The funniest xiehouyu in the world.

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Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma

The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.

The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.

Then the gourd digs the seeds-one less.

Then enter the fire zone-hold your breath.

Then drink water in the middle of your head-reluctantly

You can't force people to do things they don't want to do. )

The dwarf pushes his hand-his hand is not high

A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.

Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.

Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.

An Shi Rebellion-The other way around.

Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and brittle.

Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch.

Put glasses on the dog's head-pretend to be human.

Dogs stick out their tongues-it's hot.

Dog legs enter the village-neighbors are uneasy

Dogs swallow peppers-it's terrible.

Dew on the dog's tail-take it off at once.

The dog lifts the curtain-the whole battle is open.

Bear in a hat-pretending to be a big shot

The bear is playing the piano-there is no sound.

When the bear saw the thorn, he said, why not? have no choice but to

Bear grinding-don't listen to hello

Bears climb trees-hard work; Anecdotes in the world; There are many strange things.

Bear's treat-nobody answers the door.

A bear is playing with the doorknob-a man and a bear are stupid.

Endure smoking-rare and strange

Bears catch sparrows-hit them blindly

Dogs look at people-bite the poor but not the official.

Dog bites steamed bread-exposed stuffing

Dogs bite heavy objects-what a hard mouth; Stubborn and unwilling to admit mistakes or failures.

A dog bit and ground-found a hammer; Looking for a hammer

Dogs bite pigs-flogged goods.

Dog bites mouse-false positive; Stick your finger in someone else's pie.

The dog bit back and ate it-fought back.

Dogs bite jeeps-rare and strange

The dog bites the eagle-stay away from it; Far from it.

Dogs bite tripterygium wilfordii-making trouble

The dog bit Lv Dongbin-I don't know what to do.

The dog bit the door panel-it won't open.

The dog bites the ass-definitely (bite)

Dogs bite flagpoles-I don't know how high or how low.

Dog Bites the Sun-Arrogance (King)

Dogs Bite Ceramic Tiles-Full of Words (Porcelain)

The dog bit its tail-running around.

Dogs bite zongzi-it can't be solved; not understand

Dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit, wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat-a leopard cannot change his spots.

Stick couplets on the dog's mouth-no way; Nowhere to go.

The bones in the dog's mouth-there is not much oil and water; A small amount of oil and water.

A dog threw a bone into its mouth-whatever it wanted.

Girls like flowers, boys like guns-each takes what he needs; Everybody likes it.

The girl's thread is an egg-shaped thing-there is a clue.

The girl embroidered the purse-concentrate.

A lonely lamb-a baby without a mother

Playing chess in an orphanage-poor and happy; Have fun.

Enter the pocket array alone-it's easier to get in than to get out.

Lonely old man, single son-living together

Lonely to meet relatives-overjoyed

Hooper Hooper's Skills-Fiona Fang Adult

Cooper repairs dustpans-something special.

The owner of the antique shop knows all about the goods in his eyes.

The mouse in the antique shop-untouchable

Antique dealer-knows the goods in his eyes

Things on antique stalls-selling at high prices.

Calligraphy and painting in the ancient tomb-it's time to serve.

The smoke from the ancient tomb-a jack-o'-lantern.

Flagpole in the ancient temple-unique; An old bachelor

Play old music-repeat the same old tune

Inscriptions of ancient seals that cannot be ignored

Wipe your ass with chaff-not clean

Crumb rubbing rope-unable to get started; It is difficult to merge shares.

Steamed corn husk steamed corn bread-not suitable for pinching; Difficult to pinch

Sorghum grows in millet fields-Ran Ran rises; Stand out from others.

Corn grows in millet fields-protruding

The stone in the millet-dumped

Sitting on the rocket under the stock-how many times have you jumped?

Bull desperate-intrigue

Pulling a hair from a bull-insignificant; Rarely; I don't think so.

The bull is in a dilemma.

The bone is stuck in the throat-you can't swallow it or spit it out.

Boiling oil in bone-rare; hard-earned

Toad drilled a horn with a bulging belly-submit to humiliation.

Install an electric fan on the drum.

Willows are inserted in the Forbidden City-trees don't stand.

I don't care about the fire or the pot-I'm in a hurry.

Pick a melon in Gua Tian-I'm dizzy.

Gua Tian chooses melons-the more you look at your eyes, the more flowers you spend.

Ripe melons are ripe-the time is ripe.

Guateng went around the bean shed-tangled

Guazi respects guests-a little token of my appreciation

Peeled melon seeds-sweetheart (benevolence)

Although melon seeds are small, they are human (benevolent) hearts.

It's windy, wearing a silk shirt-shivering.

Sweeping the floor in the wind and rain in the street-false alarm

Sweep the wind and sweep the floor-false positive; surplus

Widows beat children-loathe to give up

Widows go to pawn shops-they want money but have no money.

Widows sell their children-the last resort

Widows go to the grave-crying and wiping their tears

Widows chose Lang-everything they wanted.

Hang the plough and ring the bell-it's so poor.

Hanging the baby to watch the play-happy

Eating fast with bacon-hard

Hang mosquito nets and light mosquito-repellent incense-reinvent the wheel

Selling dog meat with a sheep's head-words and deeds are different

Crutches can breathe fire-I know nothing about it.

Kidnappers chase horses-far behind.

Turn off the lights and beat your wife-forcibly; Become dull

Look for a beard in Guandi Temple-make sure you don't fan the air.

Kanto samurai-extraordinary spirit

Guan Gong has a gourd hanging around his neck-blushing and thick neck.

The executioner's skill-the activity of killing people

The executioner blushed-his face was exposed.

The executioner grinned-hid the knife in a smile.

The imperial concubine sighed-something had happened.

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Raising pigs on your knees-for money

Rolling stones go down the hill, and they will hit the bottom.

Cooking dolls in boiling water pot-acquaintances

Boil the water-it's steaming.

Boil water to make tea-strong and fragrant

Boiled rice flowers-Happy

Boil water and splash ants-a nest is dead

Picking up gold in a boiling oil pan-difficult to start; Can't do it; Can't do

Sprinkle salt in the oil pan and fry it; It exploded.

Fried dough sticks in the frying pan-toss and turn

Millet on the edge of the pot-boiling

Poke a hole in the bottom of the pot-poke a hole.

The lid is punctured-it's flat.

The pot cover is used as a bellows-it is heated by hot air and cooled by air.

Chicken in the pot-it's hard to fly

Crab in the pot-it won't run wild for long.

Fish in the pot-don't try to jump.

Lantern in the boiler room-faint with anger

Pot harrow is like a lamp shadow-burning.

Oil residue on the kitchen table-from practice (oil refining)

Planting melons on the pot-it is difficult to germinate

The pot is black-I don't know how ugly it is.

Cook porridge in the pot-the rice is rotten.

Stir-fry stones in the pot-no oil, no salt.

International Merchant Shipping-Amateurs (Sailing)

Flying kites with foot cloth-notorious.

Foot-binding leaders fly kites-smelly and long; Up and down.

Hang yourself with your head wrapped-you can't rip your face off.

Wintering snail meets spring water-standing proudly.

Pickle jar for winter-soak it.

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Kick down the bridge-no way back

Cross the river and hit the board-heartless

Oxtail crossing the river-you can't drag it.

A chess piece crosses the river-either way; Only enter and not retreat; There is no way out.

Cross the river and wash your feet-kill two birds with one stone

Cross the river with a beard-modesty (pulling a beard)

Rats crossing the street-everyone shouts.

Throw crutches across the river-forgetting one's roots

Hyperflaccid paralysis; Do a lot of soft work

Soybeans that have passed the sieve-no big or small

Filter air-fresh

Passers-by feed the horse-do something wrong

Passers-by Mourning —— Understanding of the Dead

Eat bean dregs in the New Year-very poor.

Pigs for the New Year-they don't live long; Not long.

Knock on the pot in the New Year-Jingle with poverty

Marry a daughter-in-law in the New Year-Double Happiness

An expired ticket is invalid.

Go through five customs and kill six generals-extraordinary spirit

Pugs catch mice-like cats have no cat's ability.

Pugs see their masters-wagging their tails for mercy; Lie down and accept it.

Pugs call cats. They think they are masters.

Pugs have no eyes-a blind air.

Pug on the wall-grab it hard

Pugs wag their tails to woo.

Pug sitting on the wall-pretending to be a local tyrant

Harbin ice sculpture-cold and hard.

Haha, the mirror-it's deformed

Hami melon soaked in rock sugar-adding sweetness to sweetness; Too sweet

The Backbone of Children —— The Generation of Little People (Back)

Seals go up the mountain-impossible; Can't do

Sea cucumber has long thorns-it doesn't sting.

Kelp grows on the bottom of the sea-its roots are deep.

Salvaging embroidery needles at the bottom of the sea-difficulty

The potholes on the seabed cannot be crossed.

Looking for the moon in the sea-busy in vain; Busy for nothing

Planting onions on the seabed-deep roots; Genzishen

Customs clock.-then report it.

Haijiao Life-Laohong

Rocks in the sea-hidden from time to time

Oysters go ashore-don't try to open your mouth

The sea dragon king yawned-what a big breath.

Xia Bing Xie Qiang, the loser of the sea dragon king.

The sea dragon king looked for his son-in-law in soup and water; Get in the water, get in the soup.

Sleeping in a conch shell-refusing to appear

An official who grew up in the sea-a thick pipe

Open a shop on the beach-layman

Make a hat out of jellyfish-pretend to be smooth

Shrimp in Haizi-you can't turn the waves.

What medicine to take for what disease-suit the remedy to the case

Say a good word with rock sugar-sweet words

Sleep in a sweet dream

Cold wave news-cold

Electric fans in winter-daunting

Eating ice water in cold winter-a little bit into your heart.

A hornet's nest in the cold winter-empty; cavity

Sending fans in winter-ignorance of affairs

Hao Han Byrd basks in the sun-muddling along.

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