Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - Unlucky Jiang Ziya (2)
Unlucky Jiang Ziya (2)
? With the help of his good friend Yi Song, he changed his career and became a restaurant owner. This is not bad luck! Maybe it's fate, maybe it's God's arrangement, and his fate is still that his nephew plays lanterns-according to the old uncle.
At the end of Shang Dynasty, there was no road and political darkness in Zhou Wang. People seldom go out and basically stay at home, so business in front of natural restaurants is sluggish.
On this day, Jiang Ziya waited until five o'clock in the afternoon, and no one ate. It seems impossible to open another day. How boring Jiang Ziya's heart is! So I sat under a big locust tree in the yard and shed tears.
I think Jiang Ziya has studied in Yuanshi Tianzun for so many years, and he has perfect ability, both civil and military. It's really useless for heroes!
Just then, a crow croaked in the tree, which made Jiang Ziya more upset. Did this smelly crow come to see my joke?
As a result, Jiang Ziya looked up and scolded the crow, but as soon as he spoke, the crow fell into Jiang Ziya's mouth. Before he could spit, he swallowed it all down his throat!
Jiang Ziya was so angry that he wanted to eat his flesh, skin him, hamstring him and drink his blood. So he picked up the old bricks around him and threw them out. Unfortunately, there is a scorpion under the brick. Scorpion was angered for no reason and stabbed Jiang Ziya several times.
Jiang Ziya threw away the brick at once, and tears fell like balls in pain. He washed and rubbed, and it took a long time to relieve the pain.
But the crow hasn't left yet, and is still crying there, gloating at Jiang Ziya, as if to say, "Why don't you vote for me? You deserve it! "
Jiang Ziya was furious, but this time he became more careful, so he found a modest brick and threw it at the crow.
"I told you to scream and kill you!"
"Gung" ran away, and the crow was not hit and ran away.
But unfortunately, the brick just hit the hornet's nest in the tree, so it buzzed. Bumblebees fly to Jiang Ziya together under the guidance of the queen bee. Jiang Ziya hurriedly fled back to the house, but where he ran, he was stung by the first bumblebee, making him sweat and spinning in circles.
Fortunately, his 68-year-old wife arrived in time, lit a torch, drove away the wasp, and put some tung oil on him. Jiang Ziya was better.
I don't want to stay here, but I am free to stay here. People live when they move, trees die when they move, and songs can't stay. Let's leave now. Where is my shining jewel?
Go to Xiqiao and drift west, that's where my old ginger comes in!
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