Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - Ask and answer 50 golden sentences about picking up girls.

Ask and answer 50 golden sentences about picking up girls.

1, I'm so stupid.

Why do you say that?

I can only love you, and I can't do anything else.

2. My warm-hearted girl must have personality, be gentle and filial, be rational, reason with me patiently, give me a little surprise, be coquettish and lovely, be shorter than me, have waist-length hair and big eyes, but unfortunately you only occupy six words in my heart: my warm-hearted girl.

shut up

Why?

I can kiss you anytime.

4. I am like a playboy

Hmm?

I like all your looks.

Whether it is cloudy in Karen Mok or it rains in Stephanie.

Or a sunny day in Jay Chou, it's not as good as chatting with you and me.

6. I heard that you have a strong ability to manage your family, but I have no talent. I am willing to spend my whole life understanding it.

7. Your father is a thief?

Why do you say that?

He stole the stars for your eyes.

8. Do you know what clothes are best for you?

Beautiful clothes, of course.

Wrong, I conquered it.

9. There is a smell. Do you smell it?

Huh? no

Why is the air a little sweet?

10, if we have a child in the future, what seat will he be?

What seats? Leo?

Wrong, the masterpiece of our love.

1 1, beauty, beauty, which seat are you in?

Aquarius, what are you?

I-I made it specially for you.

12, I will never complain about life again.

Oh?

I just want to hug you.

13, do you know the difference between you and a monkey?

I don't know

The monkey stays in the hole, and you stay in my heart.

14. Sorry, I sent you my love by mistake. If you promise to accept it, if you don't want to, then give me back these three words I sent.

15, will you stop?

Did I speak?

I can't stop thinking about what you said. What happened?

16, every day from now on, I want to have three meals with you, one suite, two people, four seasons.

17, you are my today, and you are my future every day.

18, you are not suitable for the object.

What do you mean?

Fit to be my wife.

19, your previous life was definitely soda. I see you always bubbling happily.

20. Would you stop asking, what are you doing? I've been thinking about you.

2 1, I have had a toothache for a long time, and I can't help thinking about you. You are so sweet, you think you will crush your teeth.

22. Do you want to know why you are taller than me?

Want to?

God knows boys have to bow to girls.

23. I was wrong

Why?

Because I lit your heart.

24. There are 100 ways to make you cute:

Eat candy, eat dessert,

I miss you 98 times a day.

25. I think you are busy at work. In order to save time, you can just read the first three words.

26. When I met you, I became a vegetarian.

Huh?

Silly baby, you are my type.

27. Will we fall into the river in the cold winter?

You'll freeze to death

No, we're in love.

28. Let me read your palm.

(Holding out his hand)

Let me count, I am missing in your life!

29. I am lost. I don't know how to get there.

Where are you going?

Fuck your heart.

30. What's my last name?

Remember, I am happy after meeting you.

3 1, yes, the mobile phone was robbed by a thief.

Call the police.

Yes, hold her tight (hold her tight)

32. Are you good at holding dolls?

Not good at it. Why?

Excuse me, how did you catch my heart?

33.do you like water?

I like it.

Wow, congratulations, you like more than half of me.

I feel strange about you today.

Huh? What's weird?

This is very interesting.

Beauty, let me ask you something.

advance

Who do you want to be with on Tanabata?

know nothing at all

Awesome, how do you know if my name is unknown?

36. The fallen leaves come back to me.

The moon chases the waves and I chase you.

The crane belongs to the mountain and I belong to you.

I'll pay you back.

Spring mud protects flowers, I protect you.

37. When having a barbecue, what do you want to bake first?

Barbecue, and you?

I, I will choose to consider you.

38. Do you love yourself very much?

Love, of course.

Hello, I am your lifelong rival in love.

39. Here, I'll show you a magic trick. All right, the show is over.

Hmm? What have you changed?

I love you more.

40. You are so lively and lovely.

A strong wind blew you into my arms.

I will never pay it back.

4 1, I intend to buy land from you.

What to buy?

Your unwavering loyalty.

Do you know where my heart is?

To the left

No, my heart is on your side.

43. Are you tired?

You've been running in my head for a long time.

44. What are you doing to me?

Did I hurt you?

Yes, you made me fall in love with you!

45. Would you like to be my Oreo?

What do you mean?

I want to hit on you!

Do you know my horoscope?

vague

I did everything for you.

47.are you a rabbit?

What do you mean?

Why else are you jumping in my heart?

48. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Xi Baishi

No, it's you.

I have shortcomings.

What is this?

I find myself without you.

50. Where are you from?

Guangzhou

Wrong, you are mine.

Pick up hot chicks Q&A Routine

1. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.

2. May I kiss you? No, what did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes

3. What have you been doing recently? Keep eating. Why are you still so thin after eating? Wait for you. ...

Can you help me wash things later? Sure, what to wash? Like me.

I don't know how to care for you when winter comes.

6. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Have you.

7. It is said that medicine is poisonous in three parts. You are my medicine and my poison.

I wish I could meet you.

9. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

10. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

1 1. What are you? You belong to me.

12. When you were here, two years seemed like two days. When you are away, two days is like two years.

13. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

14. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

15. Let's change our names. My name is hoe and your name is noon.

16. I like you. Do you want to consider liking me?

17. I know three people like you.

18. I've been a little busy recently. How busy are you?

19. People like you. . . . What's wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love.

20. One day you wake up and find yourself in a red house with no windows, no doors and walls everywhere. Do you know where you are?

Ask and answer the words that tease boys.

1. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

2. In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How did you get along with my friends?

Ordinary people, you don't want to taste the taste of immortals.

4. Why can't I hug you?

A tiger doesn't show its mountain dew. Think of me as a boyfriend.

6. You are the joy of youth, so is reading backwards.

7. What do you like? I like you. Where are you going? Fuck your heart.

8. With you, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours!

9. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

10. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

1 1. Take my hand and close your eyes, and you won't get lost.

12. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

13. If you like it, I like you. If you don't, I have a unrequited love. Would you?

14. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

15. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

16. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

17. You and I have nothing to say except love.

18. My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

19. I like you for more than two minutes and can't get rid of it.

I want you to read the first three words of this article.

2 1. I don't like you very much

22. A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

23. Are you nearsighted, little brother? No wonder you can't see that I like you.

24. Brother, do you like low-sugar or seven-cent sugar? Do you know what sugar I like? I like your breasts.

25. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?

26. Be my boyfriend. Promise me. No, I'll see what I can do.

27. Do you know what I am good at? Like you

28. I am too kind! Why? Because my heart is full of you.

29. I have a good eye for people. Then who do you think I am? You are my man.

Q&A China Routine

1. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly. I'm cute.

Yes, I just like you hopelessly. What's the matter? You like me too!

3. The ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

You don't have to be fine, as long as I like it.

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

6. You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.

You are obviously not nearsighted. Why can't you see that I like you?

8. Will you shut up? I didn't say anything. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?

9. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.

10. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

1 1. Are you guilty? You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

12. Do you know what I want to eat? Watching you in a daze

13. I am a playboy, and I like you every second.

14. I think your mouth is quite sweet. Can I have a taste?

15. Our friendship has come to an end because I want to fall in love with you.

16. I want to be your shoes, because I want to accompany you through every step of life.

17. I will never like people like you. ? I only love you.

18. I have loneliness and spirits. Would you like to go with me?

19. I've gained weight recently. It's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.

20. liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.

2 1. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

If I hadn't been afraid to scare you, I would have been anxious with you.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

24. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, my mother's surname is Fang, but if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?

25. Where are you from? Why do you ask? You are my sweetheart.

26. Do you know what quilt to cover in winter? The quilt should be a baby.

27. Do you know where the scenery of this place is? I don't know, I'm not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.

28. Is there a hospital nearby? No, why? Because of you, my heart is beating too hard.

29. The number 1 to 9. If I am 9, where are you 8? Why is it because I want to be by your side?