Ask for cross talk and be afraid of taking a bath

A: There are quite a lot of people here!

B: Ah!

I was really happy when I saw you!

B: What's that smell?

A: Let me share it with you.

B: Oh.

A: I hope everyone is like me.

B: What's the matter?

A: Speak more Mandarin.

Is this Mandarin?

A: What's the matter?

You can't speak Mandarin.

Do you care?

It doesn't matter.

I'd love to!

B: Whatever.

Do you think everyone must be local?

B: Oh.

A: Where are you from?

I come from xx.

Oh, xx, you speak Chinese very well!

B: Is this beside it?

I see you, I'm beautiful!

Really?

I know this man, xx.

B: Right, right, right!

This man is too clever.

You are welcome!

A: I know many college students. No one has hemorrhoids as high as you.

B: Huh?

A: What is this word?

B: IQ.

A: IQ! There is something wrong with your mouth.

What's wrong with my mouth?

Nice to meet you.

B: Ah.

It's easy for me. I can't get out.

B: Why can't you get out?

A: I have run out.

Where did it come from?

A: I ran away from home!

B: Huh?

I'm in trouble. Don't say anything when you go out. I am in trouble! I ran out!

B: You don't want people to say you shouted it out.

You can't pass it around.

I know everything.

A: I'm in trouble!

B: What's wrong?

A: It's a long story.

B: What's the matter?

A: There is a particularly high chief executive in our village.

B: Who is it?

A: Village head. This man is amazing!

B: What's the matter?

You have a big temper. He is in charge of the life and death of the village. I have been staring at you.

B: Oh.

A: I am so angry. Let me give you an example. At home, children squat on the ground and shit. When they finished, they called the dog to eat. After three times, they told the dog to lie down and eat.

B: Huh?

My mother is very angry and we are all afraid of her. There is something wrong with him.

B: What's the matter?

A: The buttons of his shirt have always been tied, and he has never seen them unbuttoned.

B: Oh.

There was a meeting in the village that night. In the evening, the village head, deputy village head, village party secretary and women director sit together. they ......

Have a meeting?

A: Playing cards.

B: playing cards?

A: I waited by, and soon I saw the village head sweating.

Very hot.

A: I said, let me untie it for you. "Pa" unbuttoned, my mother.

B: What's the matter?

I'm in trouble.

B: What's wrong with unlocking a button?

He has ringworm on his neck.

B: Tinea?

a； I said he was afraid to untie it!

I'm afraid of being seen.

A: I am afraid people will know. I let out his secret.

This is not a disaster.

What if he tries to kill me?

Not at all!

A: Fortunately, I have an idea. Our family thought it had special functions at first.

B: What?

A: There is a plaster.

B: Oh.

A: You can move this tinea after wearing it. Take it off and pat your chest. It's gone here. Tinea has moved here.

Oh, where else can we move?

A: Let me help you move it. Put it on your arm.

B: Oh.

A: It disappeared from my neck, but my arm came out.

B: OK.

A: The village head is as beautiful as a fairy.

B: I am very happy.

A: A few days later, it was hot and he wore half sleeves.

B: It's on again.

What should we do? I patted it on my leg.

B: I can't see it this time

You should wear underwear these days.

B: It's hot again.

A: It's on again. I'll move it up your ass.

B: I can't see it now!

A: Not now.

B: All right.

I am in trouble again.

Why are you still making trouble?

A: There is a woman in our village. The director is a woman.

B: Nonsense!

A: One night, the director of women went to see the bachelor king in our village.

B: Why?

A: Two people touched each other.

B: What?

A: The situation of the other party. Don't think so crooked.

B: No.

A: At one o'clock at night, the director of women came out to go home, and a rogue jumped out on the road.

B: Ouch!

A: People also say that I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to cross from now on, take off your pants!

B: Pants?

A: Director of Women, that is a very upright person!

B: That's right.

The two men started fighting.

B: Ah.

A: On that dark night, the director of women met a rogue. After fierce resistance, the hooligans stripped him naked!

B: Huh?

A: The hooligan turned and ran away naked. Female directors didn't do anything. She is a very upright person.

B: Yes.

A: If you dare to play hooligans, I will spare you!

B: All right, all right.

He wants to get back at the rascal.

B: Is there such revenge?

Scared the rascal into turning and running.

B: Huh?

A: I didn't see my face either, but I saw a ringworm on my ass.

B: Huh?

The story got around, and everyone in the village said it was the village head.

B: only he has this!

A: female directors does nothing.

B: Of course!

A: I called the village chief's home.

B: Oh.

A: I won't hit you or scold you.

B: What shall we do?

A: This is a plate of fried soybeans. Eat it. The village chief brought it here and ate it all.

B: Oh.

A: I brought another bowl of cold water and you drank it.

B: Drink cold water.

A: Goo goo A: There are many people here!

B: Ah!

I was really happy when I saw you!

B: What's that smell?

A: Let me share it with you.

B: Oh.

A: I hope everyone is like me.

B: What's the matter?

A: Speak more Mandarin.

Is this Mandarin?

A: What's the matter?

You can't speak Mandarin.

Do you care?

It doesn't matter.

I'd love to!

B: Whatever.

Do you think everyone must be local?

B: Oh.

A: Where are you from?

I come from xx.

Oh, xx, you speak Chinese very well!

B: Is this beside it?

I see you, I'm beautiful!

Really?

I know this man, xx.

B: Right, right, right!

This man is too clever.

You are welcome!

A: I know many college students. No one has hemorrhoids as high as you.

B: Huh?

A: What is this word?

B: IQ.

A: IQ! There is something wrong with your mouth.

Is there something wrong with my mouth?

Nice to meet you.

B: Ah.

It's easy for me. I can't get out.

B: Why can't you get out?

A: I have run out.

Where did it come from?

A: I ran away from home!

B: Huh?

I'm in trouble. Don't say anything when you go out. I am in trouble! I ran out!

B: You don't want people to say you shouted it out.

You can't pass it around.

I know everything.

A: I'm in trouble!

B: What's wrong?

A: It's a long story.

B: What's the matter?

A: There is a particularly high chief executive in our village.

B: Who is it?

A: Village head. This man is amazing!

B: What's the matter?

You have a big temper. He is in charge of the life and death of the village. I have been staring at you.

B: Oh.

A: I am so angry. Let me give you an example. At home, children squat on the ground and shit. When they finished, they called the dog to eat. After three times, they told the dog to lie down and eat.

B: Huh?

My mother is very angry and we are all afraid of her. There is something wrong with him.

B: What's the matter?

A: The buttons of his shirt have always been tied, and he has never seen them unbuttoned.

B: Oh.

There was a meeting in the village that night. In the evening, the village head, deputy village head, village party secretary and women director sit together. they ......

Have a meeting?

A: Playing cards.

B: playing cards?

A: I waited by, and soon I saw the village head sweating.

Very hot.

A: I said, let me untie it for you. "Pa" unbuttoned, my mother.

B: What's the matter?

I'm in trouble.

B: What's wrong with unlocking a button?

He has ringworm on his neck.

B: Tinea?

a； I said he was afraid to untie it!

I'm afraid of being seen.

A: I am afraid people will know. I let out his secret.

This is not a disaster.

What if he tries to kill me?

Not at all!

A: Fortunately, I have an idea. Our family thought it had special functions at first.

B: What?

A: There is a plaster.

B: Oh.

A: You can move this tinea after wearing it. Take it off and pat your chest. It's gone here. Tinea has moved here.

Oh, where else can we move?

A: Let me help you move it. Put it on your arm.

B: Oh.

A: It disappeared from my neck, but my arm came out.

B: OK.

A: The village head is as beautiful as a fairy.

B: I am very happy.

A: A few days later, it was hot and he wore half sleeves.

B: It's on again.

What should we do? I patted it on my leg.

B: I can't see it this time

You should wear underwear these days.

B: It's hot again.

A: It's on again. I'll move it up your ass.

B: I can't see it now!

A: Not now.

B: All right.

I am in trouble again.

Why are you still making trouble?

A: There is a woman in our village. The director is a woman.

B: Nonsense!

A: One night, the director of women went to see the bachelor king in our village.

B: Why?

A: Two people touched each other.

B: What?

A: The situation of the other party. Don't think so crooked.

B: No.

A: At one o'clock at night, the director of women came out to go home, and a rogue jumped out on the road.

B: Ouch!

A: People also say that I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to cross from now on, take off your pants!

B: Pants?

A: Director of Women, that is a very upright person!

B: That's right.

The two men started fighting.

B: Ah.

A: On that dark night, the director of women met a rogue. After fierce resistance, the hooligans stripped him naked!

B: Huh?

A: The hooligan turned and ran away naked. Female directors didn't do anything. She is a very upright person.

B: Yes.

A: If you dare to play hooligans, I will spare you!

B: All right, all right.

He wants to get back at the rascal.

B: Is there such revenge?

Scared the rascal into turning and running.

B: Huh?

A: I didn't see my face either, but I saw a ringworm on my ass.

B: Huh?

The story got around, and everyone in the village said it was the village head.

B: only he has this!

A: female directors does nothing.

B: Of course!

A: I called the village chief's home.

B: Oh.

A: I won't hit you or scold you.

B: What shall we do?

A: This is a plate of fried soybeans. Eat it. The village chief brought it here and ate it all.

B: Oh.

A: I brought another bowl of cold water and you drank it.

B: Drink cold water.

A: Goo goo.