Ask for all the lines of the sketch Fantastic Four

All the lines in the sketch "Four Magic Beauty" are as follows:

(Commentary: A long time ago, there was an emperor who chose concubines all day, which made people miserable. )

Genie: Now it's time for our magic four two action.

Guan Sihui: It's time to do it. I posed and my legs were numb at two o'clock.

Excavate: I heard that this dog emperor was afraid of getting angry, and when he got angry, he shot all his calves.

Big cat: I think I'm angry myself. I don't believe it. I can't be angry with him.

Genie: Action begins.

(Four people scattered)

Eunuch: Your Majesty is here.

Emperor: Give me all the coldness, all of it.

Eunuch: Your Majesty.

Emperor: Everything is fun.

Eunuch: I can't stay in limbo. I love my mother in the palace.

Emperor: So you have to choose a concubine. Hello.

Eunuch: Right, right.

Emperor: By the way, how about choosing a princess?

Eunuch: Your Majesty, as soon as our imperial list came out, all the women in the country ran away.

Emperor: Is it so fantastic?

Eunuch: Even my great-grandmother ran away.

Genie: Do you know? I just came out yesterday, and today you let me go back. Why is my journey so short? Your majesty, you are cruel.

Emperor: Is she blind?

Elf: Dead eunuch. (slapping the Emperor) I hate you to death. Remember, in the storm, your sister and I will wait for you in the ashes.

(The genie leaves with a smile)

Emperor: Am I a eunuch?

Eunuch: Your Majesty, don't be angry. Pay attention to the dragon's body. Your Majesty, we have found another one.

Emperor: Come on, come on.

Eunuch: Please welcome the last princess.

(Music)

Eunuch: Your Majesty.

Emperor: Get out. Beauty, let me see. Let me have a look. In place, beautiful, you.

Guan Sihui: Thank you? You.

Emperor: Is it an illusion? Yes. Can't get through. You do this, you take two steps. No, no, that's not the smell. She should have ... scared me to death. I thought it was those things again.

(Guan Sihui did Jing Li's action)

Emperor: Stop, you turn right, too. I'll give you one last chance. Let's sing a song. Flowers bloom in spring.

Guan Sihui: My brother and I held hands and went to the mountain again. I left again, and the emperor left this world. Irritating?

Emperor: No, that's Princess Orange, Princess Apple and cherry princess. What kind of princess are you?

Guan Sihui: I'm Princess Fruit Bowl.

(Guan Sihui gave the emperor a punch)

Emperor: No wonder you smell like them.

Guan Sihui: Thank you? You.

Emperor: Goodbye.

Guan Sihui: Stand there. (grabs the emperor by the collar) What's the matter? Do you not like me? it doesn't matter

Emperor: Stop, do you have a sister?

Guan Sihui: What sister do I have? I have three sisters. Girls, let's go.

(Big-faced cat, elf, Jing Li debut)

Guan Sihui: Your Majesty, now that all four sisters are here, which one do you choose?

Emperor: I see. You four colluded to bother me, right? You guys. ...

(The big-faced cat grabs the emperor by the collar)

Big-faced cat: Honey, turn my cards first today. No, I made it myself. Come with me.

(The emperor was dizzy with anger)

Guan Sihui: Just remember us, we are.

Together: the magical four beauties. ?

Extended data:

The cast of Fantastic Four:

1, Guan Sihui

20 1 1 Participated in the black humorous comedy film "Chasing Confucius".

20 13 participated in the national audition of the heroine of the urban comedy "Love" and was runner-up in the finals.

In 20/0/4, Kloc participated in the women's talent reality show "Amazing Beauty" and won the runner-up in the finals and the beautiful ceremony.

20 15 attracted wide attention in the reality show "I think you have a chance" of Zhejiang Satellite TV with the one-man show "Gui Bao Fei Dian". In the same year, he participated in the adventure comedy film Under the Ice.

20 16 participated in the contemporary urban emotional drama "Little Husband"; In the same year, he participated in the urban positive energy movie "Big Coffee Driving".

20 17 starred in the suspense comedy movie "the Oracle goes to heaven"

2. Li Jing

Jing Li, born on June 24th, 1970, a native of Zhangjiakou City, Hebei Province, is the host of China TV program and the founder of Le Bee Network.

Hosted Super Interview in 2000, Pretty Woman in 2006, Very quiet distance in 2007, and won the most influential "Business Mulan" of China enterprises in April 20 10 by China Entrepreneur magazine, and the top ten figures of APEC e-commerce alliance-China e-commerce growth and innovation.

On 20 13, Jing Li participated in the program "Win in China Blue Sky and Clear Water" organized by Jiangsu Satellite TV, and won the championship in the finals.