen, my name is Weng Zi, and I am from Huiji County. The family is poor, and the husband and wife live in Pengmen, a broken alley. Every day, they pay the minister to cut firewood on the mountain and pick it to sell it in the city to live. Good at reading, fondle admiringly. Although firewood was on his shoulder, he still held the book in his hand, chewing while reading and singing. City people are used to it, but as soon as they hear the sound of reading, they know that buyers are coming to pick firewood. Unfortunately, he is a Confucian scholar, and they all buy his.

What's more, I don't care about the price, I value it by people, so his firewood is easier to take off than others.

They are generally frivolous children. When they saw him picking firewood and reading in groups, they laughed at him, insulted him and didn't care about buying ministers. One day, when his wife went out to fetch water, she was deeply ashamed to see the group of children clapping and laughing with firewood. When the buyer came back from selling firewood, his wife advised, "study, not sell firewood;" If you want to sell firewood, don't read. Xu is old and not stupid, but he behaves like a child and is laughed at by children. Isn't it shameful to die! "

The buyer replied, "I sell firewood to save the poor, and I study to get rich." Never mind, let him laugh. " His wife smiled and said, "If you get rich, you won't sell firewood. Ever since ancient times, have you ever seen an official selling firewood? Say this is not a nose! " "The rich and the poor have their own time," said the buyer. Some people count me eight, and I will be rich when I am 50 years old.

As the saying goes,' things change', you should stop expecting me. His wife said, "Don't listen to the fortune teller. He sees you crazy and makes fun of you on purpose. At the age of 50, he can't even carry a firewood. Starving to death is a thing, and you want to be an official! In addition to the lack of a judge in the Yan Luowang Temple, waiting for you to do it! " "At the age of eighty, Jiang Taigong was still fishing in Weishui. When he saw Zhou Wenwang, he worshipped him as his father in the car. At the age of 59, the current Prime Minister's Palace was still herding cattle in the East China Sea. It was not until he was sixty that he had a chance to visit the Marquis. I made my fortune at the age of 50, although it was later than Ganluo and earlier than those two. You must wait patiently. "

His wife said, "Don't worry! Those who fish and release cattle have talents in their chests; Now if you read these dead books, you will read that you are only 100 years old. What's the point? What bad luck to be your wife! You are laughed at by children, and I have no face to implicate you. If you don't listen to me and throw away your book, I won't be with you for the rest of my life. If we all go our separate ways, we will bear the burden. " "I am forty-three years old this year," said the buyer. "In seven years, I will be fifty years old. Not long ago, you can't wait long. I am just fickle, I left me and I need to regret it in the future! " His wife said, "There are few men carrying firewood in the world. What do you regret? If I raise you for another seven years, I will starve to death even my bones somewhere. You let me go out conveniently and saved my life. " Seeing that his wife insisted on leaving, the buyer sighed and said, "Come on, come on, I just hope you can find a better husband than Zhu Maichen." His wife said, "Better than a penny." With that, he bowed twice and walked out happily without looking back. The buyer was filled with emotion and wrote four poems on the wall: marry a dog and chase a dog, marry a chicken and chase a chicken. My wife abandoned me, and I won't abandon my wife.

At the age of 50, I went to Xijing to write to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and wait for the bus. People in the same city help to recommend talents to buy ministers. The son of heaven knew that the buyer was a man of Huiji, and he must know the advantages and disadvantages of local people's feelings, that is, he worshipped Huiji as the prefect and left his post. When the prefect of Huiji heard that the new magistrate was coming, he made a fortune and repaired the road. The husband of the wife of the minister is also in service. The wife is untidy, and someone is accompanying her to deliver the meal. When she saw the prefects around, she peeked from the side. It was her husband Zhu Maichen. When the buyer saw it in the car, he recognized it as his old lady, so he called it and put it in the back car. In the mansion, my wife was ashamed of her land and kowtowed and apologized.

Mai Chen sent an invitation to his stepmother to meet him. After a while, my husband called and fell on his knees, afraid to look up. The buyer smiled and said to his wife, "I like this man. I have never seen him better than Zhu Maichen." His wife kowtowed again and again, regretting that she was as blind as a bat, and was willing to be a servant girl for life.

The buyer ordered a bucket of water and threw it under the steps. He said to his wife, "Take it back after throwing it. I miss your youthful love, and I was sentenced to farm with you and your wife in the back garden. " His wife then walked out of the mansion, and passers-by pointed and said, "This is the new Taishou lady." So he was ashamed and ran to the backyard and threw himself into the river. There is a poem to prove it: the floating mother still knows how to pity hunger, but the wife can't bear to abandon the poor Confucianism?

If I knew it was the water under the bridge that took it away, I would regret studying.

There is also a poem about bullying the poor and attaching importance to the rich. It's natural in the world to buy an extra wife. Poetry: Who knows that the dragon son is in the mud, and success or failure depends on it.

Don't blame women for being blind. How many wives are there in the world?

This story is about a wife who abandoned her husband. Nowadays, men who abandon their wives are generally deceiving the poor and loving the rich and ungrateful. Later, he was considered unlucky and was talked about.

It is said that during the Song and Shaoxing years, although Lin 'an was a rich place in Beijing, there were still many beggars among them. Among the beggars, there is a leader named "Tuantou", who is responsible for managing all beggars. When the beggar calls for something to be changed, the leader of the regiment takes money from his grandson. If it rains and snows and there is no place to cry, the head of the delegation will cook some porridge for the beggars, and the head of the delegation will take care of the rags. So these beggars are cautious and humble, like slaves, and dare not offend. When the leaders of the regiment saw that he had received some regular money, they generally lent money and made profits among beggars. No whoring, no gambling, or doing everyone's work. He does this for a living and doesn't want to change careers for the time being. This is just one thing. The name "Tuantou" is not pleasant to listen to. You have earned fields, earned land, made money from generation to generation, and will always be a leader, which is not equal to ordinary people.

No one respects me when I go out, so I have to close the door and grow up in the house. Even so, if you count the words "good and cheap", you can only say that prostitutes, excellent, slaves and pawns are all cheap, not beggars. It seems that beggars just have no money, but no scars. For example, during the Spring and Autumn Period, Wu Zixu fled, and he also played the flute and begged for food in Wucheng; In the Tang Dynasty, Zheng Yuanhe was a singer, singing Lotus Waterfall. Later, wealth developed, and a bed of brocade was built, all of which were outstanding in the process of transformation. It can be seen that although this generation is despised, it is no better than prostitution, Excellence, slavery and pawn.

Let's stop chatting. Now let's talk about a team leader in Hangzhou, surnamed Jin, who is a famous boss.

My ancestors came to him and worked for seven generations, earning a complete housework. Live in a good house, plant a good garden, get dressed, eat a good meal, accumulate more millet, have more money in your pocket and lend money to the maid. Although not the top rich, but also a few rich families. With ambition, Mr. Jin gave the head to his clansman, Jin Zazi. Seeing that it was useful to him, he left the beggar alone. Even so, Li just called him the head of the team, and his name hasn't changed. Boss Jin is in his fifties. He lost his wife, no children and only one daughter named Yunu. That jade slave is very beautiful. How can she be seen? There are poems to prove it: flawless as jade, with shame.

Only little palace dress, clear Zhang Lihua.

Boss Jin regards this girl as a treasure and has taught her to read and write since childhood. By the age of fifteen or sixteen, poetry and fu were all connected, and they were all written by correspondence. As a female worker, she is also very delicate, and she can tune the guzheng and manage it, so she is smart in everything. Boss Jin took a fancy to his daughter's talent and decided to marry her to a scholar. In the old clan of the famous family, there are few women eager to have this one. I hate being born in the head of the regiment, and no one asked for it. If it is an ordinary brokerage firm, there is no future, and Boss Jin will not pull him again. Therefore, if you are high, you will not be low, and your daughter will not stay until she is eighteen.

Occasionally, a neighbor Weng said, "There is a scholar under Taiping Bridge, whose surname is inexplicable. He is twenty years old and handsome. He is well-read and knowledgeable. Just because my parents are dead, my family is poor and unmarried. In the recent exam, I made up too many students, and I am willing to be adopted by my wife. This person is suitable for your love, why not recruit him as a husband? " Boss Jin said, "Why bother the old man?" Neighbor Weng was ordered to look for Mo Xiucai under the Taiping Bridge and said to him, "To tell you the truth, my ancestors used to be the head of the team, but now they don't do it for a long time. I only covet his good daughter, and his family is rich. The scholar does not give up his doubts, but the old man will make it. " Although Moggi didn't say anything, he was thinking, "I don't have enough to eat and wear today, so I can't get married." Why don't I kill two birds with one stone at his house?

Did not laugh at it. Nai said to his neighbor, "My uncle's words are wonderful, but there is a lack of employment at home. What should I do? " Neighbor Weng said, "The scholar only promised and didn't spend a penny. This is all on the elderly. " Neighbor Weng replied to Jin Laohuo and chose an auspicious day. The Kim family sent a new suit to wear, and Mo Xiucai got married. Moggi was overjoyed to see the jade slave. He got a beautiful wife for nothing, and he has nothing to worry about. Even among my friends, I know that Moggi is poor and they forgive each other, so no one laughs at him.

At the full moon, Mr. Jin prepared a banquet, taught his son-in-law to invite his classmates and friends to drink, and respected his family for six or seven days in a row. When he was angry with his clansman Kim chili pepper, he was also the talk of a class. An excellent teacher. He said: "You are also the group leader, and I am also the group leader. You have only worked for several generations, and you have money to earn. As far as ancestors are concerned, you are no different from each other. My niece, Yunu's husband, should also invite me to a wedding reception. Now I invite people to have a full moon for six or seven days, and I don't have an invitation three inches long and one inch wide. If your son-in-law is a scholar, don't you be a senior minister and prime minister? Am I not an uncle? Can't afford to sit on a stool? Don't look people in the eye! I'm going to bother Artemia and teach him that everyone is bored! " Call fifty or sixty beggars and go to boss Jin's house. But see: flower hat, knotted shirt. The old mat is facing the broken felt strip, and the short bamboo root is equipped with a thick bowl. Call dad call mom call rich, only noisy in front of the door; Playing tricks on snakes, playing tricks on dogs and playing tricks on Sun have their own tricks. Knocking on the board and singing flowers, the sound is ugly; Brick face, ugly. Zhong Kui can't stand a bunch of ghosts.

When the boss heard the noise, he opened the door, and the gold lazarillo de tormes led the beggars into the room, shouting and making noise. The lazarillo de tormes ran to the table, picked out good wine and food, and only ate them. He shouted, "Tell my nephew and husband to come and see my uncle!" " Scared the scholars to stand on their feet, they all fled, and even Moggi followed their friends to avoid them. Boss Jin told him repeatedly, "It's none of my business that my son-in-law treats me today. I'll have a special drink another day and talk to you. " A lot of money was given to beggars, and two jars of good wine, live chickens and geese were carried out and sent to beggars' homes as folding tables until evening. Jade slave was so angry that she shed tears in the room. That night, Moggi stayed at a friend's house and didn't come back until the next morning. Boss Jin felt ashamed when he met his son-in-law. Moggi was also unhappy, but everyone didn't say it. To be exact:

Dumb people eat cortex phellodendri, and they know the bitter taste.

However, Jin Yunu only hated his bad family style and wanted to get rich, but advised her husband to study hard. All books, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, are bought at all costs to read with their husbands; Don't be stingy with the supply cost, ask someone to talk; He also paid money to teach her husband to make friends and expand his reputation. From this day on, Moggi learned, and from the day he became famous, he was released from Xielianke at the age of 23.

Today, I gave a banquet in Qionglin. Put on a black hat and an official robe. Welcome back immediately. When I arrived at my father-in-law's house, I saw a group of children in the neighborhood scrambling to look at it, pointing and pointing: "The son-in-law of the first family of Jintuan has become an official." Moggi heard the news immediately, and it was not easy to deal with things, so he had to wait patiently. When I saw my father-in-law, although I did my best outside, I was filled with anger and thought, "If I had known that I had money today and there were no princes and nobles, I am afraid I wouldn't get married." Worship a team leader and be a husband is not a lifelong death! Raising a child or the grandson of the head of the regiment is a much-told story. Now that things are like this, my wife is still wise. It's hard to refuse if she doesn't break the seven rules. It's just that if you don't think twice, you'll regret it. "To this end, I'm just unhappy in my heart. Jade slave asked several times without answering, and I don't know what it means. Ironically, Moggi only thought about today's wealth, but forgot the season of poverty and turned his wife's contribution to fame into a spring water. This is his misconduct.

In a few days, Moggi's election will be awarded to Wuwei Military Division. My father-in-law invited me to pour wine to see him off, but I didn't expect beggars to come to make trouble. I was so happy that Lin 'an went to Wuwei Army and Moggi took his wife aboard.

After a few days' journey, we arrived at the Caishi River and the north shore of Weizhou. Its night moon is like day, Moggi can't sleep, get dressed, and sit in the bow and play with the moon. Looking around, I thought of the colonel again, and I was unhappy. I suddenly had an evil idea: unless this woman dies, she will marry another person to avoid lifelong shame. He walked into the hut with confidence and coaxed Yunu to get up and watch the moonlight. Jade slave has slept, and Moggi repeatedly forced him to get up. Jade slave could not resist her husband's wishes, so she had to put on her clothes and walk to the door of the horse. She relaxed her head and looked at the moon, but Moggi caught her by surprise, took her out of the bow and pushed her into the river. Wake up the boatman quietly, pay and sail quickly. There are many rewards and you can't be late. The boat didn't understand, so it hurriedly paddled and moved the boat ten miles away. As soon as she stopped at the berth, she said, "Grandma Yi Shi fell into the water because she was playing with the moon, and she couldn't be saved." But he gave the boatman three taels of silver as a drink. The boatman knows, who dares to speak? Although there were a few silly maids on board, they only said that the hostess really fell into the water, crying and leaving her hand. There is a poem to prove it: just because the group is not fragrant, you have the heart to abandon the dross because of complacency?

Lucky chance's heart is hard to untie, and he has won people's favor.

Coincidentally, after Moggi moved the boat, Xu Dehou, newly appointed, just transferred from Huaixi, moored the boat on the north shore of the quarry, where Moggi pushed his wife into the water. Xu Dehou and his wife pushed the window to look at the moon, indulged in drinking and never slept a wink. Suddenly I heard a cry on the shore, but it was a woman's voice, and her voice was unbearable. Call the sailor to see it. It's a single woman sitting on the river bank. Then he sent someone to find the ship to check its source. It turns out that this woman is the wife of Wuwei Military Division. When she fell into the water for the first time, she was so scared and desperate. Suddenly feel something in the water, lift your feet, go with the flow and get close to the river bank. Jade slave struggled ashore, lifted up his eyes and looked, the river was boundless, and the main ship had disappeared. Only then did he realize that her husband had forgotten the basics, deliberately wanted to drown his wife, but didn't want to be a lecherous. Now, although I have my life, I have nowhere to live, but I turn to sadness and cry. Seeing Xu Gong's questioning, I couldn't help telling it from beginning to end. Talking and crying. Even Mr. and Mrs. Xu were in tears and advised, "You'd better stop crying and be my goddaughter. That makes sense." Jade slave thank humbly. Mrs. Xu Cmfu took dry clothes and changed them for him, and arranged for him to stay in the back cabin alone. The men and women who taught him called him miss, and paid the boatman separately, not to let him out.

A few days later, he took office in Huaixi, where Wuwei Army belonged, and Xu Gong was the boss of Mo Shu, so he invited him to visit with his class. When Xu Gong met Uncle Mo, he thought, "What a pity that such a beautiful person has done such a fickle thing!"

After a few months, Xu Gong said to his entourage, "Xiaguan has a daughter who is very talented and beautiful. She is 30 years old and wants to choose a good couple. Do you have a man in your heart? " Hearing of the death of Mo Shu-nan, all the staff unanimously recommended him. With his extraordinary talent, he is worthy of the honor of the East Bed. He said: "I have long been interested in this son, but this young man is ambitious and generous, and may not be willing to take care of his family." "He was born in a poor family," said the staff. "If he leans against a Yushu tree, why are you so lucky? Do you think it is too much to be adopted by your son-in-law? " Xu: "Since you think it is feasible, you can talk to Uncle Mo. However, the cloud comes from the wishes of kings to find out their feelings. Don't say it will get in your way. "

When they received the order, they told Moggi that they knew about it and wanted to act as matchmaker for him. Moggi is about to climb the ladder. He is eager to marry his boss. He readily replied: "This matter depends on success, and the results should be reported." They all said, "You deserve it." Then I will reply to Xu Gong. Xu said, "Although I have inherited the family business, the Xiaguan couple love this daughter and are spoiled by nature, so they don't want to get married. I'm afraid our family is young and will not accommodate each other, otherwise there may be bad blood, which will hurt the couple. Be sure to say in advance that you must be inclusive before you dare to get involved. " When they were ordered, they told the manager the news, and all the managers obeyed.

At this time, compared with the season of Jinshi, the master of ceremonies usually takes golden flowers and colored coins as the instrument of winning and surrendering, and chooses auspicious days to prepare the son-in-law for transshipment.

But Xu Gong first taught his wife and Yu Nu: "The old" xianggong "pities you for being widowed. If you want to care for a scholar, you can't stop it." Younu replied: "Although I am from a poor family, I know manners very well. I was married to Moran, and I've been with him. Although Mo Lang hates poverty and abandons meanness, he is cruel to others. I have done my best and I don't want to marry my wife again! " Tears ran down her face.

Seeing his sincerity, his wife said honestly, "The scholar mentioned by the old" xianggong "is Mo Lang.

The old "xianggong" hates her capriciousness and insists that you husband and wife get together again. He only said that he had a biological daughter and wanted to adopt a son-in-law, but he taught his family to discuss marriage with Mo Lang, who was willing to listen and only adopted a son-in-law at my house tonight. He must have been very angry with you when he walked into the room. "

Jade slave just closed her tears, rearranged her powder, put on new makeup and tied the knot.

At night, Mo Shu wore a neat crown, a hat and a Dai Jinhua, dressed in red brocade, riding a carved saddle horse, with two classes of drums leading the way, and all his family came to see him off. Along the way, who doesn't refuel! To be exact:

It's really strange that a white horse matches drum music.

The colonel likes to change halls as soon as possible, but there is not enough quarrying river.

That night, the freight forwarding company laid a carpet and made a scene, waiting for the new son-in-law to come to the door. Uncle Mo dismounted from the city gate and invited him out to meet him. All the bureaucrats didn't go. Uncle Mo went straight to the private house. The couple covered their heads with red handkerchiefs and two foster mothers helped them out. After drinking the ceremony outside the threshold, the people who presided over the ceremony paid tribute not only to heaven and earth, but also to their husbands and mothers. After the ceremony, they were sent back to the bridal chamber to attend the wedding reception. At this time, Uncle Mo was absent-minded, and his joy was beyond words. He came in with his face upturned.

As soon as I stepped into the door, seven or eight old women and maids came out from the doors on both sides. One by one, holding thin bamboo sticks, they swept down and took off their gauze hats. The sticks on their shoulders rained down, shouting without overlapping, thinking only of one head. Uncle Mo was beaten down in a panic and had to shout, "Husband, mom, help!" " "Listen to the charming voice from the room, saying," don't kill fickle lover, call someone to pick you up. "Everyone stopped. Seven or eight old women and maids tugged at their ears and arms, as if six thieves were beating Amitabha and squeezing in front of the couple. The minister's account also said: "What is the crime of being an official? "When I opened my eyes, the candle was brightly painted. I saw a new man sitting on it, not others, but my wife Jin Yunu. Moggi was out of her wits at this moment and shouted, "A ghost! There are ghosts! " They all laughed.

Duke Xu came in from the outside and called, "Don't be suspicious, son-in-law. This is my adopted daughter, not a ghost. " Moggi's heart stopped beating at once, and he hurriedly knelt down and handed over: "I don't know my sin, I hope your Excellency will forgive me." Xu Gongping: "This matter has nothing to do with Xiaguan, but my daughter didn't speak." Yunu spat in his face and scolded, "Lucky thief! Don't you remember Hong Song said,' Don't forget the friendship between the poor and the lowly, and the wife of the dross never leaves the court.' At the beginning, you came to our door empty-handed, and you gained a reputation because of the wealth of our family and your study. You are very lucky today. I wish my husband and wife were more expensive. When you are ungrateful, you won't feel guilty, bite back and push slaves into the river. Fortunately, I was poor every day and was rescued by my father and adopted as a daughter. If you are buried in the belly of a river fish, why don't you marry a new person? How can I get together with you again today? " Say and burst into tears, give her fickle love, give her fickle love, and scold or not shut up. Moggi was ashamed and silent. He kowtowed and begged Xu Gong to read it and scolded him enough. Lift the chair up and persuade Jade to be angry: "My son, you should settle down and repent and turn over a new leaf. I can't look down on you. Although you two used to be husband and wife, you are just newlyweds in my family. Look at my face in everything and check all the gossip. " He said to Moggi, "Dear husband, you don't come from your own family, so don't blame others. Just be patient tonight, and I will teach your mother-in-law to comfort you. " Say and walk out of the room. Mrs. Shaoke came, mediated many conversations, and the two of them lived in peace.

The next day, Xu Gong hosted a banquet for his new son-in-law and returned the golden flower lottery coins given the day before. He said, "One daughter is not employed by another. My husband has spent money in the Jin family before, but he dare not accept it in duplicate this time. " Moggi bowed his head and was speechless. Xu Gong added: "A good husband often hates to make Yue Weng humble, so that the husband and wife lose love, which is almost endless. How are the regular employees today? I am afraid that the title is not high and I am not yet full of virtue. " Moggi's face turned red and purple, and he was about to leave to apologize. There is a poem to prove it: I am infatuated with marriage. Who ever expected the new person to be the old one?

I was so ashamed that I beat and scolded him and asked him why he took Yue Weng's new job.

Since then, Moggi has reconciled with Mrs. Yunu, and the settlement amount is twice as much as before. Mrs Xu Gong * * * takes Yu Nu as a woman, Moggi as her husband, and Yu Nu takes Xu Gong and his wife as their parents.

Even moved, he greeted the head of the team, Mr. Jin, in his office and handed him over to death. Later, when Mr. and Mrs. Xu died, Jin Yunu made heavy clothes to repay their kindness. Mohs and Xu Shi have always been brothers, and they have always kept in touch. As a poem says, Hong Song is called a moral person, while Huang Yun divorced his wife and accused her of fickleness.

Let's try not to get married again, all the work before marriage is in vain.